I love parents. Ok, this isn't the typical whinny-antiparent-typical kid post. My parents are quite illogical.

This is "Post your parents stupid moments" thread

I get out some precooked bacon to nuke to add to my dinner. My dad starts ranting about how much that stuff costs.
Ok, so it's costly and I'm eating it - completely understandable.
I ignore, and proceed to take 4 paper towell slices. Two on bottom, two on top. As I'm throwing it in the the microwave he noticed the paper towels I am putting in with it he goes "Oh jeez how much do you think you just added the the price of the bacon right there?" Both my mother and I are like "What?"
He replied "Look at all that paper towell you're putting in with it, jesus, once you start living on your own you'll start appreciating how much things cost"' - "HOLY CRAP! I just added a couple cents to this bacon, Oh no!"
My dad rolls his eyes at me, replied "See this is what I'm taling about. You wouldn't know how much it costs to buy these privilages untill you need them for yourself"

I've about had it now. Papertowell=privlage? My mother is trying not to laugh in the corner. "Ok let's break this down. Roll of paper towells. Buck fifty. ****load of squares on it. Divide by 4. A couple cents, wow that's amazing how much that is."
"STOP being a Wiseass! You'll get your butt kicked one day with an attitude like that!"

"What? Being completely logical and correct, defending against someones illogical and overexaggerated accusations? .. "


And my parents wonder why I'm always more edgy hanging out around them.

He probably just paid a large bill or something.

pretty much, or he needs to get laid cuz your mom ain't puttin' out and hookers are too expensive ...
ok that was totally inappropriate so I hope you can take it as a joke, cuz like that's what it is.


see my sig?

Actually, no big bills, he's a rich mofo.
So he's just trying to be a dink.

And you don't even want to know about my mom putting out :p Uhg. I won't say anymore. But you're wrong and I know it wasr a joke, but I htought I'd reply with a dirtier joke,.