and I don't want it to be.

Seriously, my right shoulder is way smaller than my left should (you know the muscle that goes from your shoulder to your neck). And I want them to be the same size... cause clothes don't fit right otherwise. If I just start specifically working out my right shoulder will that fix my problem? (I also have similar issues with my chest, and certain parts of my legs. My whole body is crooked.)

You go to the doctor.

Cut the excess off your bulky side and glue it to your smaller side.

Problem solved. Next.

the same thing happens to me after swim practice. I just do the opposite of what i did, the next day.

Just so we're all perfectly clear, Sarn isn't straight.

Talk to a proffessional tennis player, they seem to manage alright.

Everyone's bodies are technically crooked. There's no such thing as a perfectly symetrical human body. The closer you look at yourself, the more imperfections you'll noticed.

The left side of my rib cage is slightly bigger than the right side.


No one is perfectly symmetrical as MentatMM said, it's just that certain people are less symmetrical than others I guess.

One viable alternative would be to change your name to Quasimodo. After that, everything would be taken for granted.

Wear a heavy bag on your left shoulder at all times :p

Muslces the off side of your body are usually smaller than your strong side beause you use them a whole lot more. I lift weights regularly and my right side is a little bit bigger than the left.

Yeah, it isn't something you would normally notice. The bag strap on the "off" shoulder thing is a good idea, I would think.