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How does Vador eat and poo?
2005-06-19, 9:22 PM #1
Ok, funny story. My family went out to dinner today to celebrate father's day and somehow during the discussion, my father mentioned "How does Darth Vador eat with that suit of his?" and my sister added "Yeah, and how does it poo as well?" I thought these were some funny yet interesting questions and I thought us Star Wars geeks should be able to come up with some "intelligent" answers for these...

:p
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2005-06-19, 9:23 PM #2
1. A tube
2. Va-poo-rize
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2005-06-19, 9:52 PM #3
as a cyborg he is kept alive by electricity, and therefore produces no waste,

or mabye inbuilt I.V. drip and catherter? :confused:
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2005-06-19, 10:28 PM #4
Quote:
How does Vader eat and poo?


With great difficulty. It is likely the source of much of his dark side fuelling anger
2005-06-19, 10:37 PM #5
Robocop style!

He can take his helmet off in his chamber for short periods, so he can eat then. As for the other half of the wuesion, he could have a big calastomy bag or something.
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2005-06-19, 10:57 PM #6
I do not want to know.
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2005-06-19, 10:57 PM #7
Or he's really Cher in a muscle suit and thus isn't burdened by either.
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2005-06-19, 11:01 PM #8
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2005-06-19, 11:04 PM #9
I'm guessing that a culture so technologically advanced would not have any major problems with finding a solution to this. Heck, his suit's probably *powered* by his own waste. In which case he would have some sort of tube up his rectum to extract the poo. Which would explain his sour demeanor.

As far as eating... He can take the helmet off. We've seen him in the movies.
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2005-06-19, 11:25 PM #10
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
I'm guessing that a culture so technologically advanced would not have any major problems with finding a solution to this.


You never know--they still haven't figured out birth control. :p
2005-06-19, 11:30 PM #11
He's probably fed intravenously. Waste is probably recycled and periodically removed when all the energy has been exhausted.
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2005-06-19, 11:32 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by Thrawn42689
You never know--they still haven't figured out birth control. :p


Hey, it was a long time ago, a much more innocent time.
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2005-06-20, 12:33 AM #13
Might have to make a cutscene out of this in my level.

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2005-06-20, 7:27 AM #14
perhaps he can take off that crotch area plate, find a toliet, and let himself go?
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2005-06-20, 7:34 AM #15
but what about number 2?
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2005-06-20, 7:37 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
I'm guessing that a culture so technologically advanced would not have any major problems with finding a solution to this. Heck, his suit's probably *powered* by his own waste. In which case he would have some sort of tube up his rectum to extract the poo. Which would explain his sour demeanor.


It certainly isn't powered by The Dark Side.

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2005-06-20, 7:53 AM #17
Perhaps he was only sustained by his anger and, thus, the Dark Side. When he killed the Emperor, he returned to the Light Side and could no longer sustain himself, and that's why he really died.
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2005-06-20, 7:57 AM #18
Or the emperor fried his electronics.
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2005-06-20, 8:13 AM #19
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2005-06-20, 8:16 AM #20
damn, I totaly read the title as "how does vader eat poo"
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2005-06-20, 8:27 AM #21
Ah, but, Impi, note that Vader was having trouble breathing even before he tossed the Emperor.
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2005-06-20, 8:34 AM #22
It's a dark-side ability called "Force Poo," which removes the waste from his body and flings it at the nearest enemy.
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2005-06-20, 8:51 AM #23
I was watching ESB the other week with some friends, and when Han and co. open the door to the CLoud City dining room and fall into Lando's trap with Vader there, I said "Come on! Who would turn down a meal like this? It's a once in a lifetime celebrity dinner!" Where else could you dine with the Dark Lord of the Sith, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy, and a Princess of Alderaan? Clearly he must have had some way of eating while he was there, as refusing his food would be too impolite even for a dark lord.
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2005-06-20, 8:52 AM #24
Perhaps he does it like Dark Helmet drinks his coffee.
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2005-06-20, 11:08 AM #25
Wolfy has this one won.

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2005-06-20, 11:30 AM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
perhaps he can take off that crotch area plate, find a toliet, and let himself go?

I'm pretty sure all of his equipment burned off in the lava...
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2005-06-20, 11:35 AM #27
Actually, only his clothes caught fire due to his close proximity to the lava. And, since his genitals weren't exposed to the air, the likelihood of them catching fire isn't that great.

Yes, I can't believe I'm saying this, either.
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2005-06-20, 11:47 AM #28
Dinner-time conversation must be the highlight of your family's evening.
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2005-06-20, 11:58 AM #29
thats what i love about star wars, theres never an answer of "its just a movie"
2005-06-20, 12:23 PM #30
Ok, what if them "beam" the food in and the poo out "Star Trek" Style.

What?:p
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2005-06-20, 12:29 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
calastomy bag
You so rarely have an oportunity to use that in a sentence.
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2005-06-20, 12:36 PM #32
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2005-06-20, 1:01 PM #33
I don't think his wedding tackle survived that lava.

I mean, look at his face.

You think his weiner survived that?

I sure don't.


He might not produce waist like a normal person... If you freeze frame when he's being zapped, you can see all sorts of the crap inside of him.

Theres a REALLY good site somewhere that goes into his injuries and what not.
2005-06-21, 2:05 AM #34
if you really want to know how darth vader uses the bathroom, just look at his groin plate thing, it ahs this strange door looking thing on the front.... youll see what i mean.
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2005-06-21, 7:28 AM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by TSM_Bguitar
thats what i love about star wars, theres never an answer of "its just a movie"


indeed. I love you guys, this thread totally cracked me up!
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2005-06-21, 7:30 AM #36
hehe, of all people to laugh at this, its the person with the title: ...poo
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2005-06-21, 8:25 AM #37
don't laugh at my ...poo !
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2005-06-21, 12:33 PM #38
No, we shall laugh at the MASSIVEPOO!
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2005-06-21, 12:53 PM #39
Haha... omg... I'm in the library right now. I'm cracking up... they're gonna kick me out... :banned: why must this thread be so hilarious??? Why do we find waste products funny? hahaha
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2005-06-21, 2:30 PM #40
When he burns up, you can almost hear it sizzling.
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