Good lord I'm bored. Sorry.

Anyway, post what the "recipes" are needed to "create" the above poster. "Ingredients" could include a sprinkle of wit, cup full of stupidity, an ounce of ignorance, etc. You get the point (I hope). Add the "cooking" directions too. Then the below poster would the same, on and on.

I guess I'm up first.

To make (1) Echoman, use the following ingredients in the prescribed order:

• 1 Tbl Spoon of Echoes
• A spoonful of sugar, which helps the echoes go down
• 1/2 LBs. of Steamed Man-Babies dipped in Glucose
• 2 LBs. of Kick-*** Mapping Skills
• 1 and 1/2 cups of GTK Radiant with a pinch of Massassian Soul
• Add as many posts as wanted to increase flavor - 7,000+ recommended

Once the preceding concoction has been made for (1) Echoman, said the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit, and let bake for a few years. Take out when brown and crispy, and let stand for a month or two (WARNING: do not leave windows opened, as Ice Wampas may be attracted to the smell). Serves 4 people. For a party version, simply increase the number of ingredients times the subsequent number of people.

I'd hate for this thread to die. It's a good idea.

Daft_Vader recipe:

2 teaspoons daftness
1 cup flour
1/2 cup of element 115
4 tablespoons of TEH SECRET INGREDIENT

Mix all ingredients thoroughly, then bake by placing next to a river of lava for three minutes. Let stand, then cover with plastic.

I can't do this. I just can't. Don't ask me why.

You fail Thrawn. You fail!!11

Kyle90:

- 90g of hydrogen
- 25g of sugar
- 1 can of science
- 1 egg
- 1 tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti
- pinch of inquisitiveness
- pinch of wit

Mix the sugar, can of science and egg in a large mixing bowl until firm. Mix in the hydrogen, spread out and arrange in an anatomically-correct shape. Arrange the Alphabetti Spaghetti in a pattern across the shape. Wrap in foil and bake on a warm Bryar pistol for three to five games. Unwrap and sprinkle with inquisitiveness and wit. Serves three, assuming you feed dwarves.


Thrawn42689:

- 1 calculator
- 1 generic bad person
- 4t of cookie dough
- 2l of colonpee
- 60g of opinions
- 50g of drawing skills
- lemon to taste

Empty the cookie dough on to a large baking sheet. Mix in the calculator buttons, colonpee, opinions and drawing skills. Bake for seven weeks at 34 degrees, stirring occaisonally. Add in the generic bad person and bake for a further four months at 226 degrees. Wrap in clingfilm and sprinkle with a lemon. Serves discussion and showcase forums.

Tony wins.

Tony Ala Mode

Ingredience:

X Liters of Vodka*
4 Lbs of Comic Releif
2 Pints of Minor Character extract
15 11 by 8 sheets of skin
8 tbl spoons of Artist
Some Bones
20 some pints of blood
A heart (Alternative: Gas Pump)
<3 cubes of mansecks

* - Where 'X' is the amount available to you

Instructions:

Pre-heat womb at X F (Where X is the heat of hell times how many dates/girflriends you've made up in your life) and begin mixing a majority of the ingredience that matter like the heart and blood and such. Bake in the heat of hell for a few mellenia and slowly turn our pre-tony in the spicket. Lather it with the character extract every 200 to 300 centuries. Take out and apply the dressings (comic releif, mansex, etc.) Once this has been completed, the most important part requires a frying pan of simplistic excelence be placed on your treat before it can be consumed. Serves <3 ISBers.

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COUGH

This really is a good idea.

I was hoping this would be a thread for real recipes.

Jedi Kirby (American Recipe)

2 cups fan-boyishness
23.5 megabytes gun models
1/3 weight of earth in condescending attitude
8 years of playing a Star Wars game
1 live Kirby

Mix fanboyishness and the Star Wars game. Let sit overnight in the starry skies. Add the 'tude, then cook in an oven consisting of exactly 21K polygons. Give gun models to the Kriby, then bury him in the mixture. Alive.
Serve reheated.

-You know, you never see that in a real cookbook. "Serve Reheated". Is it impossible to safely reheat something?

this thread fails to make me hungry