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20 questions with vader!


First I tried 'sex'. He was getting pretty excited at the end... "YES! I can see your thoughts so clearly now..." (vader is a sick, sick man). But he got it in the end.

Then I tried music, and he guessed it in 10 questions.

Third time though, I was thinking 'the force'. It took him 28 questions, and then he came up with 'life'. I let him have that one.

Saw it on another forum, midly ammusing.

Hehe, that was fun. normally i find those twenty questions things to be annoying, but this was amusing for Vader's quips.

I went easy on him: Iron. he got it in about 15 questions. and then a chicken came out and was chased away by boba fett. good times.

Edit: HA! "I can see into the farthest reaches of your mind...and i am greatly disturbed."

I beat him with a Robin.

So far he's stumped on "Keyboard." He guessed "flourescant tube." Heh.

EDIT: Drat. He finally got it. Took more than 20 questions though.

I beat him with eggplant

Edit: Nevermind, he got it at question 30

aha! beat him with starfish!

Holy crap, he got "Dictionary."

He guessed Starfish for me.

I think I threw him off when It depends if starfish are eaten

I can't believe he guessed Weiner Dog. I just can't believe it.

whoo. beat him with paper weight.

He eventually got 'spaceship'... I was specifically thinking of Super Star Destroyer Executor though

I totally stumped him with Tauntaun. I had to end up typing in the entry.

took him 30 questions for surf board

Stumped him with hot-air balloon and was forced to surrender the answer to him.

You're all doing it with very specific things though.

A specific thing would be like "Evil Canevil's motorcycle."

It stumped him with a father.

Some amusing comments from Vader:

"You are not even remotely close to the force."

"Your not a jedi, your not even a jawa."

LOL, Vader got Poop!

I thought of a tree. It didn't get it right under 20 questions, and it ended up getting "Jacaranda" which is a very specific type of tree. I didn't give it to him though, he got it on the 29th.

28 to get coin and 23 to get pants.

I beat him with a tomb. He came close with tombstone.

No luck with "bottom", better luck next time Vader.

Ha! He got Penis.

"Is it Hard?" err *click* Sometimes <3

My favorite question is "Is it heavier than a pound of butter?"

I'm trying to get it to get "nipple." Notable questions:

Does it taste good with butter?
Is it used by a baby?
I'm guessing it's breast milk?
Can you use it with your friends?
Can it be painted?
Does it have fur?

He never got it.

I did table, took him 28 questions.

First guess was an air conditioner. Uh huh.

"Can you find it in a bathroom?"

"Does it get hard?"

ROFL!

He got tissue in 17 questions.

Impressive..........most impressive.

19 questions for skateboard. He thought rollerblades first.

Hehe.

"This is a battle of wits, and clearly you are unarmed."


He didn't get underpants.

Took him 27 tries for necklace.

I tried asteroid and he was wrong. Guessed tornado, hurricane, sand dune, etc. Towards the end he said "Is it one of these?" and listed meteor so he got close.

34 for math + he had to have the burger king "king" come out and whisper in his ear to tell him the answer

rofl. 17 + burger king helping him and "does it go in your mouth" for male genetalia.

Hey, it can go in your mouth.

I beat him with "Chocolate Chip cookie". He thought it was a pancake, then a quiche, then a slurpee. O_o

Took about 30 for him to guess chisel.

34? He always stopped at 30 when he couldn't guess for me... Then you have to send your answer...

I'm going with Joystick. Let's see how far he gets...
Two burger king helps so far
Tobacco pipe? No.
"Your thoughts are strong. You'd be a valuable asset to the empire."
Wait... He guessed Toy and I clicked yes... WHAT? IT'S OVER? Damn my weak mind.
Second try...
"I thought I was through with you. Pick an object."
Jeez.
"I see you rhtoughts perfectly clear."
Ly. Clearly. Adverbs, man, adverbs. Clear(ly) Ric Ollie rubbed off on the kid.
Network Adapter? Close.
Crap. "Is it used in a game?" I think he has me.
Burger King comes along.
Nope, Computer Chip he guesses. Close.
"Does it bring joy to people?" He has to know. He has to know my object...
"This is not a game. Do not treat it as such." And yet he asks if it's used to play games this time...
A CPU. Close. I guess.
Two questions later, JOYSTICK!

Next, "Rhubarb"
"I knew you would return."
Vegetable.
"You are as unimaginative as you are stupid."
"Your mind reads like a children's novel."
Awesome one there.
Shouldn't there be a usually?
You can't add rhubarb to a salad, can you?
Burger King's helping him.
Parsnip. Close. Ginseng. Close.
"There's evil in you. I can feel it."
I guess I'm at 20+ now, he says "It's taken longer than I expected, but I can still read your mind."
Rutabaga. No.
Sweet potato... close.
Potato plant. Close.
Turnip. No.
He gave up. "Which of these were you thinking?" and Rhubarb's available.
Wow.

-Cool.