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ForumsDiscussion Forum → Like Spicy Food? You'll Love This:
Like Spicy Food? You'll Love This:
2005-05-11, 5:25 PM #1
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005211088,00.html
Stuff
2005-05-11, 5:27 PM #2
Mmmm. Yummy.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-11, 5:28 PM #3
any Brits wanna go get some?
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2005-05-11, 5:29 PM #4
That is awesome! I want to try it.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2005-05-11, 5:38 PM #5
Spicy's great and all, but being hot for the sake of being hot jsut baffles me.
Pissed Off?
2005-05-11, 5:46 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
any Brits wanna go get some?


If I knew where they were selling it. I'd buy 2 bottles and get my mate (big spicy food fan) round my house, then film us trying to drink the bottles.
nope.
2005-05-11, 5:48 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
If I knew where they were selling it. I'd buy 2 bottles and get my mate (big spicy food fan) round my house, then film us trying to drink the bottles.


"Ok man, don't make me laugh. I'm gonna do this."
*You start to drink it*
*Friend makes a funny face*
"OH JESUS! IT'S COMING OUT MY NOSE! OH MY GOD"
*You run*
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-11, 5:51 PM #8
A store in Alaska (What are the odds?) Had some stuff just like that. You couldn't buy it unless you were over 21, even then you had to sign paperwork. It was just like that bottle. Melted red wax over a skull and each bottle, the label was hand written in gold marker...Weird stuff. I asked to try the hottest stuff you could have without a forum. I ran out of the store and bought a jar of peanutbutter and crackers and water! (They dipped the TIP of the TOOTHPICK in the sauce, and then I just touched the tip onto my tounge...) The water and peanutbutter did NOTHING. I just had to wait it out. It burnt for a good 10-20 mins.

Quote:
If I knew where they were selling it. I'd buy 2 bottles and get my mate (big spicy food fan) round my house, then film us trying to drink the bottles.


A toothpick full would put you in the hospital.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-05-11, 6:13 PM #9
Yea, I'm a HUGE hot sause fan. I got a hold of some of that super ultra mega hot stuff through my uncle, and dipped the tip of a toothpick in the stuff, wipped it off, and put it on my tounge. I wanted to die. I didn't even touch anything that had the hot sause on it, but when I rubbed my eye hours later they burned like crazy. Just the fumes or something.. its nuts. That stuff CAN hospitalize someone, they arn't kidding.
2005-05-11, 6:15 PM #10
What a great flavour, pain.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-05-11, 6:22 PM #11
holy s***.


It's like eating mace or pepper spray.
2005-05-11, 6:23 PM #12
it's probably worse.
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2005-05-11, 6:29 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi
it's probably worse.


imagine getting some on an open wound. It would be enough to make you wish for death.
2005-05-11, 6:31 PM #14
Oh god no! I once got hot sauce in a cut and it hurt like a *****. My eyes were tearing up so i went to wipe my eye forgetting I had hot sauce on my hands. Double PWND.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-05-11, 6:32 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
imagine getting some on an open wound. It would be enough to make you wish for death.


Yes, but they have to make peper spray so that it wont do permenant damage. I imagine if you got this in your eye it could.
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2005-05-11, 6:32 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
holy s***.


It's like eating mace or pepper spray.


*Homer puts pepper spray on eggs* "ehhhhhhh... Incapasitating"
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-05-11, 6:54 PM #17
Rip sombodies balls off then pour a bottle of the stuff on the wound.

Fun.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-11, 7:10 PM #18
geez man:eek:

and i think sour cream is spicy:(
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-05-11, 7:12 PM #19
Sour cream.. spicy...?

Er, it's not supposed to be. Better check the date there, boy.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-11, 7:20 PM #20
I feel like such a wimp. :(
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2005-05-11, 7:42 PM #21
I remember last year, a bunch of dummies at my school thought it'd be fun to eat mace.

It was fun to watch, because I hated them all.
2005-05-11, 7:50 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
imagine getting some on an open wound. It would be enough to make you wish for death.

Civilian grade mace is nothing like what they use in the military. I think civilian grade is in the thousands of units, military is in the millions. My history/politics teacher (had him twice) in high school used to be a fairly high ranking officer in the Navy and is still in the reserves. He felt it right in the face once...he said it's like nothing else. Except maybe this hot sauce.
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2005-05-11, 7:53 PM #23
Quote:
hospitalise a user who touches a sensitive part of the body afterwards.


:eek:
2005-05-11, 7:59 PM #24
Hah. You know someone's gonna try it in sex.
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2005-05-11, 8:00 PM #25
I have all kinds of "super spicey stuff" that you only need less than a drop of. I'm a sucker for spicey!
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-05-11, 8:01 PM #26
Oh god, spicy sauces and sex organs do not mix.

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