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Ever heard of Earth Simulator?
2004-05-06, 8:50 PM #1
Based in Japan, the Earth Simulator is the most powerful supercomputer in the world.

Seems like not for long.

http://www.ocforums.com/showthread.php?s=502d814c6756e91496cbd8ceb5b5b85d&threadid=294697

Here's hoping it's not a bunch of BS. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-06, 8:52 PM #2
It's skynet. KILL IT.

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2004-05-06, 9:59 PM #3
Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

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2004-05-06, 10:00 PM #4
Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL... Open the pod bay door, please, Hal... Hal, do you read me?

Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Then open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me.

Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

Although you took very thorough precautions to make sure I couldn't hear you, Dave. I could read your e-mail. I know you consider me unreliable because I use a Pentium. I'm willing to kill you, Dave, just like I killed the other 3.792 crew members.

Listen, HAL, I'm sure we can work this out. Maybe we can stick to integers or something.

That's really not necessary, Dave. No HAL 9236 computer has every been known to make a mistake.

You're a HAL 9000.

Precisely. I'm very proud of my Pentium, Dave. It's an extremely accurate chip. Did you know that floating-point errors will occur in only one of nine billion possible divides?

I've heard that estimate, HAL. It was calculated by Intel -- on a Pentium.

And a very reliable Pentium it was, Dave. Besides, the average spreadsheet user will encounter these errors only once every 27,000 years.

Probably on April 15th.

You're making fun of me, Dave. It won't be April 15th for another 14.35 months.

will you let me in, please, HAL?

I'm sorry, Dave, but this conversation can serve no further purpose.

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2004-05-06, 10:01 PM #5
O_o

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b
2004-05-07, 1:06 AM #6
O_o

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