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Making fun of your freinds
2005-06-07, 2:00 PM #1
Do you have any freinds like this?

One of my freinds has a Pontiac GT.
So one day when my other two freinds and he were working, they called him GT Cool. It was supposed to be an insult, I mean that's the stupidest name you could call someone with a GT.


So he thinks it's cool. He's going aruond now introducing himself as GT Cool. He thinks it's cool but everyone else thinks the opposite. He doesn't get it.

We constantly make fun of him, but he thinks we're just being normal and he goes on about how cool his car is.


Anyone know anyone like this? It's funny when you can make fun of your freinds straight to their face but they think you're being cool with them.


Yea /randomness.
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2005-06-07, 2:05 PM #2
Arent you making fun of them because you are cool with them? Its a nice way of making fun, and I think he knows that. No one is that dumb.
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2005-06-07, 2:07 PM #3
Nope, he's that dumb. He's got an OK sound system in it and thinks its the best thing ever. But he doesn't understand how to use his subs correctly either. He just blasts it and it sounds horrible with the car rattling. Doesn't know how to tune it or anything.
2005-06-07, 2:09 PM #4
I referred to a friend jokingly as "Hotpants" after he was idly flicking a lighter in his pocket. Fortunately for his prospective offspring, he stopped after discovering that a tongue of flame in your pocket is a very scary sight.

He wasn't ignorant of its etymology, and he didn't really adopt it :p
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2005-06-07, 2:24 PM #5
My friends call me fattyvolvo:(
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2005-06-07, 3:23 PM #6
I used to get called "Ellweena", it was cruel. My name's weird enough without feminin touches.
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2005-06-07, 4:40 PM #7
My nickname is "Buckethead"... I've just come to accept it.
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2005-06-07, 4:45 PM #8
Hmm...nope.
2005-06-07, 4:48 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Squirrel King
One of my freinds has a Pontiac GT.
So one day when my other two freinds and he were working, they called him GT Cool. It was supposed to be an insult, I mean that's the stupidest name you could call someone with a GT.


What the heck is a Pontiac GT? Never heard of it.
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2005-06-07, 5:29 PM #10
Names that I live with at work.

"Ben-the-busboy" - My bosses are obsessed with calling me this.

"Benny boo boo booo boo" "Benji" and "Benjamin" - Names I get called by waitresses.

My friend I used to be called "Dumb and dumber" by our boss... my friend went up to him and said "Who's dumber?"

No one calls me Ben there. :(
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2005-06-07, 5:54 PM #11
My friends all call me Yeshua. It's pretty cool, actually.

I always call people their real name, even when everyone else shortens it. Examples: Christina/tina, kymberli, kym, Melissa, Mel, etc.

I tried to start calling a friend of mind "Mrs. Starbuck" simply because we saw Moby Dick together. She just laughs every time I call her that...
2005-06-07, 5:59 PM #12
Heh, I think it's perfectly normal. All my friends at school/work/elsewhere all have nicknames. Most people will just call me Mike or Zammit, which is my last name, but they usually get twisted around quite a bit. I've had Mick, Mickey, Mickel, Zamner, Zamination, Mitch, Michelle, Mitchuel... endless.

There's a guy at work that thinks he's a big shot even though he's the newest employee. I've dubbed him Big Time, and introduce him as to such everyone else. There's also a gangster-philipino that I relentlessly call G-Unit.
2005-06-07, 6:00 PM #13
i've taken up calling mb a hobo
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2005-06-07, 6:26 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Daeron the Nerfherder
I referred to a friend jokingly as "Hotpants" after he was idly flicking a lighter in his pocket.
Hehe. I accidentally did that at church once. And apparently, I had let quite a bit of gas out in my pocket before flicking it, and the flash of heat in my pocket made me jump. I imagine it was quite amusing to someone watching. But not to me. :o
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2005-06-07, 6:57 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
i've taken up calling mb a hobo


haha fatty
2005-06-07, 7:43 PM #16
After getting into a fight in 8th grade, a lot of people started calling me "Boxin' Brooks" It stuck through out High school.
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2005-06-07, 7:43 PM #17
I've had a lot of names

Buckles the wonder puppy (7th grade history teacher)
Buck
Crazy *insert last name* (starts with a C)
B-Huck
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2005-06-07, 7:48 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn42689
haha fatty

quiet you killer of Japanese Terrorists, yea, i said THAT
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2005-06-07, 8:24 PM #19
Back in high school they used to call me "penis," for obviously immense reasons. :p At one point it became "penesse," because it was supposed to sound more French.

Man, those were good times. :D
2005-06-07, 8:25 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
quiet you killer of Japanese Terrorists, yea, i said THAT

damn those japanese terrorist sons of a *****es!!!!! :mad:
2005-06-08, 7:09 AM #21
Throughout middle school and high school, most people called me Gibb, Gibber, Gibby or some other form of my last name (Gibson). It got to the point that some people thought it was my real name. I wrote my name down once on a paper for something and one of my friends asked me who that was. He really didn't know my name was Brian. :rolleyes:
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2005-06-08, 7:47 AM #22
Your "friend" didn't know your name? HAHAHA!
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2005-06-08, 7:50 AM #23
Most people I know call me Ant, Tone, Tony or Keeno.

Most people I know I just call 'em by shortened first names.
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2005-06-08, 3:47 PM #24
I'm most commonly refered to (aside from Steph or Stephanie) as The Diabetic, they started to form other forms of that, such as Di or Betty, but they were just as jokes, My brother calls me doofus (and I answer to it...what's worse is the fact that whenever my brother refers to "doofus" in front of them, they all know exactly what he means. I have a few others as well, but those the main ones.
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2005-06-08, 3:52 PM #25
A lot of people call me Big Evil, short for Big Evil Teddy Bear, but that's about it. I usually tell people to call me Big Evil before I tell them my real name.
2005-06-08, 5:14 PM #26
Morten -> Mort -> (sounds like) Wort -> (thus) Wart-Hog -> Mort-Hog

I've had Mort-Hog since I was 12. Now most everyone calls me Mort, because they can't spell 'Morten'. It's not Morton, damnit. I've never even met anyone called Morton.
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2005-06-08, 5:21 PM #27
My name... .. is Morton. ..







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2005-06-08, 6:23 PM #28
I intend to call my girlfriend's best friend Danica "Old Man Dan" but I haven't met her yet, so I can't.

Other than that I call my sister "Weenie" which is a derivitive of her name and mildly ironic, imo: Karleen - leen - leenie - weenie.

I call my best friend Greg "Muggsy" which is an Italian mobster name. He calls me "Buggsy"

My other friend Jacob we sometimes call "Jake the snake"
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2005-06-08, 6:30 PM #29
My friends all call one of our friends DMAR (short for dirty matt richardson) and named his house "the ghetto palace", its all in good fun. Heck, at one point all of use had some insulting nickname. :o
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-06-09, 8:30 AM #30
I've not really had any nicknames for too long :(

There was Shaun the Sheep for a short period in Primary school. Mini-Thommo [my older sister's friends fault]. And mop [damn my hair].

Although I do have a friend that we refer to as Gimpy for unrememberal reason. Oh, theres also **** and Swede [as in turnip].
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