I doubt anyone ever go to the Paranormal boards of the Gamefaqs often so you probably never heard of him, but this guy has a hilarious writing style.
http://shankdaddyx.tripod.com/thefirst.html
His other stories here
A poem he wrote:
http://shankdaddyx.tripod.com/thefirst.html
His other stories here
A poem he wrote:
Quote:
hi there this is shankdaddyx the resident monster slayer at the board. well after being deleted for speaking of the monsters i am mad as he double hockey sticks if you know what i mean. anyways i wrote a poem because my mom said i need to channel raw energy into something that is not slaying monsters because lets face it even monsters need a break from being oblittyated by me. anyways here i go.
i turn on my night vision goggles and look in the woods
i see nothing but the feeling i get is good
i know you're out there you goddamn dracula
a good actor has a name of scott bacula
anyways where was i oh yes i do not like the vampire
i think i need a lampire
and then there is frankenstein he is a beast
if you put him in bikini he is a big tease
i slay him once i slay him twice
i slay him so many times it not that nice
that stupid dracula is making me mad
i will have to do something bad
he is my arch rival and the biggest monster i know
he is white so if it snows then he will be covered by snow
i have to find him so i turn on thermal goggles twice
but he yells that is cheating so its not very nice
but i heard his voice so i point my axe in direction
i am going to cut off his erection
THE END
just kidding its not the end i am a good poet
i am so good i didnt know it
if you dont like the river then you have to flow it
i hunt with a bow it
i like edgar allen poe it
if your lawn is too long then mow it
anyways the dracula is a bad guy and i am good
i am not black i am not from the hood
i will kill that goddamn dracula someday for sure
i will shoot a three point shot like steve kerr
i turn on my night vision goggles and look in the woods
i see nothing but the feeling i get is good
i know you're out there you goddamn dracula
a good actor has a name of scott bacula
anyways where was i oh yes i do not like the vampire
i think i need a lampire
and then there is frankenstein he is a beast
if you put him in bikini he is a big tease
i slay him once i slay him twice
i slay him so many times it not that nice
that stupid dracula is making me mad
i will have to do something bad
he is my arch rival and the biggest monster i know
he is white so if it snows then he will be covered by snow
i have to find him so i turn on thermal goggles twice
but he yells that is cheating so its not very nice
but i heard his voice so i point my axe in direction
i am going to cut off his erection
THE END
just kidding its not the end i am a good poet
i am so good i didnt know it
if you dont like the river then you have to flow it
i hunt with a bow it
i like edgar allen poe it
if your lawn is too long then mow it
anyways the dracula is a bad guy and i am good
i am not black i am not from the hood
i will kill that goddamn dracula someday for sure
i will shoot a three point shot like steve kerr
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