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Girlfriends
2005-06-04, 9:30 PM #1
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products, and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.


Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-program, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.


Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, while Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex and Cleanhouse 2005.


Shortly after this upgrade, however, I then discovered that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter.


Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also produces child processes that also drain my resources.



When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Corvette program, it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which cannot be turned off.


Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.


The solution to my problems came from an unlikely prospect: my father. He advised that I run the following on a weekly basis: any version of Flowers and WifeOnADate along with the latest version of GoodListener. Since taking his advice, I’ve had no problems with any of my installed software. I just wanted to pass this advice along in case anyone else asks the same question
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-06-04, 9:35 PM #2
Holy less than three batman.
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2005-06-04, 9:37 PM #3
I laughed.
2005-06-04, 9:37 PM #4
That was clever.
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2005-06-04, 9:38 PM #5
I read one like this before a long time ago.. I think this one was more entertaining.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-06-04, 9:39 PM #6
That rocked.
2005-06-04, 9:42 PM #7
haha... we're nerds. :P
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2005-06-04, 9:50 PM #8
Nerds guid to relationships. :p
2005-06-04, 9:51 PM #9
ALT + F4! ALT + F4!

<_< >_>
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-06-04, 9:56 PM #10
If only we could reload. F5.
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2005-06-04, 10:12 PM #11
To quote the revered and now departed MikeC: how easy life would be if only it had a consistency checker.
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2005-06-04, 10:33 PM #12
Blue screen's of death come to mind for this situation...



Thank god for CTRL+ALT+DELETE!
2005-06-05, 12:03 PM #13
Very funny, nice job.

ReT
2005-06-05, 12:30 PM #14
*ctrl-c; open notepad; ctrl-v*
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-06-05, 1:41 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkywrix
That rocked.


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2005-06-05, 2:21 PM #16
<3
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-06-05, 2:32 PM #17
Hahahaha. That was funny.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-06-05, 3:06 PM #18
nerd alert!
2005-06-05, 3:14 PM #19
Do you talk like that?
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-06-05, 3:52 PM #20
My version of girlfriend 1.0 came bundles with bestfriend v10, so that was really cool. Course that particular bundle pack also comes with ProtectiveOlderBrother spyware software that's very hard to get rid of.
I'm not wearing any pants...
2005-06-05, 6:15 PM #21
I have tried several times to get a copy of Girlfriend v1.0, but I always seem to end up with "One-Handed Typing for Dummies."
Stuff
2005-06-05, 10:57 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Kanchi
My version of girlfriend 1.0 came bundles with bestfriend v10, so that was really cool. Course that particular bundle pack also comes with ProtectiveOlderBrother spyware software that's very hard to get rid of.


whys your brother care?

and that was awesome it is defiantly Maxim reading material for its cleverness! (take that as a compliment cuz maxim rules)

and that bit about going out of commission from a girl...!! Did she beat you up or did you have a neighborly visit with Mr. STD??
2005-06-06, 12:23 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
Hahahaha. That was funny.


Perhaps you should look into a new operating system.

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