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2005-06-08, 10:02 PM #1
...FIRST POST logged and present on these forums. Granted, there's been a lot of pruning that's gone on in the past 7 years in addition to the pruning that was done in the process of upgrading the forums, but you can try anyways.

Use the 'find all posts' function in your profile, take a snapshot, attach. This is all completely pointless but it's FUN and who doesn't love FUN little grouchy doesn't like fun, and you don't want to be like little grouchy now do you

Here's mine.

(Stupid thing resizes it, here's a clearer link http://forums.massassi.net/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=481714)
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2005-06-08, 10:05 PM #2
Oh Sweet Nostalgia!
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2005-06-08, 10:12 PM #3
Three posts down, it's me me pointing out that Obsidian said something stupid about locational damage.

And apparently I misspelled Sniper Arena five years ago. Well, we'll have to do something about that...

Also, that wasn't my first post, but was one of my early posts. That was posted September 11th of 2000, I registered July 3rd, 2000.
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2005-06-08, 10:18 PM #4
Go figure: the first post Massassi still has from me is on the ISB ;)

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=244845#post244845

Ah, how I miss some of those old writers...
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2005-06-08, 10:20 PM #5
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16280#post215340

:D
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2005-06-08, 10:31 PM #6
Be prepared.

Bah
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20899

How on earth did I know the answer to his problem? I have no clue what I was talking about.
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2005-06-08, 10:35 PM #7
I forsee necromice in many unsuspecting threads' futures....
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2005-06-08, 10:50 PM #8
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=5923#post145099

I have no idea what I was even talking about.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-06-08, 11:00 PM #9
I was so freaken retarded...

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2005-06-08, 11:11 PM #10
Erm... yeah.

Heh... Looking through the old posts, it seems like I use to be slightly knowledgeable, except in certain cases which I now know that I was completely wrong. I also seemed to be a complete jackhole. Oh well, after that point in my life, all my psychological and other issues culminated and my mental capacities just went "poof!". I'll have to see how I'm doing after I get treatment. I think I'm babbling again.

Well, this one's from 2002 and my current nickname.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21611

This one's from my older nick.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9168#post160436

HAHAHAHA! I just noticed "Swiftsaber Productions" in the signature for my first nickname. That's funny. I don't even remember what that was supposed to be.
2005-06-08, 11:12 PM #11
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4&highlight=Avenger

Been here since May 2001 though.
Pissed Off?
2005-06-08, 11:13 PM #12
haha...

last April.

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31154
2005-06-08, 11:20 PM #13
Some people even revived the thread for not reading posting dates!

hey lol df mod for mots lolol
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2005-06-08, 11:52 PM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
Maybe he's confused because he doesn't know how to layer, and ends up looking at too much...


I was trying to help someone with something on this thread.

I used to post on the editing forums a lot... hmm.
2005-06-09, 12:20 AM #15
unfortunatly, I have lost a lot of posts due to pruneing (including the topics on that day that made me look like i was collecting data for a company :o ).

My earlyest topics are in the editing section. I also lost some posts when the religous topic forum was removed.

this post is from about one year after I registered.

http://forums.massassi.org/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15236

I think one of my earlier posts was to do with commenting on a post someone made correcting someone else about the differencee between slander and libel. I thought he was masking a reference to the spiderman movie along with the correctrion.

Also, I remember making a post in the least favourite massassian page.
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2005-06-09, 12:28 AM #16
in the wayback machine, I have found some posts from august 2002. I will try and find a post of mine from that era that is archived there.
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2005-06-09, 5:04 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony - on the 24th of May, 2003:
Yes. That';s why it's got the JK HUD.

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Sorry to call you at home on a Sunday and all, but, it's... yeah. He's doing the pants thing again. It's the files now. No, not yet, thank god. But we renewed his prescription, so it's not like... oh, I see. Alright, thanks, doc. I'll keep you posted. - Kedri

Earliest post I an find, but I've been around longer on other names.

But wait, there's more.
Quote:
Originally posted by BigMadTony on the 17th of November, 2001:
How am I supposed to stop items rotating in my levels? It's annoying for my projects and I need instructions? By the way, I am pretty good with JED.

Big Mad Tony.

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2005-06-09, 5:24 AM #18
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=152930#post152930

Wow. I've been here for more than four years.
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2005-06-09, 5:25 AM #19
Me so stupid:

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=7345

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2005-06-09, 5:30 AM #20
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99#post2373

Man, terrible. Mystic0 sucks for pretending to have the authority to ban me after posting that "FREE CAT" picture.

I was hoping for something cool. :(
2005-06-09, 7:12 AM #21
Here's mine. I had been hanging out at Massassi for a LONG time, but didn't even know the forums existed really. I got playing around with JED, and had a problem with a 3do (which I never figured out how to fix and abandoned the project) and so I asked for help (which I never really recieved, and yet somehow, despite the lack of help WAY back then, I'm still here, and active)
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
2005-06-09, 7:31 AM #22
My first post (and thread) is really sad:

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21765
2005-06-09, 7:33 AM #23
You got POSTED!!!
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And I still don't know anything.
2005-06-09, 8:14 AM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast on 07-11-2000
Subject: Matrix Skins by Al
Where can I find them their [sic] not on Al's site.

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I can't believe I used a Friends quote in my sig back then. On top of that, my grammar was terrible. :(
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2005-06-09, 8:32 AM #25
Wow! It still exists. Crap was I ever a n00b. Pommy thought I was in the wrong. I SHOWED HIM!

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21703
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2005-06-09, 8:42 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki on 05-14-2003 12:39 PM
if jan was a woman, it'd be maeve

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2005-06-09, 9:31 AM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Wow! It still exists. Crap was I ever a n00b. Pommy thought I was in the wrong. I SHOWED HIM!

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=21703

You always did like to boss people around, even in the very beginning. It seems to have helped you to your current status in Massassi hierarchy! :p
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2005-06-09, 11:04 AM #28
I'd need to go back six years.. how far back does this forum go?

Anyway, I'm sure Massassi had some other forum back then... something horrible..

[edit: First recorded post. Nearly five years ago.]
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2005-06-09, 11:07 AM #29
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=6869#post149573

What a luck that I tried in my first post to help somebody and didn't ask any stupid questions (I did that in my second post).
Sorry for the lousy German
2005-06-09, 11:11 AM #30
It's probably lost in the annals of history, but it was a terribly worded diatribe about how the .exe of JK should be hacked, and I got a bunch of responses about saying that kind of crap could get us in hot water. I thought it was all a joke, until the black helicopters flew over my house.

[Edit: This was back in '99, under the handle of StaticX. I was such a moron back then.]
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2005-06-09, 11:11 AM #31
Bleh, my "first" post is stupid
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17959
2005-06-09, 11:13 AM #32
Quote:
I've had sooooo many problems with BSP. The first thing I did was made sure my maps were in the right folder. Then, I edited the BSP commands in the project settings so it didn't have double slashes.... None of this helped. It started spitting out two things and then crashing.... the locations of a DOS batch file and a blank text file. I edited the batch file so it didn't have double slashes and ran it.....and yay! I had a BSP!
But I have to do this EVERY TIME I WANT TO COMPILE! I'm going to go crazy.


Three years ago.
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2005-06-10, 1:22 AM #33
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9235
Man I was an idiot back in the day...
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2005-06-10, 9:18 AM #34
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=11634

Yay for the editing forum :)
May the mass times acceleration be with you.
2005-06-10, 9:28 AM #35
[http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y275/Dominik_Lasek/post.jpg]

I didn't know how to attach JPEGs. :rolleyes:

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31569&perpage=40&pagenumber=2
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2005-06-10, 9:30 AM #36
Holy crap, I was a noob.
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=264217#post264217

:(

o.0
2005-06-10, 9:42 AM #37
I was annoying.

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