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The new Massassi ads
2005-05-05, 11:27 AM #1
I understand they're by Google, but what criteria does Google use for ads (besides the fabled pigeon method)? I was posting when I was suddenly aghast at seeing the second ad from the left...

[http://www.sestus.net/images/massads.jpg]

and I thought we were the only ones who thought Massassi stole your soul...

So post any hypotheses for the ad-picking algorithm or any especially unusual ads you find.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-05-05, 11:31 AM #2
I assume companies pay Google so their sites can be easily seen by millions on the most popular search engine.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-05-05, 11:33 AM #3
Criteria? It just looks for words on the page and tries to guess what the page is about. Most of them are Star Wars, perhaps that's the 'default' setting if it doesn't find anything else, but occassionally you'll get ones obviously about stuff in that thread.

Surely this could be discussed in that other thread, anyway, Brians?
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2005-05-05, 11:35 AM #4
So, if we turn this thread into some discussion of McDonalds, will ads about fast food start to pop up?

I love McDonalds.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-05-05, 11:41 AM #5
I remember eating a box of Jaffa cakes few years back. But did I eat the box or the cakes the box had? Woah. It wasn't a Linux box you know. Nor a X-Box.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-05-05, 12:40 PM #6
boobies!

>.>
<.<
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-05-05, 12:44 PM #7
...but what about the Satan ad?!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2005-05-05, 12:55 PM #8
Perhaps Satan was jealous of Brian's soul-taking and so asked google if they could help him with advertisement.
Perhaps he payed them with some soules of his own...
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-05-05, 1:06 PM #9
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32068

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