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Let me tell you bout my good thing.
2005-06-15, 10:18 PM #1
I now have a girlfriend. Her name is Natalie, and I am completely in love with her! Thank you god. She is so much fun. I absoluely love her personality and she is the most beautiful girl I've ever beheld and ever will. She loves me too and I am so happy, dudes! Life rocks! WOOOOHAHH!!:D

thank you.


sooo....discuss your first girlfriend or boyfriend.:)
2005-06-15, 10:36 PM #2
I get my lovin' from a little someone I call Bessie. Coincidentally that's where I also get my milk.
2005-06-15, 11:28 PM #3
First girlfriend you say?

No, you don't love her.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-06-15, 11:32 PM #4
Beware of the Dark Side,
Delphian, it clouds everything. :D
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-06-15, 11:34 PM #5
I had my first girlfriend in 3rd grade, her name was Melissa. I drew pictures of her and I on top of a mountain getting married. She dumped me because I wouldn't hold her hand in the playground :(
2005-06-15, 11:40 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
I had my first girlfriend in 3rd grade, her name was Melissa. I drew pictures of her and I on top of a mountain getting married. She dumped me because I wouldn't hold her hand in the playground :(


There there Brian, Im sure it still hurts. Take this can of tuna. You know what to do with it.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2005-06-15, 11:42 PM #7
My first boyfriend was an interesting guy. I met him when he was playing Rumplestilskin in a play (this was in high school, sophomore year.) He was very loud and blunt. We finally realized that we were more friends than bf/gf...and then I started playing D&D with him. We're still good friends and still play D&D together.
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2005-06-15, 11:42 PM #8
At least when you make a thread about your luck with the ladies, you dont try to disguise it like other people do. :)
2005-06-16, 12:11 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
First girlfriend you say?

No, you don't love her.


Thank you, O omnicient one, for your insightful wisdom. Like Sherlock Holmes you have come to the correct conclusion despite an almost total lack of relevant information, to the amazement and gratitude of those upon whom you bestow your learned observations. I am humbled to be in the virtual presence of such a thoroughly exhaustive repository of the knowledge of human behaviour.

If only our friend Delphian were possessed of such intellectual clarity, he could have avoided his current delusion and proceeded to find a mate whom he truly loves. Though perhaps your bold warning will not go unheeded, and this farce of a relationship will be ended without delay!

Forsooth, verily, and so on.




:p
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2005-06-16, 1:06 AM #10
Thank you.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-06-16, 1:23 AM #11
my first boyfriend is a regular on this forum :o
it doesetn help my case taht his name is still scratched in ink underneith my desk, sorry Nick! :o

but it was way before massassi (in my life at least), i'm talkin like 7th grade.

Enugh abotu me. anyway.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-06-16, 1:48 AM #12
Krig wins this thread, HARDCORE. [/SIZE]
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2005-06-16, 2:00 AM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
First girlfriend you say?

No, you don't love her.


Weren't people banned for posting that site that goes "YOU ARE AN IDIOT" over and over again, while laughing at you, and makes multiple incarnations of itself? If not, I'd say said site fits well here.

Congrats, man. Too bad I don't have a lady at the moment as I just moved :\
D E A T H
2005-06-16, 2:35 AM #14
First girlfriend when I was, what, 11? Stayed with her for two years, then she moved to Germany and lost her life in a car accident. :(
2005-06-16, 2:59 AM #15
I've had no-one. Yay me.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-06-16, 5:32 AM #16
first gf was in 7th grade, i've been with the girl im with now for almost 3 years, its been amazing
I <3 Massassi
2005-06-16, 5:33 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by gothicX
First girlfriend when I was, what, 11? Stayed with her for two years, then she moved to Germany and lost her life in a car accident. :(


You will NEVER leave the mob!



.. Sorry. :(
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2005-06-16, 6:39 AM #18
First girlfriend in the 8th grade:

-She flashed me in a bowling alley to make me lose my game

-She french-kissed me with such force I was convinced that she was in fact trying to digest me

-She gave me a photo of herself for her birthday, proving that egotism is both a cheap and viable birthday alternative

Needless to say, I miss her.
The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2005-06-16, 6:55 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Krig_the_Viking
Thank you, O omnicient one, for your insightful wisdom. Like Sherlock Holmes you have come to the correct conclusion despite an almost total lack of relevant information, to the amazement and gratitude of those upon whom you bestow your learned observations. I am humbled to be in the virtual presence of such a thoroughly exhaustive repository of the knowledge of human behaviour.

If only our friend Delphian were possessed of such intellectual clarity, he could have avoided his current delusion and proceeded to find a mate whom he truly loves. Though perhaps your bold warning will not go unheeded, and this farce of a relationship will be ended without delay!

Forsooth, verily, and so on.




:p


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2005-06-16, 6:58 AM #20
Oh yah, well... well... my girlfriend likes video games and star wars, and we've been to see episode three - twice!

Okay fine, I'm lying... I don't actually have a girlfriend. Funny story though, there is actually a girl with whom I have gone to see star wars two times.

Bah... *leaves thread*
Stuff
2005-06-16, 7:29 AM #21
My first real bf was when i was in 7th grade (and he was in 10th I believe). I liked him because he played Magic The Gathering...wow...I was a loser.Well, I guess I still am.The last I guy I went out with because we'd stay at his house and play soul cal. and Halo 2 all day...Methinks I need to get out more.:(
2005-06-16, 8:01 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
it doesetn help my case taht his name is still scratched in ink underneith my desk, sorry Nick!


I blame our continued friendship. And also, Mr. K the friendly paper mache camel.

Damned camel.
Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.
2005-06-16, 8:08 AM #23
Thats good news.

However I dont have a significant other and thats okay, but I feel sad cause I have not had a girlfriend in four years :(
'Its worth it all in the end when We Are On The Other Side Of The Moon and thats good enoguh for me"
2005-06-16, 8:31 AM #24
I'm on my 3rd gf since starting uni, and she's probably the best yet.

Very nice, very pretty, very sexy, and very insane, which is always good :D

but right now she's away :(
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2005-06-16, 8:40 AM #25
I was with my first girlfriend when I was 14, and it lasted for 2½ years. I went through 3 other girlfriends before she finally found someone else, and now every time I hear from her, she makes sure to tell me how much sex she's been having, even though she doesn't have a boyfriend. :rolleyes:

Too bad nobody loves her. Stupid b**** whore-slut. :p

I live with my current girlfriend in Montreal. We've been together for 2 years and 3 months. It's been great. :D
2005-06-16, 10:25 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Arianrhod
My first real bf was when i was in 7th grade (and he was in 10th I believe). I liked him because he played Magic The Gathering...wow...I was a loser.Well, I guess I still am.The last I guy I went out with because we'd stay at his house and play soul cal. and Halo 2 all day...Methinks I need to get out more.:(


Magic ruled.

Krig_The_Viking wins this thread.

Oh, and I'm with kyle90 on this one :D

I guess I never really had a girlfriend? I am still debating that...SAJN_Master thinks not. (For those who don't know, my first and only relationship was a long distance one). Hmm...wow that's complicated.
2005-06-16, 10:44 AM #27
With my first gf (when I was 16), I didn't have anything particular I was looking for in a woman. Turns out I thought I loved her, maybe I did, but if anything, I was blind to the kind of person she was. Second gf, same thing, only I didn't feel anything for her at all, and we ended up breaking up. Since then, I've raised my standards quite considerably. Therefore, I'm alone. But patient.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-06-16, 11:59 AM #28
Puppy love is so funny.
2005-06-16, 12:12 PM #29
Yoshi, get your head out of your you-know-what. Don't worry, it will probably happen when you get older.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-06-16, 12:31 PM #30
These threads are so lame..


Omng guys! I haev girlfriends! I am no longer teh alpha nurd lol!
2005-06-16, 12:58 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Yoshi, get your head out of your you-know-what. Don't worry, it will probably happen when you get older.


You do know you're like, one, maybe two years older than me? Stop acting so damned superior, Free. He loves her, and it's perfectly viable that he does. A lot of my aunt and uncles met in Junior High and started dating each other in High School. They're all around 30 now.

And Rob--they're just discussing their girlfriends. Go back to planning the doom of Tranquility Bay. :D
D E A T H
2005-06-16, 1:16 PM #32
N/T
2005-06-16, 1:21 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
These threads are so lame..


Omng guys! I haev girlfriends! I am no longer teh alpha nurd lol!


Yeah Rob, people are proud of their girlfriends. Go back to planning the demise of Tranquility Bay hehe...


I will help. :)
2005-06-16, 1:41 PM #34
You know, it isn't exactly uncommon for someone's first girlfriend to be their match...so I wouldn't go criticizing just yet. Maybe if he posted "omg I hav a gurlfriend!!" then the next day posts "omg I just got laid!" then maybe you can. Infact, that sounds rather familiar...
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-06-16, 1:58 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Emon
Maybe if he posted "omg I hav a gurlfriend!!" then the next day posts "omg I just got laid!" then maybe you can. Infact, that sounds rather familiar...

Hehehehehe
2005-06-16, 2:14 PM #36
Yep i got laid

¬_¬

With
my self

aaaaaallllllriiiiiiiight

GIGGIDY!!!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
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2005-06-16, 2:16 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Ruthven
aaaaaallllllriiiiiiiight

GIGGIDY!!!


O_O

Ruthy, you are awesome. :D
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-06-16, 2:17 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Ruthven
Yep i got laid

¬_¬

With
my self
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2005-06-16, 2:22 PM #39
haha..

my first girlfriend dumped me after half an hour, we made out behind a sofa. I think that's about all there is to say. She claimed she was high on sugar afterwards... I feel so lonely, that was 5 years ago.

:(
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-06-16, 2:33 PM #40
I'm nearly 17 and have never had a girlfriend.
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