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Just realized...
2005-06-17, 9:38 AM #1
If Anakin had just used protection with Padmé, Palpatine would never have becoem emperor. So, in short:

Unless you want to be ruled by an evil empire, use a condom :)
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2005-06-17, 9:40 AM #2
Wow, if only George had realized this sooner, the saga could have been saved .... and Padme's virginity! :eek:
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2005-06-17, 9:42 AM #3
Well it was a long time ago, so I don't think condoms were invented then.
2005-06-17, 9:43 AM #4
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Originally posted by Daft_Vader
Wow, if only George had realized this sooner, the saga could have been saved .... and Padme's virginity! :eek:

What does virginity have to do with anything?

Edit: Speaking of which, if they have flying cars and lightsabers, can't they do c-sections?
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2005-06-17, 10:22 AM #5
Must be a bit suspicious if a Jedi Knight (a well known Jedi Knight) walks into a drugstore and asks in a loud and steady voice: "I want you to sell me a condom, because it is my right as a protestant Jedi!"
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2005-06-17, 12:21 PM #6
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Originally posted by Thrawn42689
Well it was a long time ago, so I don't think condoms were invented then.


You'd think they'd have tiny little robots for the job or something...
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2005-06-17, 12:28 PM #7
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Originally posted by Spork
You'd think they'd have tiny little robots for the job or something...

lol

*mental images flowing through my mind right now*
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2005-06-17, 12:38 PM #8
lol, maybe Anakins's *little guys* would have just been so strong in the force and broken through the condom anyway.
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2005-06-17, 12:41 PM #9
They have force field condoms in the form of a [ring]. It projects a force field around the penis. Seriously, it's in the latest edition of the Essential Guide to Weapons and Technology!
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2005-06-17, 5:33 PM #10
Hmm I think I would need to verify that
2005-06-17, 6:38 PM #11
Or he could have used that "Force Protection" that the Jedi Knight series made famous.
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2005-06-17, 6:44 PM #12
Hahahahaha.. Force Protection you know I never thought of it like that o_O
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2005-06-17, 6:50 PM #13
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Originally posted by Noopectro
Hahahahaha.. Force Protection you know I never thought of it like that o_O


that's what came to mind when I first read this post.
2005-06-17, 11:07 PM #14
Same here.

-And... virginity? Huh. Yeah, right.
2005-06-17, 11:35 PM #15
Yeah, she probably just randomly & immaculately got pregnant like Anakin's mom. Runs in the family, like...

Oh! Maybe one of them got cursed by one of them Egyptian pyramids a long time ago. Or something.
2005-06-18, 6:09 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Impi
Must be a bit suspicious if a Jedi Knight (a well known Jedi Knight) walks into a drugstore and asks in a loud and steady voice: "I want you to sell me a condom, because it is my right as a protestant Jedi!"


As opposed to a Roman Catholic Jedi? ;)

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I guess I'm the only one who picked up on that Monty Python and the Meaning of Life reference. :(
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2005-06-18, 8:29 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
What does virginity have to do with anything?

Edit: Speaking of which, if they have flying cars and lightsabers, can't they do c-sections?


Okay, what do c-sections have to do with anything? Is this a game where we call someone's question out and then post our own unrelated question?
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2005-06-18, 8:49 AM #18
he was saying that it was possible that they could have performed a caesarian-section on padme instead of waiting for the babies to come out, and then they could have possibly saved her life. i think.
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2005-06-18, 8:58 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Ford
he was saying that it was possible that they could have performed a caesarian-section on padme instead of waiting for the babies to come out, and then they could have possibly saved her life. i think.


I'm fairly certain she died because she lost the will to live.
2005-06-18, 9:26 AM #20
Yeah. According to the stupid medo-droid there were no medical complications. That's why I'm wondering what he's talking about.
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2005-06-18, 10:20 AM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by ReT
I'm fairly certain she died because she lost the will to live.


Wow. Cheap to the very end. Most people would buy poison or something.
2005-06-18, 10:26 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Friend14
I guess I'm the only one who picked up on that Monty Python and the Meaning of Life reference. :(


Nah but since the other Jedi are against the whole mating thing you would figure they were the protestants and Anakin would be the catholic.

Now I need to find some way to make a movie with Anakin singing every sperm is sacred to Yoda and Obi-Wan.
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2005-06-18, 10:30 AM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Wookie06
Yeah. According to the stupid medo-droid there were no medical complications.


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2005-06-18, 10:34 AM #24
teletubby gynocologists are scary.
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2005-06-18, 10:51 AM #25
This thread is very scary.
2005-06-18, 1:50 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Impi
Must be a bit suspicious if a Jedi Knight (a well known Jedi Knight) walks into a drugstore and asks in a loud and steady voice: "I want you to sell me a condom, because it is my right as a protestant Jedi!"


No, I'm fairly certain it would go more like:

"You want to sell me a condom..."
"I want to sell you a condom."
"It is my right as a protestant Jedi..."
"It is your right as protestant Jedi."
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2005-06-18, 1:53 PM #27
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Originally posted by happydud
No, I'm fairly certain it would go more like:

"You want to sell me a condom..."
"I want to sell you a condom."
"It is my right as a protestant Jedi..."
"It is your right as protestant Jedi."

Or he could just force pull the condoms right out of the counter.
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2005-06-18, 2:02 PM #28
Yeah, that would've been more in his dark-side character...
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2005-06-18, 2:02 PM #29
Quote:
What does virginity have to do with anything?

Quote:
-And... virginity? Huh. Yeah, right.
I'm guessing George made Natalie get pregnant for the shooting of episode 3 (and paid off the delivery nurses to dress up as droids).
Supposing she never "did it" before, that would make her a virgin... if George wrote the story so Padme and Ani used "force protection", Natalie wouldn't have to get pregnant.

:p
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2005-06-18, 2:39 PM #30
We know the definition of virgin.. :p (All too well.. ;) )

I think what they're saying is how would using protection, a la the Force or rubber, keep one a virgin, it would just prevent one from becoming pregnant.
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2005-06-18, 5:56 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Friend14
I guess I'm the only one who picked up on that Monty Python and the Meaning of Life reference. :(

Don't you wish. I just wasn't as fast on the post.

<3 the reference by the way.
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2005-06-18, 10:57 PM #32
This reminds me of something that happened when I went and saw ep. III...

So there were 13-15 year old sitting behind my friend and I and when Padme said she was pregnant one of them said "I wonder how she got pregnant?" The other said "I bet they had sex!" They all started laughing and kept saying "sex" throughout the whole movie >_<;;;
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2005-06-18, 11:01 PM #33
I always wondered if Anakin used like "Force ultimate her pleasure" on padme.


I mean, just think about it... Jedi's could be THE ULTIMATE pimps.



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