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Ladies and Gentlespoons, star viberating
2005-05-26, 3:22 PM #1
Well its my last standard grade tomorrow, German and I suck so I'm likely to do bad. 4 hours of reading, writing and listening to German. God help me. Anyway, do your thing and vibrate, oscillate in glorious technicolour etc.
nope.
2005-05-26, 3:41 PM #2
Good luck!
*makes buzzing noises*
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-05-26, 4:15 PM #3
*viberates*
Stuff
2005-05-26, 4:19 PM #4
I shall vibrate my ego for you, which is all the vibrating you will ever need.

I should warn you though, you'd best grab a hold of something rooted to the ground, like a tree or apartment building.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-05-26, 4:28 PM #5
I shall commence oscillations.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2005-05-26, 5:16 PM #6
Code:
function InitiateVibrations(speed, duration, force){
//speed = speed of the vibrations (between 1 & 10)
//duration = time to last in milliseconds
//force = intensity of vibrations (between 1 & 10)
 if(speed == undefined)
  {
   speed = 1;
  }else{
   speed = speed;
  }
 if(force== undefined)
  {
   force= 1;
  }else{
   force= force;
  }
  if(duration != undefined || duration != -1){
   var starttime=GetTime();
   do{
    SetOscillationFactor(speed, force);
   }while(GetTime() < starttime + duration);
  }
}

InitiateVibrations(10, 2764800000, 10);

<3 JavaScript I know there's probably tons of Syntax errors in there, but it gets the point across. :D

Good luck, I took two years of German, and I don't remember much of it, but good luck to you all the same.
2005-05-26, 5:23 PM #7
Well, for starters, you don't need those two else statements. That's just wasteful programming right there.

I might as well code it in VBasic, since (a mutation of) Java's already been done.

Code:
public function Vibrate (Vibrations as Integer, Force as Integer, Duration as Integer, Time as Integer)

   If (time < Duration) Then
      Vibrate = Vibrate((Vibrations + 1), Force, Duration, (Time + 1))
    Else
       Vibrate = Vibrate((Vibrations + 1), Force, Duration, 0)
    End If

End Function


Stack overflow!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-05-26, 7:51 PM #8
*vibes*
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-05-26, 8:12 PM #9
Was I the only one who came into this thread expecting lightsaber shaped dildos?
"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."
2005-05-26, 8:15 PM #10
Good Luck Dude!
Pissed Off?
2005-05-26, 8:45 PM #11
* Genki turns up the bass
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-05-26, 11:04 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by R_ivi_N
Was I the only one who came into this thread expecting lightsaber shaped dildos?


Yes.
"I'm only civil because I don't know any swear words."

-Calvin
2005-05-27, 12:26 AM #13
my language skills are already wobbly.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-05-27, 1:12 AM #14
Ich vibriere auf Deutsch für dich.
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-05-27, 10:12 AM #15
bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt
2005-05-27, 11:19 AM #16
*vibration*

hehe, I finished all my standard grades last Wednesday. :)
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

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