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a 2 riddle for you 2 solve, which is 2 2 many 2s in 2 riddles.
2003-06-30, 12:18 AM #41
waste of a thread!

who agrees?

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2003-06-30, 12:53 AM #42
waste of a bump, certainly.

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2003-06-30, 5:18 AM #43
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Descent_pilot:
Okay, new fact about massassians. They are dumb and can't even guess on my riddle. I guess it shows you, coggers are smart and paitent. OR will someone accually take a guess and make that an opinion?

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2003-07-22, 8:19 AM #44
The answer isn't really an answer at all. It's a number forming the varibles of our existance. DP just sent us all to the next stage of evolution with his mind enhancing riddle. I thought at first it was an alien organism trying to connect with my cerebral cortex, but I quickly learned it was nothing more than David Copperfield in a dress shooting arrows at my spinal cord. Boy, am I glad I figured that out.

Oh, and by the way. Your riddle sucks. I got halfway through, and vomited.

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2003-07-22, 8:31 AM #45
If you're gonig to spell two with two too many o's, then you should stop telling me what to do to do it to your specifications! Now I am too confused. I, too, used two twos in my sentence that is too long, could you tell the answer to me in two ways. But there are two too many ways if there are 1/two ways to tell me, so just tell me one way how to spell the two I wanted you to spell to me.

There, I gave it my attempt. And, I didn't get bored with it.

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2003-07-31, 9:23 AM #46
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2003-07-31, 9:47 AM #47
WTF?
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2003-07-31, 11:31 AM #48
This thread got bumped...Now the riddle that i cant understand is in front of my eyes again. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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2003-07-31, 11:36 AM #49
Holy thread necromancy!

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2003-09-12, 11:13 AM #50
Well I have part of it: two, to, too. Because 2/2 + 2 = 3 ways to spell it.

"If you're gonig to spell 2 with 2 2 many o's" -- this doesn't make sense. There is no way to spell it with two to many o's. Because it would lead to either just a "t" or "tw".

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2003-09-12, 11:23 AM #51
This has been revived...again??

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2003-09-12, 11:27 AM #52
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE....

Read the date of the FIRST post and LAST post before YOU post on a thread.
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2003-09-12, 11:48 AM #53
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tazz:
Well I have part of it: two, to, too. Because 2/2 + 2 = 3 ways to spell it.

"If you're gonig to spell 2 with 2 2 many o's" -- this doesn't make sense. There is no way to spell it with two to many o's. Because it would lead to either just a "t" or "tw".
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Sure there is, it should read:
"If your're going to spell TO with TWO TOO many o's"

Though, technically, there should be a comma between TWO and TOO.



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2003-09-12, 11:56 AM #54
How did you even find this...

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2003-09-12, 12:08 PM #55
+++++1

is it a Tutu?

ah well, i dont care, probablys wont check this thing again.

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2003-09-12, 12:24 PM #56
What's wrong with reviving a thread if you've got something to contribute?

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2003-09-12, 12:31 PM #57
KILL HIIM!!! KILL HIMMM!!!!

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2003-09-12, 11:56 PM #58
ITS THE SECOND COMING OF ELVIS!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*dies*


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2003-09-13, 12:09 AM #59
HOLY THREAD NECROMANCY, BATMAN!

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2003-09-13, 7:08 AM #60
Enough of this...please...

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2003-09-13, 10:19 AM #61
i've always been interested in what the actual answer was to the riddle or if he just randomly made up crap?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mikus:
This is why Jesus invented shooting people in the face with shotguns.</font>
/fluffle
2003-09-13, 10:27 AM #62
either way, i find it amusing how massassians jump on a renewed topic like tom green would a dead moose.

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2003-09-13, 1:37 PM #63
Picks up shovel and digs hole.

"Good bye thread, we knew ye well."

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2003-09-13, 1:52 PM #64
Does this Descent_pilot guy even post here any more?

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2003-09-13, 2:01 PM #65
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
What's wrong with reviving a thread if you've got something to contribute?

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Apparently, it's a great offense. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
2003-09-13, 5:45 PM #66
The thread dies for a reason, let it stay dead.

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2003-09-26, 4:13 PM #67
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2003-09-26, 4:26 PM #68
um?

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2003-09-26, 5:20 PM #69
Aw, crud. Let it die, people.

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2003-09-26, 6:50 PM #70
OMG, is this a cursed thread?

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2003-09-27, 5:06 AM #71
Why doesn't this thread die?!

/stabs the thread repeatedly

Oh yeah, sig test.
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2003-09-27, 5:28 AM #72
What. The. ****.


This thread REALLY needs to be closed.

Come on, if you're gonna close a "I've reached 1337 posts!" thread, then at least close a thread that's ACTUALLY BREAKING THE RULES.

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2003-09-27, 8:39 AM #73
in be fo da lock

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2003-09-27, 8:45 AM #74
this is the third time this thread has been revived. KILL IT AND THE REVIVER.

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2004-05-10, 1:43 PM #75
Yeah, seriously guys stop reviving this thread.

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2004-05-10, 1:46 PM #76
DIE

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2004-05-10, 1:47 PM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
Yeah, seriously guys stop reviving this thread.</font>


This was not funny.

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2004-05-10, 1:56 PM #78
I think if you stop posting "Don't revive this thread!" it won't live on.

DP is certainly alive and well, and he occasionally puts this sorry excuse for a riddle up for an away messege here and there.

Basically, the riddle doesn't make any sense. Riddles are meant to be word play and double meanings, but this is just a bunch of randomly thrown together crap that DP seems to think makes sense to equal "to" :-P

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2004-05-10, 1:56 PM #79
WHY HAS THIS BEEN REVIVED!

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2004-05-10, 2:01 PM #80
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
meh, got half way through and got bored...</font>


Edit - Sh*t did I just bump? @#$%!
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