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This sucks! I wanted to go skinny dipping
2005-05-31, 9:55 PM #1
So my friend Kandi calls me and says her and Tosha (Who I got the hots for) were out skinny dipping and then they had to leave and were driving around. I told them to come over cause my neighbor has a pool, but my neighbor moved out, right? House for sale, no one there. Well I went to go check the house out before they got here and a light was on inside, looked to be the kitchen from what I remember. I didn't knock or anyhting but was thinking of trying and say "Can we borrow your pool?" if someone was there.

Well Tosha and Kandi get here and they don't wanna knock so I say to go to IHOP for an hour and come back, if the light is still on then we can give it a try.

Turns out Kandi has work at 9 am, and needs to be home by midnight (Impossible to do) as it is midnight and she still has like an hour drive AT LEAST to get home. Well, we get back and sure enough, the kitchen light is still on. I'm gonna go check back in an hour to see if it is on.

Finally Tosha said her and Kandi can come back Thursday and we can try again. I said knowing my luck the house will be sold and people moving in that day. Oh well.
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2005-05-31, 10:04 PM #2
Skinny dipping is fun.
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2005-05-31, 10:26 PM #3
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Skinny dipping is fun.


Especially with hot chicks. And apparently Tosha's pretty hot.
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2005-05-31, 10:30 PM #4
Hot chicks is implyed with skinny dipping. Well, it is for me, anyway. :p
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2005-05-31, 10:44 PM #5
Could always just invite'em in for a shower. Not much difference, except a free cleaning.
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2005-05-31, 10:46 PM #6
Remember, I still live AT HOME and we aren't even gonna turn this thread into a rant about her.

Besides 3 people can't fit in my shower. Hell I barely can.
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2005-05-31, 10:52 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
Besides 3 people can't fit in my shower.


Oh really? :em321:
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2005-06-01, 12:21 AM #8
Oh the joys of a really big shower... :D
2005-06-01, 12:32 AM #9
Can fat people go skinny dipping?

...I guess they could dip other people.
2005-06-01, 1:04 AM #10
Two chicks wanted to go skinny dipping with you... not bad. :cool:

You must have done something right.
2005-06-01, 8:21 AM #11
Here is a picture of Tosha, sure not drop dead gorgeous but meh, only photo I could find of her. As for Kandi, well lets just say I wouldn't pay attention.
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2005-06-01, 8:47 AM #12
Hrm nakedness and cold water... You might be forced to explain the whole shrinkage thing to them.
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2005-06-01, 8:58 AM #13
Already did.
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2005-06-01, 12:55 PM #14
Pffft. Backyard swimming pools. You need a lake-side or sea-side sauna for the real deal. Sounds like fun otherwise.

Nothing like a late summer 85 degree sauna session, and then racing out to the dock, literally trailing steam, and jumping into the completely placid and still lake. Then just floating on your back, letting your eyes adjust to the night, watching the moon rise and the stars appear, and then running back into the sauna, dodging mosquitoes all the way. A back-lit person with a steamy vapour rising from them is also one of the coolest and strangest sights in the world. Nothing beats a summertime sauna.

Well... nothing except for a midwinter sauna session followed by running into the snow, having snowball fights, rolling around and doing bare-backed snow-angels. Then putting a big pile of snow on your head, getting back into the sauna, and watching as a clearly visible veil of steam actually starts trailing down along your back, shoulders, and face (hot air rises, cool air sinks).

Ah. The many joys of the carefree Finnish life and the casual attitude towards skinny-dipping :) Good luck though.
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2005-06-01, 12:59 PM #15
Domeo meter rising 45%
Think while it's still legal.
2005-06-01, 1:09 PM #16
They both spell their names wrong.
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2005-06-01, 2:00 PM #17
Daeron, the only lake in my area is illegal to swim in. People drown in it easily.
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2005-06-01, 2:02 PM #18
Daeron nailed it right on the head.
Pissed Off?
2005-06-01, 2:03 PM #19
I'd wonder what makes people more prone to drowning in one lake than in another.
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2005-06-01, 2:22 PM #20
kyle90, the lake has more waves in it than the Atlantic Ocean?
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2005-06-01, 3:05 PM #21
Quote:
Already did.
Sounds like you've pretty much covered the basics...
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2005-06-01, 3:07 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
Two chicks wanted to go skinny dipping with you... not bad. :cool:

You must have done something right.
QFT.
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2005-06-01, 3:14 PM #23
My girlfriend keeps wanting to... But we don't have anywhere to go.. yet. O_o
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2005-06-01, 3:24 PM #24
There's a lake where I live...

>.>
<.<
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2005-06-01, 3:59 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
There's a lake where I live...

>.>
<.<


Let me guess... CRYSTAL LAKE!?
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2005-06-01, 6:27 PM #26
Trivia question:

Can you name the city that the Jason movies took place in?

Heck, can you name the state?
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2005-06-01, 8:54 PM #27
By far the worst kind of skinny dipping is the kind that happened when you go off the diving board and your swim suit is too loose. This has never happened to me but it's come close. In other newz, I just got back from Florida, where I saw a plethora of chubby ladies in their sixties almost skinny dipping in very skimpy bikinis. That was a nasty site. :eek: Come too think of it, all tiny bikinis are pretty nasty, but when they are occupied by fat senior citizens, this is doubly so.
2005-06-02, 9:06 PM #28
I told her to go **** herself.
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2005-06-02, 9:16 PM #29
I demand pix:cool:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-06-02, 9:18 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by THRAWN
I told her to go **** herself.

:confused:
2005-06-02, 9:25 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by HCF_Duke
Let me guess... CRYSTAL LAKE!?
o_O

Maybe I'm missing a reference, like usual.
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2005-06-02, 9:27 PM #32
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