-A good friend of mine cheated on his girlfriend with the girl I like.

-The cheating involved a mouth and a penis.

-His girlfriend has a child, age 4.

-He has cheated on her before.

-He doesn't want to tell her because he's afraid she'll break up with him.

-He is age 19.

-His girlfriend dated one of his room mates for a long period of time.

-His room mate lost his virginity to this girl.

-Back to the first point, I had told him I liked the girl, and he still cheated with her.

-He has cheated on his girlfriend once before, and attempted to a few times.

-He stands the collar up on his polo shirts. (This bothers me alot)

-He doesn't want to break up with his girlfriend because it's his birthday next week.

-He claims to be sorry about cheating on her but doesn't want to tell her because she won't forgive him.

-Is there any question that this guy is just a large-type *******? I don't think so.

Get far, far away.

What your friend has done is pretty low. If I was in your position, I'd kick his unfaithful *** around the place. What kind of wuss cheats on a girl and isn't prepared to accept the consequences???

I wouldn't call her and tell her...that might be a mad move because she would most likely be more angry at you than at him. But really...cheating AND popping his collar? ugh...maybe tell him how you feel and if he laughs, just go away for a bit, or at least until he comes back. I don't know how close of friends you are, so really can't say ditch him or not. :/

I would smack him around a bit.

Punch him square in the jaw. Seriously, that's just some bull**** right there.

If your friends with his girlfriend tell her, she'll most likley want to know why you didn't if you don't.

If she does get angry about you telling her just give her time to chill out, she'll relize you've done the right thing.

As for this guy, ignor him for the rest of his life.

Kill your friend, and the slut who [did bad stuff]

In fact, kill anyone who is even slightly connected to the situation just to be sure.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Yes. People with their collars up should die. Painfully.

Yes Martyn its cos Chavs and Scallies are seen doing it

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Hm, try to make the situation useful for you. Blackmailing, perhaps. And toy around with his self-confidence.

Someday, FGR, someone's going to take you seriously. The next day we'll be hearing about a guy being hauled off to jail shouting burgerboys, FGR, and massassi.

If he can betray his girl like this, imagine how he'd turn his back on you. He's not your friend, if you can inform his gf subtly and tactfully, that'd probably be the next best step.

1. Tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her
2. Dump this loser friend (Eww, he stands the collar up on his polo shirts.
3. Kill him
4. The girl that you love is a *****, do not like her anymore.
5. Kill her
6. Find a new girl you love.
7. Seduce her
8. Have kids
9. Live happy

Call his girlfriend? What the hell is wrong with you people?

TS. Tell him to grow some balls and accept responsibility for his actions.

And then just to be mean, tell him if he really cared at all about his gf, he wouldn't have allowed this to happen in the first place. Rude? yes. True? Also yes.

where's the "Destroy Everything" option?

i'd disown them all, except the girlfriend, help her out

He's cheated on her multiple times? She deserves to know. Pretty much give him an ultimatum: either he tells her or you do.

First off, I figured I should have elaborated on what I actually did... I didn't include this in the first post.

-I told him he has 24 hours to admit to what he did otherwise he's not my friend anymore, because I can't trust a person who will not take responsibility for what they do.

-I am still going to try to hook up with the girl, but simply because at this point in my life I'm feeling shallow, and I am not really interested in a relationship with her.

-I need to punch him in the face for standing his collar up.

-He does like Star Wars alot. Even the prequels. He scores some points back for this.

QFT.

I say kill 'em. Sawn-off shutgun, point blank should do the trick.

I say, get his girlfriend to cheat on him with you... see how he likes it