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Are birds must be getting high.
2005-06-17, 8:25 PM #1
Either that, or our bats have forgotten how to use their sonar. Normally, our mentally deranged birds hit my window maybe twice a day. Three have hit in the past minute. Did they get into some crack or something.
2005-06-17, 8:28 PM #2
Last year there was a pile of dead birds under my window from that.


I just covered them up with dirt. Now theres a mound of dirt under my window.
2005-06-17, 8:28 PM #3
i know i shouldnt have left that stuff out..........:eek:
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2005-06-17, 8:29 PM #4
Our birds are pretty hearty. They don't die, they just sorta nail it and keep going. Maybe they're zombie birds!
2005-06-17, 8:29 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
Last year there was a pile of dead birds under my window from that.


I just covered them up with dirt. Now theres a mound of dirt under my window.

I hope you're joking.
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2005-06-17, 8:34 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by Daft_Vader
I hope you're joking.


I wish I was.

You have no idea how smelly a pile of dead birds can be.
2005-06-17, 8:39 PM #7
why didn't you call animal disposal or something?
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2005-06-17, 8:42 PM #8
They wouldn't come out.

They were all "It's on your property, you deal with it."
2005-06-17, 8:50 PM #9
Some birds eat fermented berreis and get drunk.
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2005-06-17, 8:53 PM #10
I drink fermented birds.
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2005-06-17, 9:00 PM #11
The west nile virus outbreak here killed all of our birds.

It'sd actually a good thing--- no more pigeon s*** on my car. :P
2005-06-17, 9:02 PM #12
it got rid of alot of crows here.

Crows are annoyingly loud.

but I cant stand geese. those need to go away.
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2005-06-17, 9:04 PM #13
Damn Canada and our desieses.


Toronto: Let's lock everybody up who has a cold and call it SARS!

Toronto: Let's warn people about a virus that has so far only killed birds! West Nile! Because we'll assume it came from Japan!
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2005-06-17, 10:00 PM #14
I've only once had a bird hit my window. I remember coming out of the back door of my church once though, and a bird repeatedly attempted to dive-bomb at me, making an interesting squak sound each time it did it. It was all like "WRAA" and I was all like "OMG!!"
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2005-06-18, 2:08 PM #15
A dove rammed into the window at my school... we assumed the Holy Spirit was trying to visit ;)
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2005-06-18, 2:10 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
West Nile! Because we'll assume it came from Japan!
what?
2005-06-18, 2:10 PM #17
I was attacked by some huge bird a while back. It taloned me in the back of the head a few times and chased me out of the forest, clawing my head as i went. It was freaky.
2005-06-18, 2:50 PM #18
I wish my two cockateils would bashed into a window. Damn those birds are annoying! They "scream" non-stop every morning at 9 AM for a good 3-4 hours and feeding them doesn't shut them up. My dad is constantly shouting "Shut the !%#@ up!" at them but sadly yelling at cockateils just makes it worse because they are natural attention whores. I'm glad that its been hot lately so I have an excuse to spray the hell out of them with the water bottle. They may love it but to me it feels like I'm gunning the little devils down, muahahahahaa!
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2005-06-18, 3:13 PM #19
I remember I was sitting having dinner once, a bird flew into the window, and lay still on the ground. We took it in and gave it some honey or something and kept it in a shoebox for an afternoon. We let it go afterwards and it seemed to have fully recovered. Was nice to help the birds out...
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2005-06-18, 4:14 PM #20
It had the munchies.
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2005-06-18, 7:08 PM #21
I just realized that I put "Are" instead of "Our" at the title of this thread.

/self grammar Nazi

Quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Duke
I was attacked by some huge bird a while back. It taloned me in the back of the head a few times and chased me out of the forest, clawing my head as i went. It was freaky.


So it had large talons, eh? ;)
2005-06-18, 7:54 PM #22
Something about the grammar in the thread title is really bothering me. :(
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2005-06-18, 8:06 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Something about the grammar in the thread title is really bothering me. :(


Amen.
2005-06-18, 9:57 PM #24
Yeah, but you didn't notice until I pointed it out. Therefore, I am teh... win or something.
2005-06-18, 11:05 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Something about the grammar in the thread title is really bothering me. :(


Yes... I think there's a pun in there somewhere, but it's hard to tell...
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2005-06-18, 11:06 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yeah, but you didn't notice until I pointed it out. Therefore, I am teh... win or something.


I noticed first thing.


But it's not like I expect less of you, so I didn't point it out.
2005-06-18, 11:38 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet

So it had large talons, eh? ;)


Huh?

And how do you mix up are and our? I mean really.
2005-06-19, 12:16 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yeah, but you didn't notice until I pointed it out. Therefore, I am teh... win or something.


Actually, when I first clicked it I wonder if you meant "Are birds getting high?" or "Our birds must be getting high."

I watched The Fugitive tonight.
2005-06-19, 12:19 AM #29
Only two birds have hit on my window this far. Otherwise, I just get these bloody monotonous birds waking me up in the morning with their high sounds.
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2005-06-19, 12:42 AM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
I noticed first thing.


But it's not like I expect less of you, so I didn't point it out.


What Rob said
2005-06-19, 1:49 AM #31
i few years ago we had some insaine byrd do this to our back door (it was a glass door). but it never died, it was just sorta drunk and didnent realise what it was hitting.
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