Too bad jEDIkIRBY wasn't there. - Discussion Forum - The Massassi Temple Forums Archive

This is the static archive of the Massassi Forums. The forums are closed indefinitely. Thanks for all the memories!

You can also download Super Old Archived Message Boards from when Massassi first started.

"View" counts are as of the day the forums were archived, and will no longer increase.

Too bad jEDIkIRBY wasn't there.

2005-05-20, 10:53 AM #1

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

42 midgets get mauled by a lion.

I think Kirby could've won. :p

2005-05-20, 10:55 AM #2

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2005-05-20, 10:55 AM #3

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Quote:

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

Truly, this is a government that exists to serve and protect.

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-05-20, 11:02 AM #4

Flexor

Flexorator

Posts: 4,279

Go lion!

The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

2005-05-20, 11:05 AM #5

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Wrestling a lion. That's just stupid. :rolleyes:

Kirby would have owned it though.

2005-05-20, 11:08 AM #6

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Ah crap, I just noticed the URL. It's a spoof.

Damn.

And THRAWN insta-post-edited me.

Attachment: 5177/pbf019adsgtgrumbles.jpg (65,060 bytes)

2005-05-20, 11:21 AM #7

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

IT'S FAKE.

I'm sure this came right after th Cambodian Government wiped out the zombie problem they had a few weeks ago.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-05-20, 11:43 AM #8

The MAZZTer

⌐_⌐

¬_¬

Posts: 6,095

This was posted a while back. It was fake then, too. :p

http://lionvs40midgets.uk-directory.com/

2005-05-20, 11:55 AM #9

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Ah, nuts.

2005-05-20, 11:56 AM #10

Brian

Administrator

Posts: 7,886

Damn that is crazy.

2005-05-20, 1:17 PM #11

zanardi

Dictator for Life

Posts: 6,408

Kinda disappointed to hear it's fake

"Nulla tenaci invia est via"

2005-05-20, 1:34 PM #12

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/4315341.stm

The real world is even crazier than anything you can make up.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2005-05-20, 2:10 PM #13

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

Holy crap, I'd buy that wall of skulls.

It'd be awesome to use out front, on your fence.

BETCHA PEOPLE WOULD STAY OFF MY PROPERTY!

2005-05-20, 5:39 PM #14

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

You have all been lied to; that article is indeed true. It details our struggle against the forces of the Lion continent. It was a feirce battle that I and my men faught.

We lost several good men that day... and we will remember them for their bravery. Let their souls live in midget-heaven for all eternity.

But we must rebuild. We most continue. Wherever there is a preditor only because of his size and strength, we will be there, our numbers overthrowing such beasts as bears, lions,
tigers, industrial cars, and jessie ventura. We will show everyone that those who are taller are not always the victor.

For those we lost that day: Live on in the souls of the small and weak!

JediKirby

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2005-05-20, 5:40 PM #15

Dominik

An Idiot (or so he says)

Posts: 971

Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
You have all been lied to; that article is indeed true. It details our struggle against the forces of the Lion continent. It was a feirce battle that I and my men faught.

We lost several good men that day... and we will remember them for their bravery. Let their souls live in midget-heaven for all eternity.

But we must rebuild. We most continue. Wherever there is a preditor only because of his size and strength, we will be there, our numbers overthrowing such beasts as bears, lions,
tigers, industrial cars, and jessie ventura. We will show everyone that those who are taller are not always the victor.

For those we lost that day: Live on in the souls of the small and weak!

JediKirby

Wait... Does that mean you are really a midget? Or you're just small?

Skateboarding is not a crime.

2005-05-20, 5:42 PM #16

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

i think this begs the question: Whatever happend to MidgetBasher?

TheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWho
SaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTh
eJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSa
ysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJ
kWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSays
NiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkWhoSaysNiTheJkW

2005-05-20, 5:43 PM #17

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I'm technically a dwarf (Diastrophic Displacia, AKA Dwarfism), but midget is a general enough term. I'm 3 feet tall. See, technically, dwarfs are normal size with smaller limbs, while midgets are all preportionate in arm length and body size.

JediKirby

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2005-05-20, 5:46 PM #18

Dominik

An Idiot (or so he says)

Posts: 971

Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I'm technically a dwarf (Diastrophic Displacia, AKA Dwarfism), but midget is a general enough term. I'm 3 feet tall. See, technically, dwarfs are normal size with smaller limbs, while midgets are all preportionate in arm length and body size.

JediKirby

Can you post a picture of you? Last time I saw you, you didn't look like a dwarf...

Skateboarding is not a crime.

2005-05-20, 5:50 PM #19

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Does it really matter? :p

2005-05-20, 5:55 PM #20

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

This is a couple years old. I'm very smooth-featured and hairy now.
http://www.zentatsu.com/MVC-014F.JPG

ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ

2005-05-20, 5:59 PM #21

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi
i think this begs the question: Whatever happend to MidgetBasher?

No, no, no. It doesn't beg the question. It raises the question, it evokes the question, it puts forward the question, but it doesn't beg the question. Begging the question is where you assume the question is true when trying to answer the question; a logical fallacy also known as a circular argument.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2005-05-20, 6:00 PM #22

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

The grammar bast***d strikes again! :p

2005-05-20, 6:00 PM #23

Dominik

An Idiot (or so he says)

Posts: 971

Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
This is a couple years old. I'm very smooth-featured and hairy now.
http://www.zentatsu.com/MVC-014F.JPG

Cool.

Skateboarding is not a crime.

2005-05-20, 6:59 PM #24

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-05-20, 7:12 PM #25

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Quote:

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
This is a couple years old. I'm very smooth-featured and hairy now.
http://www.zentatsu.com/MVC-014F.JPG

<3 that shirt, kirbs