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The best way to kill a leopard
2005-06-24, 10:35 PM #1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/


This is incredible, to say the least.
2005-06-24, 10:37 PM #2
That is mighty kickarse. For weird news though AnandTech Off Topic sure has the jump on this place. Saw that yesterday.
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2005-06-24, 10:39 PM #3
That leopard picked on an old, feeble man, thinking it would be an easy meal. It got a major surprise, I'm sure. I just want to know how the guy managed to rip out its tongue... that seems like a very difficult thing to do, first, to be able to get a good enough grip to do it, and second, to muster up the sheer force necessary to do it.

Sounds fishy to me.
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2005-06-24, 10:40 PM #4
Thats pretty awesome...

Major bragging rights.
2005-06-24, 10:44 PM #5
Well, he's a farmer (strong), he lives in Kenya (and they have lions, only in Kenya), and Terry Pratchet would point out that someone living in lion infested wildnerness for 73 years tends to develop certain survival skills, ne?

-Moskau, Moskau, Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch...
2005-06-24, 10:45 PM #6
I wish that I could say I killed a leopard by RIPPING OUT ITS TOUNGE. That old man flipped out and went crazy, man.
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2005-06-24, 10:45 PM #7
Quote:
Well, he's a farmer (strong), he lives in Kenya (and they have lions, only in Kenya), and Terry Pratchet would point out that someone living in lion infested wildnerness for 73 years tends to develop certain survival skills, ne?


Except he didn't employ any survival methods at all; he listened to the voices in his head...
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2005-06-24, 10:47 PM #8
PROOF OF GOD LOL!
2005-06-24, 10:49 PM #9
Quote:
Except he didn't employ any survival methods at all; he listened to the voices in his head...

*shrugs*
You say potato...

-That wasn't a trail off for dramatic purposes, I actually don't remember the rest of the saying.
2005-06-24, 11:34 PM #10
...I say potato.

It doesn't really work unless you can hear the different pronounciations.
2005-06-25, 12:14 AM #11
Pfft, I could do that.
Pissed Off?
2005-06-25, 12:26 AM #12
Kenya is hardly "lion infested." I bet most people that live in Kenya haven't seen a lion outside of a zoo. Arizona has coyotes and scorpions all over in the desert, but I've never actually even seen one in the wild.
2005-06-25, 12:42 AM #13
Is he gonna sell the tongue on eBay?
D E A T H
2005-06-25, 1:02 AM #14
It would be nice if it had been mentioned how he stopped the tiger from closing it's mouth.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-06-25, 1:47 AM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by bearded_jarl
Well, he's a farmer (strong), he lives in Kenya (and they have lions, only in Kenya), and Terry Pratchet would point out that someone living in lion infested wildnerness for 73 years tends to develop certain survival skills, ne?

-Moskau, Moskau, Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch...


fixed.
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2005-06-25, 8:18 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
It would be nice if it had been mentioned how he stopped the tiger from closing it's mouth.


I had thought about that too. Maybe the tiger was suprised by someone suddenly yanking on his tongue?

...this would be great time to make an ironic joke about the phrase, "cat got your tongue."
2005-06-25, 10:52 AM #17
That guy is my hero. Lets see him fight a BEAR! :cool:
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Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-06-25, 1:14 PM #18
Just a little FYI to you people: the farmer killed a Leopard, not a tiger. a very different animal.
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2005-06-25, 1:34 PM #19
Meh, close enough. :p
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-06-25, 3:15 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Noble Outlaw
Just a little FYI to you people: the farmer killed a Leopard, not a tiger. a very different animal.


I don't think a man could take down a tiger without a gun and 100 yards between them.
2005-06-25, 4:37 PM #21
I knock tigers out with my forehead.
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2005-06-25, 4:59 PM #22
wow... bare-handed? That's pretty impressive. Last time I killed a Leapord, I had to use a toothpick. I'm slipping.
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2005-06-25, 5:31 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by drizzt2k2
I knock tigers out with my forehead.

I knock mine out with brain waves.
You will die alone.
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2005-06-25, 5:32 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by bearded_jarl
Well, he's a farmer (strong), he lives in Kenya (and they have lions, only in Kenya), and Terry Pratchet would point out that someone living in lion infested wildnerness for 73 years tends to develop certain survival skills, ne?

-Moskau, Moskau, Komm wir tanzen auf dem Tisch...

...bis der Tisch zusammenbricht, Ha ha ha ha ha
2005-06-25, 6:15 PM #25
<3
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2005-06-26, 9:41 AM #26
Cats have horrible gag reflexes. If he was reaching more than halfway past the tongue, the leopard would have been too busy gagging to bite.
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2005-06-26, 10:20 AM #27
next thing you know people are going to try "look ma i'm gonna rip his tongue out!"
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2005-06-26, 10:35 AM #28
Leopard mother: What's the matter, the man got your tongue?

..
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2005-06-26, 4:12 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Leopard mother: What's the matter, the man got your tongue?

..


LOL
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