When Episode 3 is released for DVD, GL is making a boxed set for
the series, he's remixing the remixes too, here's an added bit for Emire Strikes Back
Basically, it expands on the scene where Vader reveals his fatherhood to
Luke, and ties up some loose ends created with the release of the Prequels


INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:

A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing
LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by
Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the
ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but
realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your
father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true.

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true, and you know what else? You
know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was
7 years old...

Luke: No...!

Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at
yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your
own ship out of the swamp.

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-
handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never
gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's
the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I
had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon.

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old,
winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod
Racer... right here, baby!

{Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.}

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know
whose son you are, but you sure ain't mine...

{Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges
down the shaft.}

{Darth Vader looks after him.}

Darth Vader: Get a haircut

I enjoyed that.

L.M.F.A.O.

!genkrocks

!indeed

good genki

Wasn't this a DCM strip?

I saw an MTV spoof thing online that was alot like this. But instead of jumping luke just gets fed up of hte boasting and walks back off the ledge past Vader

lol

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That was pretty awesome, I'm sending it to some of my friends.

<12

ROFL... good one!

Yea, RobotChicken.

And it's kind of like that DCM comic, but not quite.

lmao awsome

owwww, i thought it was real at first:(

Haha, that was awesome. thanks for the laugh, genki

haha

hehehehehe

p<Genki>s

Heh heh. Good stuff!