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Six 80's Action Heroes Get Into a Bar-Fight...
2005-05-18, 6:29 PM #1
...who will win?
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2005-05-18, 6:32 PM #2
Oh man, that's tough :(
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2005-05-18, 6:34 PM #3
Black men are unstoppable, so all it really comes down to is Mr. T
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2005-05-18, 6:37 PM #4
Arnie, obviously.
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2005-05-18, 6:37 PM #5
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Originally posted by Jazzkokehead
Arnie, obviously.


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2005-05-18, 6:39 PM #6
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Originally posted by Jazzkokehead
Arnie, obviously.
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2005-05-18, 6:41 PM #7
Chuck Norris and van Damme actually know how to fight, having won World Martial Arts titles in their day. That said, Norris was old, even in the eighties while van Damme was young and in his prime. Thus, the winner would be Jean Claude van Damme.
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2005-05-18, 6:41 PM #8
Realistically I had to give it to Norris. He's the only real fighter on the list.
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2005-05-18, 6:43 PM #9
I pity the foo who goes against Mr. T.
2005-05-18, 6:53 PM #10
Tony Danza
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2005-05-18, 6:54 PM #11
Poor Sylvester.
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2005-05-18, 7:04 PM #12
Where's Gary Coleman?
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2005-05-18, 7:10 PM #13
Bruce Willis would win just by squinting at them all.
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2005-05-18, 7:23 PM #14
Van Damme without a doubt.
2005-05-18, 7:42 PM #15
it seems to be up bettween Mr. T and Arnie atm...
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2005-05-18, 7:48 PM #16
Aww... I'm the only one so far that voted Stallone. C'mon, he kicked Mr. T's *** in Rocky III!
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2005-05-18, 8:04 PM #17
i don't know why i just think Sylvester Stallone would win:p
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2005-05-18, 8:13 PM #18
i voted for chuck, he won like 5 karate titles while fighting in korea in the 80's, he was the undisputed king, google it, you'll find the proof
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2005-05-18, 9:33 PM #19
Arnie.

Mr. T = TERMINATED. :)
2005-05-18, 9:49 PM #20
In a real fight? Chuck would stomp them. Even if he was older, he was still in great shape, and knew how to fight better then any of them.
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2005-05-18, 11:46 PM #21
Arnold.

And a distant second by Bruce Willis.
2005-05-19, 12:20 AM #22
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Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
Black men are unstoppable, so all it really comes down to is Mr. T
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2005-05-19, 12:31 AM #23
Van Damme owns'em all because his last name is a swear word. :p
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2005-05-19, 2:46 AM #24
Despite the karate I'd have to go for arnie. If chuck norris tried to kick him in the head, arnie would catch it and throw the old has-been on his arse. Then stand on his head.

(norris' head that is)
2005-05-19, 3:16 AM #25
Bruce: the one-man anti-terrorist unit.
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2005-05-19, 3:37 AM #26
You all seem to forget that Bruce Willis is actually invincible. YOu can beat him up, but he will always come back to beat you harder, and he can never, ever die.
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2005-05-19, 4:36 AM #27
Brucie baby!

Bruce > *
nope.
2005-05-19, 4:55 AM #28
Chucky.
2005-05-19, 10:00 AM #29
Square-jawed, built like a brick, no nonsense. Arnie all the way.

How did this fight start? Were they arguing over who looks best in spandex?
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2005-05-19, 11:28 AM #30
Mr. T will throw them all hella far.

Chuck Norris in his prime couldn't budge Arnold in his Prime. Martial arts or not, it's like fighting a mountain. Punch, kick, it's all in the mind, sure, but Chuck's fist would shatter versus Arnold. But I like Mr. T the best though still, heh...
2005-05-19, 11:48 AM #31
What's funny is you guys don't seem to realize that Arnie isn't nearly as big as he looks on the silver screen. Come out to Sun Valley some time and wander around the stores, you're bound to find him. When you do, I'm sure the words "Holy ****, you're only 5'10"?!" will escape your mouth.
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2005-05-19, 2:05 PM #32
Ahnold is only 5'10"? Damn, I'm pretty much 6'0".
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2005-05-19, 2:09 PM #33
Yea, Arnold's actually a shorter dude.

But who cares? He KILLED THE DEVIL, man...the devil .
2005-05-19, 2:16 PM #34
Van Damme. No Contest.
2005-05-19, 2:37 PM #35
Size really doesn't matter anyway... a short dude is still capable of completely owning a big guy.
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2005-05-19, 3:45 PM #36
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Originally posted by Roach
What's funny is you guys don't seem to realize that Arnie isn't nearly as big as he looks on the silver screen. Come out to Sun Valley some time and wander around the stores, you're bound to find him, and when you do, I'm sure the words "Holy ****, you're only 5'10"?!" will escape your mouth.


Damn... in Terminator 2, he looked about 6'2" - 6'3".
2005-05-19, 3:54 PM #37
Apparently they use trenches for the other actors to stand in.
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2005-05-20, 4:19 AM #38
But you still cannot beat some in a fight who is INVINCIBLE!
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2005-05-20, 6:41 AM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Roach
What's funny is you guys don't seem to realize that Arnie isn't nearly as big as he looks on the silver screen. Come out to Sun Valley some time and wander around the stores, you're bound to find him. When you do, I'm sure the words "Holy ****, you're only 5'10"?!" will escape your mouth.


Yeah, I knew how short he was. He's still just a solid rock though, a bulldozer that smooths out punks who dare to get in his way. And men who star in really cheesy TV shows, named Chuck "I look like a dog" Norris.
2005-05-20, 7:13 AM #40
Stallone.

And then Timothy Dalton ;)
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