Scientists-proving, once again that we can’t leave anything alone-have successfully made a female mouse give birth without the benefit of insemination.

That’s right, in Japan, they’ve succeeded in making a mouse that was the product of two female parents. You can read about it-and see the little b@stard- here.

Said product being the only gender possible from such a union, btw-female.

Am I the only one who has grasped the implications of all this?

With all this talk of “gay-marriage,” and the trend already moving away from traditional family structures, how long can it be before the world becomes overpopulated with women??! You just know that that feminist-uberdyke couple is gonna want to have a little girl-er-female child that is the fruit of their loin-er- uteri? Ditto the single, working woman who never had time for kids.

Which might not be such a bad thing, but aren’t they really running things enough already?

So, I have a few suggestions, to prevent this sorry state of affairs from ever occurring:

First off, MEN!, have sex with as many women as you can-as much as you can, and preferably in positions that optimize the motility of Y chromosone sperm.

Secondly, all vasectomies are hereby banned.
Ditto abortions.

Legislation should be initiated that brings back-and I know this will be a huge sacrifice for some of us-polygamy. Having experimented with polygamy while in college, I can honestly say that it is over-rated, not to mention tiring, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.

Lastly, doctors should prescribe drugs like Viagra, Cialis and Levitra for any and all ailments.

Indigestion? Viagra

Acne? Levitra

Athlete’s Foot? Cialis

Men, get to work on this one right away.

We must take all steps to forestall the ultimate supremacy of women before it’s too late for us all.

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DOOM! DOOOOM!! DOOOOOOOOM!!!

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Words of wisdom:
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but 1t 1s 4 drug, 4nd drugz 4r3 3v1l!"

http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science/04/21/fatherless.mouse.ap/

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hmmmm I heard about this a couple of years ago, but it was more of "we could easily do this should we choose to" rather than "we have done this".

Um, yeah... whatever you say.

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There isn't a solid link between heredity and homosexuality yet. Actually in something like 50% of the cases of homosexuality involving identical twins, one twin was still straight.

So, really, if the whole world is flooded by women, I figure it just means there's less competition for us men.

Cheers.

Oh no...we're...DOOMED! DOOMED! DOOMED!

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ok, so by altering genes to make a female's "contribution" act like a male's...wouldnt that technically make it a MALE contribution and render this whole thing retarded? i think so.

and i back myself up.

i agree with ^.

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That made me laugh.

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A quote from the great thinker of the 20th century, Banky Edwards, comes to mind...

Not entirely sure if it's "board safe" though, but I think many people know of what I refer to.

This so reminds me of the SCUM Manifesto.

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I've found that reverse cowgirl seems to be the best for that.

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

It took forever to do it with mice and only one out of like a hundred live. We have plenty of time.

At least they won't be able to tell us that crap about how there'd be no war, famine, etc. in a world run by women.

From what I've seen of girls fighting, I imagine their wars would be 10x as viciously carried out.

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This is a bad thing? man, have you ever been at a school where the women outnumbered men... you're treated as god

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Plenty of time for what? To launch a counter assault? To create an immortality potion that works ONLY on men?

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current goverment most likely wouldnt allow it anyway.

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Just b/c it works with mice doesn't mean it will work with humans. The mouse is probably going to end up with cancer or something before long due to the unnaturalness of its creation. Dolly the sheep wasn't very healthy, after all, so it stands to reason that this will end the same way, even though the mouse is not a clone, it was nonethelesscreated through less-than-natural means.

Even if it does work in humans, the majority of society will probably not do it. Feminist uberdykes are only a small portion of the population, so there is nothing to worry about in terms of this going mainstream.

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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You know that's confidential, women frequent these boards for chrissakes!

Here at CSU San Marcos, there are more women then men, but I'm hardly not treated as a god. Also it seems like every female student there is taken.


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Yeah...except that there's no possibility for a male offspring with just two female contributions.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

You mean Viagra doesn't cure indigestion? Uh-oh...

Men aren't doomed by any stretch of the imagination - women still need us to do the things they can't, like driving!

*Breaks out the marshmallows waiting for the resulting flames*

And I was joking by the way...

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There's at least one good thing about an all-female world. We can be certain that there'll be at least one woman in every kitchen.

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-R.D. Laing

^^^

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Sounds like an improvement to me

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Actually, there's something related to this going on in CHina:

Because of their family planning policies, Chinese families can have no more than one child. (Duh) This means that there is a huge desire for a male child to carry on the family name. With the advent of abortion, families can see ahead of time that their going to have a girl and abort it to save their slot for a boy. But now we have the problem that China is going to get flooded with males. And we don't have anything like this fatherless child things for males do we? (Unless you want to volunteer.)

My guess is that Chinese men start searching out brides in other countries, thus taking over a lot of the rest of Asia for China. (Well, not really, but it would be interesting.)

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what do you mean men are doomed?... it's hard enugh to find a good man with all the compeition today. ahhh.

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Well soon you just won't need to find a good man.

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

wow thats truely sad. honestly wahts stuff coming to

on 'nother note however, if lesbians do start to have children like this (just humouring here) and they have a child, its not like their kid will be a lesbian by default. more likely straight than not. and if i may make ajoke, if a child is born of twice the womanness, she might need twice the manness to quench her sexual thirst no? what if shes like insanely horn-dog-teenage-guy straight?

its late im really tired but yeah i read that earlier and im not pleased. first you have women fighting and fighting for womens rights and having careless fathers pay for their children and asking for funding for programs like big brother coz good male mentors are rare, and then, if (totally humouring) this eventually works in like a hundred years: total hypocrisy. they need to start doin it for men too. what about all the gay guys n the poor little male rats

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What do you mean "going to"? They already are.

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

That is why people like me still walk the earth and will continue to do so long after all the nice guys are extinct. There are more people like me than many people realize.

I simply could not resist adding that.




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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Competition?? I'm having a trifle of a time finding a single girl. Of course I do live in So. Cal.


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BS. There's nothing lesbians like better than forcing their beliefs on other people (I would know I'm God.), one time I heard about some lesbians who were deaf so they wanted a deaf man's semen so they could raise there deaf lesbian baby. It's sick.

Wait a minute... why would a lesbian want semen... I thought they were too good for men... wouldn't they be too good for sperm to since they come from a man?

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<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

...wait...so because their lesbian, you assume they believe they're too good for men?

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

you gotta read what i say.

i meant it wouldnt be born a lesbian. and if a lesbian was to do that to her child (force it or coax it to grow up straight) then she'd be a hypocrit of all this 'sexual revolution movement' of sexual individualism. dont a lot of straight parents do that too tho? but thats ok. i was just making a point that a daughter of two lesbians would not voluntarily always want to be a lesbian so eventually someone would want a man if female-world-domination is the implication youre gettin from this.

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Should lesbians be allowed to use vibrators? They made their choice.

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"If there's one thing I've learned it's this - you just can't shake hands with a fist" - David Allen Coe

Oh my god...it's like philosophy 101 all over again...

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Roach - Caught in the war of hemispheres.
0 of 14.

No, they should learn to pleasure eachother without the use of mechanical intereferance.

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