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Jon Stewart is AWESOME
2005-06-29, 2:57 AM #1
Nothing else to add. AWESOME.

AWESOME.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/index.jhtml
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2005-06-29, 4:10 AM #2
Old news I guess. :p
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2005-06-29, 4:13 AM #3
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2005-06-29, 4:13 AM #4
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Old news I guess. :p


Yeah, but I live oversees, so news reaches me later. I only just learned about American independence. Good job!

But back to Jon Stewart and his genius!
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2005-06-29, 6:17 AM #5
Too bad they still have Lewis Black on that show. I cannot STAND that man. And I don't really know why. He's just not funny to me. Too loud and obnoxious.
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2005-06-29, 7:32 AM #6
I can't find any humor in the way stewart presents his material.
2005-06-29, 8:50 AM #7
Then look harder damnit.

As Homer Simpson said: 'it's funny because it's true'.
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2005-06-29, 9:42 AM #8
I think that show is one of the funniest on the planet. Especially the one where they did the first report on Weapons of Mass Destruction. I was in hysterics... it was awexome. Conan O'Brien is good too, but that one episode put Jon Stewart over the top, for me.
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2005-06-29, 9:44 AM #9
Hehe
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2005-06-29, 10:00 AM #10
In other news...
Stella is also awesome.

So watch it.
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2005-06-29, 10:03 AM #11
I don't like the 'segments', save perhaps for 'This Week in God'. But the ones involving real people (which are basically "say something crazy and watch person go :eek: ") are just.. not funny.
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2005-06-29, 11:55 AM #12
I can get him on my new phone with Vcast I learned last night, cool stuff.
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2005-06-29, 12:12 PM #13
He's hilarious.
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2005-06-29, 2:00 PM #14
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Originally posted by Da_Roosta
Too bad they still have Lewis Black on that show. I cannot STAND that man. And I don't really know why. He's just not funny to me. Too loud and obnoxious.
I really like the Daily Show but I have to agree with you that that dude is completely annoying. I actually turn to another channel when he comes on because I can't stand watching him.
2005-06-29, 3:47 PM #15
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Originally posted by Monkey_Man
In other news...
Stella is also awesome.

So watch it.


YES! The premiere was last night, and I was a bit skeptical, but I loved it! Very different humor from what I've ever seen, but it just works perfectly. 10:30 Eastern on Comedy Central Tuesday nights if you're interested in watching.
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2005-06-29, 3:58 PM #16
Yeah, old news, I guess.

Lewis Black cracks me up. I love Back in Black.

Daily Show rocks.
2005-06-29, 4:00 PM #17
Quote:
Too bad they still have Lewis Black on that show. I cannot STAND that man. And I don't really know why. He's just not funny to me. Too loud and obnoxious.


He is supposed to symbolise the stereotypical American..It's part of his act.
2005-06-29, 4:10 PM #18
I haven't seen Lewis Black much on the Daily Show, but his standup his hilarious.
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2005-06-29, 5:18 PM #19
I usually don't like Lewis Black on the Daily Show, but his stand-ups are some of the funniest I've seen. Expecailly his "Taxed beyond Belief" special.
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2005-06-29, 5:25 PM #20
lewis black is the best.
2005-06-29, 6:38 PM #21
The Daily Show is where I get my news. ;)
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2005-06-29, 6:46 PM #22
Daily Show > *

There's almost NOTHING bad about it.
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2005-06-29, 9:29 PM #23
You know what you non-believers need?

A moment of Zen.
2005-06-29, 10:26 PM #24
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2005-06-30, 11:00 AM #25
Hehehe check this out: Jon Stewart lays mushroom clouds on the Crossfire TV-show

As I said, funny because it's true. And I absolutely hate the bow-tie guy.

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2005-06-30, 11:27 AM #26
I saw Lewis Black on tour. His opening act was one of the funnies guys I have ever seen. Black? Not so funny. Picture this for like two hours.

"I'm so angry at *shakes head around and spits all over himself every other sentence* *hubbrabhurbabw* everything! *weird finger pointing motion* F*** EVERYONE!!!!"

The guy has his moments, but it's basically the same thing over and over. It was worth the money just for the opening act though :)
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2005-06-30, 11:30 AM #27
Well, forgive me for slightly derailing the thread, but Jon Stewart is, quite possibly, the man. Sometimes he's not particularly funny, but his delivery is near perfect. A genius at humor.
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2005-06-30, 11:32 AM #28
<3 dave Chapelle. :D
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2005-06-30, 11:39 AM #29
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Originally posted by SAJN_Master
I saw Lewis Black on tour. His opening act was one of the funnies guys I have ever seen. Black? Not so funny. Picture this for like two hours.

"I'm so angry at *shakes head around and spits all over himself every other sentence* *hubbrabhurbabw* everything! *weird finger pointing motion* F*** EVERYONE!!!!"

The guy has his moments, but it's basically the same thing over and over. It was worth the money just for the opening act though :)


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