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Lewis Black
2004-05-06, 5:04 PM #1
Just saw him tonight, the opening act was freaking holarious as well, although I forgot the name of the man who opened :P Black was his usual crazy self. Good stuff.

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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-06, 5:12 PM #2
Yes, he did that :P

Also a freaking holarious skit about water.



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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-06, 5:12 PM #3
Democrats suck, Republicans blow

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-06, 6:03 PM #4
Weeeee, A lewis Black fan!!, He's awesome!

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-05-06, 7:31 PM #5
He's not that funny, just loud and boisterous.

By the way, it's "hilarious." Mispell it again, and I shall castrate you, to prevent you from progenating your line of English-killing freaks.

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:master::master::master:
2004-05-06, 7:33 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by stat:

By the way, it's "hilarious." Mispell it again, and I shall castrate you, to prevent you from progenating your line of English-killing freaks.

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Heil stat!

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2004-05-07, 12:35 AM #7
/to piss off grammar nazis

holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-07, 12:38 AM #8
/me hands stat a scalpel
2004-05-07, 12:56 AM #9
What was the point of this again... oh well time for surgery. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-05-07, 7:29 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
/to piss off grammar nazis

holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious
holarious.

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You mean spelling nazis.



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2004-05-07, 7:31 AM #11
he spelled it holarious, I mean...come on
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<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2004-05-07, 9:24 AM #12
Heheh, I saw the one on Comedy Central about the end of the world, with the two Starbucks. Pure gold. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Oh, and I loved this:

"I have N'Sync and Arrowsmith, and I am confused."

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2004-05-07, 10:10 AM #13
Aerosmith.
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2004-05-07, 10:12 AM #14
Nazi.

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2004-05-07, 10:23 AM #15
David Cross is multiples better than any of the losers you see on Comedy Central. Same with Robin Williams.

I have no idea why Lewis Black is covered so much by Comedy Central, because quite frankly, he's just loud and obnoxious, trying to capitalize on that silly "Annoying Jew Humor" (which so many people have penned before, and by now quite frankly has gotten old. People in the 70s did it so much better) while claiming not to be a Jew anymore.

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder
former entrepreneur
2004-05-07, 11:09 AM #16
I think the man is hilarious.. woo for me

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2004-05-07, 4:49 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
David Cross is multiples better than any of the losers you see on Comedy Central. Same with Robin Williams.
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Sweet! Someone else who likes David Cross. The Cruciflex!

btw, Dane Cook rocks!

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited May 07, 2004).]
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-07, 6:14 PM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Eversor:
David Cross is multiples better than any of the losers you see on Comedy Central. Same with Robin Williams.

I have no idea why Lewis Black is covered so much by Comedy Central, because quite frankly, he's just loud and obnoxious, trying to capitalize on that silly "Annoying Jew Humor" (which so many people have penned before, and by now quite frankly has gotten old. People in the 70s did it so much better) while claiming not to be a Jew anymore.

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Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburg, Stephen Lynch. Owned. Though I do like Robin Williams.

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D E A T H
2004-05-08, 8:37 AM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:


btw, Dane Cook rocks!

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YES!
YES!
YES!
YES!
YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!



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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-05-08, 1:14 PM #20
oh wait, he said David Cross. Oops. I mixed him and David Crowe up.

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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a *****?
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-05-10, 12:15 PM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dj Yoshi:
Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburg, Stephen Lynch. Owned. Though I do like Robin Williams.

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Those people are funny, (Mitch Hedburg being the funniest of that bunch, altough he's burnout and retarted) but Cross is still funnier.

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder
former entrepreneur

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