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2004-05-06, 12:44 AM #1
Why Did that albert enistein guy have to make this equation so difficult could, he made it a whole lot easier

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2004-05-06, 12:51 AM #2
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2004-05-06, 1:55 AM #3
3 letters, an equal sign and a superscript. Doesn't get much easier than that.
2004-05-06, 2:27 AM #4
I reckon X = X is easier.
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2004-05-06, 3:22 AM #5
OMG X=X does that mean that Y=Y?????????

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2004-05-06, 3:47 AM #6
And even more importantly, if A implies B does not B imply not A?

And another thing, we should have a spoiler tag or something so that it changes the font to the background color so you have to highlight it.

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2004-05-06, 4:42 AM #7
Any real Animaniacs fan knows its just Acme spelled backwards with an equals sign, and the A looking like a superscript 2.

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2004-05-06, 9:41 AM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spyder7003:
Why Did that albert enistein guy have to make this equation so difficult could, he made it a whole lot easier

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Yeah, it's a tough one [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2004-05-06, 10:50 AM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DSettahr:
Any real Animaniacs fan knows its just Acme spelled backwards with an equals sign, and the A looking like a superscript 2.

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2004-05-06, 11:13 AM #10
Energy equals mass times speed of light squared.

It's a doddle. We all know 2+2=5 is much harder.

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2004-05-06, 11:16 AM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jagged Conscience:
And even more importantly, if A implies B does not B imply not A?

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Ah....good old Modus Pollens (and tollens)

A -> B
A
Therefore B



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2004-05-06, 11:24 AM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by spyder7003:
Why Did that albert enistein guy have to make this equation so difficult could, he made it a whole lot easier

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2004-05-06, 11:41 AM #13
Really, how could it be more simpler?

Now, would someone please tell me WHY exactly 3 + 5 = 8?

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2004-05-06, 12:08 PM #14
Sally, Joey and Timmy each have one apple, and they meet up with their friend Megan who has five apples. The four decide to put all of their apples into one basket, which gives them eight apples all together. After this, they decide to split them up evenly. If there are four friends and eight apples, how many apples does each friend get?

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2004-05-06, 12:09 PM #15
Banana?

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2004-05-06, 12:39 PM #16
e=mc^2 isnt that hard
energy = mass * speed of light sqaured

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2004-05-06, 12:57 PM #17
ponens.
2004-05-06, 3:08 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mr. Alias:
Sally, Joey and Timmy each have one apple, and they meet up with their friend Megan who has five apples. The four decide to put all of their apples into one basket, which gives them eight apples all together. After this, they decide to split them up evenly. If there are four friends and eight apples, how many apples does each friend get?

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The correct answer is, "Who the hell cares, just tell the fools to eat them."

Or it's 2.

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2004-05-06, 3:10 PM #19
The answer I was looking for was eleventeen.

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2004-05-06, 3:12 PM #20
or eleventybillion.

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2004-05-06, 3:45 PM #21
Threeve

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2004-05-06, 7:48 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mscbuck:
Ah....good old Modus Pollens (and tollens)

A -> B
A
Therefore B</font>

Ahhhh!! Aaaagh!! Discrete Math! Aaaaahhh!!!

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In all seriousness. E=mc^2 is EASY compared to the rest of relativity. That equation gives you your rest energy. Throw in the Lorentz factor and things get fun.


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2004-05-06, 9:03 PM #23
physics...pfft. Real men do biochemistry.
2004-05-06, 9:04 PM #24
biophysical chemistry

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2004-05-07, 4:01 AM #26
I don't normally go in for this sort of thing but:

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2004-05-07, 6:54 AM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
physics...pfft. Real men do biochemistry.</font>



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2004-05-07, 6:56 AM #28
There are five apples in a basket. You take away three. How many do you have?

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2004-05-07, 8:15 AM #29
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2004-05-07, 8:48 AM #30
Det, you acutally have to use a Taylor Expansion Series to get that answer..

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2004-05-07, 8:49 AM #31
Doesn't anyone know how to do superscripts!?

E=mc²

Today, this has become the equation that tells us how badly a thread sucks.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
physics...pfft. Real men do biochemistry.</font>
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2004-05-07, 5:01 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
or eleventybillion.

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That's not a real number!
Yet.

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2004-05-07, 5:04 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Run:
physics...pfft. Real men do biochemistry.</font>


YES!!

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2004-05-07, 5:23 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Insipid:
That's not a real number!
Yet.</font>


What a Duketastrophy!

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2004-05-07, 7:16 PM #35
1/V = ((Km + [S])/Vmax)*(1/[S])+1/Vmax

Mmmmmm, enzyme kinetics.
2004-05-08, 12:25 AM #36
So, what if you have a basket with 3 apples in it and you take out 5. How many apples do you have to put back so that there are none left?

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2004-05-08, 1:05 AM #37
Real men do Engineering!! WooWoo!!

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2004-05-08, 1:09 AM #38
Real men do women.

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2004-05-08, 7:04 AM #39
Word.

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2004-05-08, 9:04 AM #40
*yawn*

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