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I command you to greet me
2004-05-12, 2:13 AM #1
Ello everyone. I'm new, and I have run out of better things to do with my time, so here I am rambling on and on. I'm like 97% English blood, and speak with an English accent, but I live in Florida. My family history is a bit odd... For lack of a better word I'm clarivoyant (sp?). No I don't see glowy auras, that's rubbish. I get djah-vo (ack) a lot and I get a really short migrane when something is wrong that I don't know about. I have three main problems in my life right now. The first isn't as bad as the rest, but it still bugs me. I need a name for a band. We were going to be "the Diseased" but some stoners in the 80's already had the name. So straight away I come up with "the vampire punk rockers from Hell." Bad idea. So what's a good name?

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Wy have you forsaken me?"
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2004-05-12, 2:22 AM #2
Hello.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935
2004-05-12, 2:44 AM #3
Johnny comes Marching Home, to Kill, or JMHK
:| Welcome, insert soul in box labeled poisonous snakes

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Free Jin!
2004-05-12, 2:45 AM #4
Hiya.

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[This message has been edited by Terra111 (edited May 12, 2004).]
2004-05-12, 3:02 AM #5
Need I mention what it is that I am so very fond of mashing and eating?

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2004-05-12, 3:19 AM #6
Greetings! Make sure to tour around the other boards on this forum [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-12, 3:21 AM #7
And hilarity ensures.
[was meant to come after Bob's post... ph34r my slow posting skillz]

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[This message has been edited by Jin (edited May 12, 2004).]
2004-05-12, 3:24 AM #8
...as does insanity...

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-05-12, 4:04 AM #9
I love the name man... hehe Ultimate Potato [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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Your soul will be mine!
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2004-05-12, 4:09 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Astaroth:
I love the name man... hehe Ultimate Potato [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]</font>


Yeah, add 'cannon' to the end of it and youll have a real winner...

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2004-05-12, 4:14 AM #11
Hmmm.. band name.... Well, I've always been fond of "Basket of Puppies" myself. Could make for some interesting CD covers if it gets big [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-05-12, 4:18 AM #12
Welcome to Massassi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-05-12, 4:19 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Yeah, add 'cannon' to the end of it and youll have a real winner...

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You mean like this....

[STOP POSTING ULTRA-WIDE PICTURES, THEY SCREW UP THE THREAD!]

http://splorg.org/~tobin/pictures/97-nov-tweedy/Spudzooka.jpg

[This message has been edited by HCF_Duke (edited May 12, 2004).]

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No sig.
2004-05-12, 4:24 AM #14
Would you say you are the Ultimate Potato?

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2004-05-12, 4:45 AM #15
ey up [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
2004-05-12, 5:03 AM #16
The Bad Music Committee?

Oh, and all your soul are belong to us.

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.

[This message has been edited by - Tony - (edited May 12, 2004).]
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-05-12, 5:36 AM #17
Well, it depends on the kind of music you play. If you're ska or indie of sorts, Super-Sonic Carwash

If you're not, Frag-Box

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2004-05-12, 12:00 PM #18
*looks at UltimatePotato*

Meh... I've seen better. :P


Don't forget to leave your soul at the door!
2004-05-12, 12:04 PM #19
Hia.

Band names:

"Fond of Gnashing"
"Filibustering Phil(bert)"
"Potato Potahto"
"Damn 80's Stoners"
"Vampire Punk Rockers from Heaven"

My 8 bits.

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[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.
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2004-05-12, 12:05 PM #20
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2004-05-12, 12:07 PM #21
I wonder if he will make another post...

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2004-05-12, 1:36 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I wonder if he will make another post...

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But of course, he is,in fact, the ULTIMATE potato.

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Run Away!!
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-05-12, 2:04 PM #23
I managed a band over the summer that I named "Last Supper Leftovers", if you'd like you can use the name now that we've broken up.
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.
2004-05-12, 4:18 PM #24
You can't have The Broccoli Seduction, that's my band. But you can have:

Fetus and the Locals
Mongrel Kitte and the Pound Puppies
Epileptic Muskrats
Toric Laser Revolution
Compact Discotrax
Funky McFunkerson and the FunkyMonkey Crew
or
Hot Beef Injection

Best of luck!

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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
2004-05-12, 4:40 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
I wonder if he will make another post...

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Now why would I want to do that. I couldn't decide between master of potatos or ultimate potato. so I flipped a coin. And Bob, I really hope that your into potatos too... Last supper leftovers and hot beef injection sound good. As for now we're tying to make our own style. Most good bands take the normal and add a little weird and it sounds good. Like Nine inch nails mixed Death Metal(more normal) with techno (weird). Rage against the machines has rock and added a little funk. System of a down has rock/metal plus a little eastern stuff. We're trying to make death metal with an irish sound to it, but it hasn't come together at all yet. And yes, I am the ultimate potato. Bow before me.

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Wy have you forsaken me?"
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2004-05-12, 4:59 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
We're trying to make death metal with an irish sound to it, but it hasn't come together at all yet.

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Now THAT'S something I'd listen to! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"I sound like angry chickens, or maybe a space robot."
-Les Claypool of Primus
2004-05-12, 5:06 PM #27
It's not that odd! Ok maybe so...

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"Father to your hands I commend my spirirt. Father to your hands-Wy have you forsaken me?"
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.

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