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Willful Illnesses

2005-06-03, 6:29 PM #1

Kieran Horn

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I'm curious, does anyone know how to make themselves sick for two or three days? Food poisoning, self-induced fever, anything like that? What are your experiences using these methods?

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2005-06-03, 6:35 PM #2

Spork

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I'll break your arm for $100, leg for $200, and I'll kill you for $1000.

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2005-06-03, 6:40 PM #3

I am the Stig

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If anything Id fake something...

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2005-06-03, 6:45 PM #4

Shintock

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You know that co-worker of your's who's been coughing a lot easily? Shove your tongue down her throat and eat her kleenex.

2005-06-03, 7:45 PM #5

The MAZZTer

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Quote:

Originally posted by Spork
I'll break your arm for $100, leg for $200, and I'll kill you for $1000.

Ha. Somehow at 11pm this seems funnier than the best of ytmnd (at any time).

2005-06-03, 7:51 PM #6

drizzt2k2

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shintock
You know that co-worker of your's who's been coughing a lot easily? Shove your tongue down her throat and eat her kleenex.

That kleenex bit made me want to stab my throat with a guitar pick and die slowly. But I resisted, as always.

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2005-06-03, 7:53 PM #7

Nightwind

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Well, I suppose you can take some Ipecac syrup (lots of vomiting) over the couple days (won't be pretty, but it'll do the trick).

What exactly are you trying avoid (I assume that you are trying to get out of something), out of curiosity?

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2005-06-03, 7:59 PM #8

ReT

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Posts: 502

A lot of Mustard. Gross, I know

but it will make you throw up big time. Especially good if you are trying to trick someone into thinking you are sick, and you want them to see you throw up.
( I Have not tested this myself )

ReT

2005-06-04, 1:15 AM #9

Brian

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I can see the news story now...

Quote:

Boy follows advice on internet forum and winds up dead. Little Bobby Jones was nervous about an upcoming multiplication table test and sought advice on a popular internet forum. Upon reading that drinking raw diesel fuel will induce vomiting, the 9 year old Bobby guzzled a gallon and was found dead in the basement of his grandparent's Northern California home. The web forum has been shut down, pending a formal investigation.