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Playboy (No porn inside)
2005-05-11, 3:09 PM #1
A coworker told me that the newest issue of Playboy (June 2005) has someone from Star Wars in it. He said he thinks its the blue skin lady. Whoever it is, it's Asian. I haven't purchased the issue yet though, somewhat thinking about it. Anyway, if you are 18+ feel free to go check it out.
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2005-05-11, 3:10 PM #2
I read it for the articles, I swear.
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2005-05-11, 3:13 PM #3
Funny story, when I was a senior in high school I knew a girl named Rana who told me a story when she was drunk at a party, she found a copy of Playboy and began reading it. She said she was shocked cause there really were articles. She thought it was just a joke by guys.
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2005-05-11, 3:14 PM #4
You can always get a preview on the PB website.
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2005-05-11, 3:14 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
A coworker told me that the newest issue of Playboy (June 2005) has someone from Star Wars in it. He said he thinks its the blue skin lady. Whoever it is, it's Asian.


I'ts not Aayla, it's someone else. Also, her scenes have been cut from the film :p (whether or not it had to do with the shoot, I dunno)
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2005-05-11, 3:15 PM #6
It isn't the blue girl, because she's not asian. Saw her on 'Attack of the show.'
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2005-05-11, 3:26 PM #7
She looks asian. Eastern, at least. Her names Bai Ling and all you have to do is go to playboy's website to see the cover. Playboy's smart enough not to display porn for free so there isn't much to worry about by going to the homepage.

From playboy's website:

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Bai Ling's name means "white spirit," and the sensuous Chinese actress -- who memorably starred in The Crow and Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow -- says she is a free spirit. Originally cast to play a senator in Star Wars Episode III, she was to appear mainly in the nude and mainly covered with tattoos, much like she does in these exclusive nude photos.
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2005-05-11, 3:56 PM #8
i read in the paper today some girl from stanford is posing for playboi.
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2005-05-11, 5:31 PM #9
She's not attractive, at all. And her scenes in Episode III were cut.
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2005-05-11, 6:07 PM #10
Playboy's getting desperate to use her role in Star Wars as a way to sell issues. I mean she was only playing a senator, do you think anyone would've really cared about her if she had been in the movie? Talk about cheap tactics...
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2005-05-11, 7:43 PM #11
Jedigreedo, Playboy will put "From such and such" if they get someone from it. If they got a character from Star Trek, they'd make sure of it. If they got someone from The X-Files, they'd do that as well. It's just good marketing.
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2005-05-11, 7:53 PM #12
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Originally posted by Glyde Bane
I read it for the articles, I swear.

Someone recently told me, a woman actually, that Playboy really DOES have good articles. Award winning even, some of them, probably the less-prestigious but still.
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2005-05-11, 7:58 PM #13
It would be interesting to see what the Google Ads make of this thread! ;)
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2005-05-11, 8:32 PM #14
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Originally posted by Emon
Someone recently told me, a woman actually, that Playboy really DOES have good articles. Award winning even, some of them, probably the less-prestigious but still.


Some of Stephen Kings' first stories were in playboy.
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2005-05-11, 8:59 PM #15
Parts of Arthur C Clarke's Rendevous with Rama were published in Playboy. It's an awesome book, I really recomend it.
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2005-05-12, 10:39 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
Someone recently told me, a woman actually, that Playboy really DOES have good articles. Award winning even, some of them, probably the less-prestigious but still.


They're better than the average articles you find in most "men magazines" but not anything special really.

So I bought the magazine on a whim today. Probably brings the total to three playboys purchased in my lifetime. I'm a sucker for asian chicks.

I'll let you know how the articles are.
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2005-05-12, 10:46 AM #17
damn her face is hidious
2005-05-12, 11:45 AM #18
she seems nice....:em321:
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