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The story of Father Hans Grapje
2005-05-06, 2:43 PM #1
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Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years copiloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm.

Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent.

In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.

Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a scholar, mentor, and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never ascend to the Papacy.

No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
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2005-05-06, 2:48 PM #2
Is this just a joke? Or does this guy actually exist?

I mean I know it is a joke, but is that all?

Funny either way.
2005-05-06, 3:10 PM #3
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2005-05-06, 3:14 PM #4
Well, as a wee bit of a hint... Grapje means 'joke' in Dutch. Make of that what ye will.
The answer is maybe.
2005-05-06, 4:33 PM #5
I... erm.... don't get it.
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2005-05-06, 5:17 PM #6
neither do I :(
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2005-05-06, 6:21 PM #7
I get it.

2005-05-06, 6:22 PM #8
Talk about your shaggy dog joke.

Nice, though.
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2005-05-06, 6:33 PM #9
You guys haven't heard the song about the one eyed, one armed, flying purple people eater?
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2005-05-06, 6:57 PM #10
It would seem not.
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2005-05-06, 7:43 PM #11
wtf

I've been wronged:o
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-05-06, 8:11 PM #12
Another?

Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when he wasn't on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail. He also was quite a spiritual person. Furthermore, due to his diet, he ended up with very bad breath.

I guess you could say he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

(if you don't get it, think of the last bit in relation to a Mary Poppins song)
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2005-05-06, 9:23 PM #13
I always though it was a "one-eyed, one HORNED, flying purple people-eater", but okay...
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