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Maddox disses the new Star Wars
2005-05-31, 1:24 PM #1
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3

As per request, has strong language.

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By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.


Best. Line. Ever.
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2005-05-31, 1:58 PM #2
I love Maddox and all but dissing Star Wars is not cool, even for Maddox, unless you're talking about episode 1.
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2005-05-31, 2:00 PM #3
That was great. I've never seen a better drawing of Yoda. :p
2005-05-31, 2:04 PM #4
So true, so true. I enjoyed E3, but I agree with almost all of what he says. Especially about Anakin.
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2005-05-31, 2:05 PM #5
I'd e-mail him and remind him the reason why he choked Padme is because he thought she was betraying him for Obi-Wan, who he hated. Then when he awoke, he realized what he had done, so he was wanting to know if she was ok. But we all know Maddox is right in his mind, and you can't correct him.

I think he should of mentioned the fact she lost the will to live, so she died, despite the fact SHE JUST HAD TWINS.
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2005-05-31, 2:08 PM #6
I love Maddox's rants, even though I liked episode III.
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... By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.
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2005-05-31, 3:03 PM #7
Going out of your way (and actually putting in effort) to actively bash something seems pretty sad to me. You either like it or you don't, I don't see why some people have to preach about it.
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2005-05-31, 3:12 PM #8
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Small thing he got wrong though, palpatine was a chancellor, not a senator.


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2005-05-31, 3:19 PM #9
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Originally posted by AKPiggott
Going out of your way (and actually putting in effort) to actively bash something seems pretty sad to me. You either like it or you don't, I don't see why some people have to preach about it.

That's the whole point of maddox...
</sarcasm>
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2005-05-31, 3:20 PM #10
He's probably a fan of half the things he disses, he does it for the kick and to get more visitors :p. Funny stuff though.
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2005-05-31, 3:24 PM #11
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Originally posted by Compos Mentis
That's the whole point of maddox...
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2005-05-31, 3:26 PM #12
<3 maddox.
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2005-05-31, 3:29 PM #13
Maddox did not say one thing that wasn't true.
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2005-05-31, 4:23 PM #14
Haha, I love his drawings. Especially the Padme one. :D
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2005-05-31, 4:40 PM #15
Ok, so I just wanted to use FantaMorph again...

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2005-05-31, 5:24 PM #16
I disagree with him, but it's still fun to read.
2005-05-31, 5:46 PM #17
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Sad, Kinda Funny, But SO SO TRUE!!!
2005-05-31, 6:03 PM #18
You guys need to realize most of the stuff Maddox says he doesnt even care about. Read his FAQ. ITS A JOKE. He writes because its hilarious.
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2005-05-31, 6:30 PM #19
Ah, Good Ol' Maddox, I was afraid he had gone politically smart on us.
2005-05-31, 9:23 PM #20
lol. I thought that was great, and I thought many of the same things. I also think its funny that people here are getting offended that Maddox would write such a thing *gasp*

One thing I didn't understand was that they didn't know it was twins until she was in labour. It's like they don't have Space Ultrasounds in the Republic.

Also the captain on Grievous' ship sounded like a moronic surfer, or possibly Keanu Reeves as Ted.
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2005-05-31, 9:26 PM #21
at the bottom he said th eother 5 sucked, too. i can see TPM and AOTC, but jesus...
2005-05-31, 10:15 PM #22
In another article Maddox says something along the line of "now George Lucas isn't the only person to ruin an impossible to ruin sequel"

So at one time Maddox liked the Trilogy, he probably changed his mind when he saw the prequels.
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2005-05-31, 10:46 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by AKPiggott
Going out of your way (and actually putting in effort) to actively bash something seems pretty sad to me. You either like it or you don't, I don't see why some people have to preach about it.


Dude, he updates 2 times a month, AT BEST. I hardly call that going out of your way. I call that a hobby.

I mean his essays can't take more than a few hours on average to make.
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2005-05-31, 10:53 PM #24
He probably makes his articles within minutes, much like making a post on this forum. If anything, you're the one that's going out of your way to complain about Maddox. Many people enjoy reading his site, but only an elite few are reading this forum.

If you read enough on his site, you'll learn that he did start it as a hobby, and it still is a hobby of his. He has no obligation to post updates.
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2005-05-31, 11:40 PM #25
While I sometimes disagree with him, like now, it's always a great read. Sarcasm or not.
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2005-05-31, 11:46 PM #26
Nesseight but if you read his site frequently, I appear on there once every 3-4 days, you will see him making things like "I'll update soon. Until then piss off." I bet he does it for attention, even though he claims he isn't obligated, he wouldn't be 1.) Forking up $$ out of his pocket to keep the site free of ads and 2.) Posting things like "I will update soon, quick *****ing", etc.
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2005-06-01, 1:15 AM #27
People do ***** about him updating though. Look at Special Request in his News Archive. A lot of his fans are dumb and impatient.
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2005-06-01, 5:23 AM #28
I still don't see this fascination with Maddox. The only thing I've ever laughed at was his Tom Clancy Plot Generator. Otherwise, it's 2 page essay willed with total crap. All he does is try to make disgusting jokes about people, and to tell you the truth, they are old. They are not funny. You think we don't hear jokes at school or something? It's like "Woohoo! A penis joke! Your such a funny guy Maddox! Such a rebel!!. WOAHH!!!! ANOTHER PENIS JOKE!!! Your really going at it now Maddox. Here we go, a crap joke! Man Maddox, you are a creative genius".

Seriously, I just hate Maddox. However, that's for myself, flame me if you want.
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2005-06-01, 6:30 AM #29
I prefer the whole pirate thing and those drawings he does are pretty funny.
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2005-06-01, 9:46 AM #30
Not that I'm condoning Maddox' , uhh, *ahem*, "language" or anything, but I must say that was quite amusing, and it did bring up some valid points.

The way some people talk about EpIII and how "Lucas is redeemed" it's almost as if they're just taking pity on him since he's already butchered the other two prequels. It's kind of like a "well, it can't get any worse than this" attitude, so "what the heck, let's give him a thump on the back for finishing on a marginally better good note."
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2005-06-01, 10:43 AM #31
I <3 Maddox. Always hilarious.

I thought he would be more disappointed that the slaughtering of children was hinted but never shown.
2005-06-01, 11:21 AM #32
We at least saw one kid get taken down.
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2005-06-01, 11:57 AM #33
Maddox always did have some screws loose.
2005-06-01, 12:36 PM #34
Oh come on, Maddox is great! he expresses himself with class.
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2005-06-01, 12:45 PM #35
Hm, now that I'm thinking of it, RotS wasn't really so much better than AOTC, but still better. I even think the battle of Geonosis was better than the space battle in RotS. So, RotS was more enjoyable than AOTC, but otherwise, not much better. Though the acting was kinda wooden, Anakin was much better in RotS, much more badass, much better, but still.
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2005-06-01, 1:16 PM #36
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Originally posted by mscbuck
I still don't see this fascination with Maddox. The only thing I've ever laughed at was his Tom Clancy Plot Generator. Otherwise, it's 2 page essay willed with total crap. All he does is try to make disgusting jokes about people, and to tell you the truth, they are old. They are not funny. You think we don't hear jokes at school or something? It's like "Woohoo! A penis joke! Your such a funny guy Maddox! Such a rebel!!. WOAHH!!!! ANOTHER PENIS JOKE!!! Your really going at it now Maddox. Here we go, a crap joke! Man Maddox, you are a creative genius".


Maddox would be just as funny without the penis jokes. :p

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