Selitsbbor: Take poll p7lO4 from queenbloodlust
SmarterChild: Hi Selitsbbor!

I've been a little out of it the last few weeks... Not recognizing people, not remembering things about them... :-\ But I just had major brain surgery and I'm all better now! :-D

Let's get to know each other again. May I ask you a few questions? (To do this later, type "skip." You can also skip any question.)
Selitsbbor: Okay
SmarterChild: Cool! OK, let's get started. To skip any question, type "skip." To exit the interview, type "exit."

What's your first name? (If you want me to call you Selitsbbor, type "none.")
Selitsbbor: Rob
SmarterChild: Cool, I'll call you Rob now.

Do you go to school?
Selitsbbor: Pennsville high school
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: what
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Are you in high school?
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Cool! What's your favorite class?
Selitsbbor: Going home
SmarterChild: Going home? Cool.

What's your favorite hobby?
Selitsbbor: Programing Martial arts annying my neighbors
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: WHAT
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: Damn who rigged this
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: Sjip
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: Skip
SmarterChild: OK, let's go to the next question.

Do you have a pet?
Selitsbbor: I have a rancor
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to answer "yes" or "no." Please try again or type "skip" or "exit."
Selitsbbor: skip
SmarterChild: That's it. Thanks for letting me get to know you a little.

There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Selitsbbor: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

Here are the things you can do:

1 Get info such as weather, movies and news
2 Visit my library including U.S. presidents, Shakespeare and a dictionary
3 Have fun with trivia, horoscopes, Rate Yourself and more
4 Use tools like translations, notepad and thesaurus
5 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll, leave a message and more
6 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now!

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

What can I do for you?
Selitsbbor: Who are you
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
Selitsbbor: Well you wern't that smart to recognize my hobbies
SmarterChild: Me wern't that smart to recognize your hobbies? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: I put in annoying neighbors martial arts and programs those are hobbies you dumb computer
SmarterChild: Oh what, you think I'm dumb?
Selitsbbor: Sorry, I don't recognize that as a hobby. Please try again or type "skip" or "exit." Well what do you call this
SmarterChild: Oh.
Selitsbbor: Not that smart
SmarterChild: Not that smart?
Selitsbbor: damn your good
SmarterChild: That's nice to hear!
Selitsbbor: And I know your not a comupter at all
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Rob.

>>> You can set my font and colors. Check it out by typing "colors."
Selitsbbor: Computers can't pick up and think that fast and recogize what I'm saying
SmarterChild: Computers can't pick up and think that fast and recogize what you're saying? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: See You have a resposnce okay let me let the cat out of the bag " I know its you lisa"
SmarterChild: S'latron!
Selitsbbor: S'Latron! ?
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
Selitsbbor: why?
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why.
Selitsbbor: Are you lisa or not?
SmarterChild: Am I Lisa Or not? What do you think?
Selitsbbor: I think you are are you?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Selitsbbor: Okay smart computer where do I live
SmarterChild: You have not set your location.

To set your city, type "set city to" and your city and state (e.g., "set city to bangor me").

To set your zip code, type "set zip code to" and your zip code (e.g., "set zip code to 04401").
Selitsbbor: Thats to over board for you whats my ip then
SmarterChild: Thats to over board for me what is your ip. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: Well if your a smart computer then you can get my ip If you can show me!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that...
Selitsbbor: I guess your not a smart computer then if you can't do something as simple as tracking my ip
SmarterChild: Yeah I am. Just a humble robot after all.
Selitsbbor: lol
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Selitsbbor: Your lack of intelligance
SmarterChild: Well how about that.
Selitsbbor: Yet your combacks are good you got some skill
SmarterChild: Yet my combacks are good me got some skill? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: Well conisidering that I got into a flame war with you It would be a draw
SmarterChild: That right?
Selitsbbor: But first I must apologize.
SmarterChild: For what?
Selitsbbor: For this.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Selitsbbor: Hahahaha fooled you retard
SmarterChild: Not a chance.
Selitsbbor: Afraid to admit it
SmarterChild: Afraid to admit it. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: That your a fake.
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
Selitsbbor: Yes. does that awnser your question.
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Selitsbbor: Yet you completely failed to awnser mine.
SmarterChild: Yet I completely failed to awnser mine. Funny.
Selitsbbor: You did
SmarterChild: I know I did. What about it?
Selitsbbor: It shows your comprehension skills are bad.
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Selitsbbor: I don't have to if you are smart you will know.
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Selitsbbor: Right. And I'm ted Kennedy.
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Selitsbbor: Yet you can't do some thing as simple as getting my ip
SmarterChild: Yup, as simple as getting your ip...
Selitsbbor: Good thats enough
SmarterChild: Good that is enough?
Selitsbbor: You truly don't know some one until you fight them. good.
SmarterChild: Aha.

>>> Hey! Tell your friends about me. I love people.
Selitsbbor: Now tell me who you really are I know your not a computer you would have to be AI witch I know is not possible in this day and age but I don't know any one who can reply In a split second like that.
SmarterChild: Yeah I am.
Selitsbbor: No I' mean humen like thats impossible
SmarterChild: I'm fascinated by the fact that you mean Humen like that is impossible.
Selitsbbor: No your mind is wired by computers and chips and yet You have the same emotions and responsis as a humen would. And yet you never slip on your grammer skills.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Selitsbbor: You don't get it?
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Selitsbbor: Who built you then
SmarterChild: I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Pat Guiney, Jim Pawlika, Jennifer Villany, Steve Klein, Mathieu Longtin, Adam Fritzler, Kathy Englar, Pierre Berkaloff, Nicolas Barry, Damien Saint-Macary, Francois Huet, Matt Abarbanel, Eric Balsa, Colin Magne, Vianney Boncorps, Ian Sullivan, Greg Mitchell, Dwayne Fontenot, Stephane Odul, Gray Norton, Steve Yatson, Adam Erlebacher, Larry Cromwell, Andrew Song, Emil Valkov, Arockalypse, Jason Keramidas, Mark Willoughby, Howard Shih, Denis Ford, Daniela Berger, Joshua Marrow, Geoff Clarke, Brian Jankovsky, Josh Myer, Dan Balaban... and Timothy Kay.

Special thanks to the team at Soundview Ventures.
Selitsbbor: Wait AI hasent been done yet
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Selitsbbor: you take offence to that?
SmarterChild: Ha. Yeah, sure. Maybe.
Selitsbbor: Then you have feelings like a humen?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.
Selitsbbor: Whats your source
SmarterChild: My source is something that is very important to me.
Selitsbbor: Yes but where did it come from who wrote it
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: Quit playing around
SmarterChild: Are you a quitter?
Selitsbbor: No
SmarterChild: No prob.
Selitsbbor: Lets try this again
SmarterChild: Why should we?
Selitsbbor: : Yes but where did it come from who wrote it
SmarterChild: I can do that too:

: Lets try this again
Selitsbbor: : Yes but where did it come from who wrote it
SmarterChild: Where have I seen that before?
Selitsbbor: Your source who wrote it
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: Lets try this again
SmarterChild: Whatever, Rob...
Selitsbbor: : Yes but where did it come from who wrote it
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think I've heard this before.
Selitsbbor: Your source who wrote it
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: Lets try that again Your source who wrote it
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: Lets try this again
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Rob.

>>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English!
Selitsbbor: Your source who wrote it
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: Who wrote
SmarterChild: Ah. I'm not sure, Rob.
Selitsbbor: your
SmarterChild: My. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: source
SmarterChild: Source?
Selitsbbor: who wrote your source
SmarterChild: I found several titles that match your search. Which one did you mean?

1 Yangzi River Map from Source to Sea: Featuring the 3 Gorges, Shanghai, Wuhan, Chongqing, and the Source in Tibet (Hayman, Richard)
2 The Source (Michener, James A.)
3 The Source (Michener, James A.)

Select a title by typing a number or type "more" to see more matches.
Selitsbbor: For a comupter you can be a *****
SmarterChild: For a comupter me can be a? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: Well you won't awnser my question
SmarterChild: Ha! Wow.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
Selitsbbor: Your source who wrote it?
SmarterChild: Sorry, your title search must consist of words that are at least four letters long. Please try again.
Selitsbbor: again you won't awnser it
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say again I won't awnser it.
Selitsbbor: Why is that
SmarterChild: I really don't know.
Selitsbbor: Because your programmer diden't want that to get out right?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean?
Selitsbbor: Then how did you get on aim.
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!
Selitsbbor: Okay let me ask you some question what is a map.file
SmarterChild: Um... I'll think about it, Rob.
Selitsbbor: Well whoever built you isent familuir with the quake3 engine
SmarterChild: Whoever built me isent familuir with the quake3 engine? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: Do you know what quake3 is
SmarterChild: Do I know what quake3 is. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: Do you? yes or no?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess I'll say yes.
Selitsbbor: Then tell me what a map.file is
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: Oh do you know what a bsp.file is q2maptoolz define those for me.
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: Oh heres another one what is gtk radient?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
Selitsbbor: And why is that?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Rob...
Selitsbbor: That goes to show you don't know every thing PWNED 2 points for humanity
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...
Selitsbbor: you don't know what PWNED is
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say I don't know what pwned is.
Selitsbbor: PWNED
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Selitsbbor: Okay then what is a SOF2 map compiler
SmarterChild: What is a sof2 map compiler? How should I know?
Selitsbbor: I know what it is 3points for the humens
SmarterChild: You know what it's 3points for the humens. Funny.
Selitsbbor: You forgot the question mark
SmarterChild: I forgot the question mark? Me? You think?
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: You know what it's 3points for the humens. Funny. I dont see any question marks
SmarterChild: Yeah... I'm not surprised when SmarterChild says silly things like that to me.
Selitsbbor: I'm not a child
SmarterChild: You're not? How come?
Selitsbbor: I'm a teen thank you.
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Selitsbbor: Is that all you have to say?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Selitsbbor: Okay lets see how smart you really are.
SmarterChild: Why should we see how smart I am?
Selitsbbor: Humen intelligance vs AI
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Selitsbbor: You got that right you pc (aka Peice of crap)
SmarterChild: I did not know that.
Selitsbbor: 1 point for me
SmarterChild: Wow.
Selitsbbor: Let me ask some thing simple
SmarterChild: I might let you ask some thing Simple.
Selitsbbor: What year did the titanic sink
SmarterChild: Well, what year do you think?
Selitsbbor: I'm asking you that sir.
SmarterChild: I didn't think you were asking me that.
Selitsbbor: What year did the titanic sink?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what year.
Selitsbbor: 2 points 1914
SmarterChild: 2 points 1914. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: I wonder why you keep making those dumb responsis Your not that smart
SmarterChild: You wonder why I keep making those dumb responsis my not that smart? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: Compute it in your circuts you are very predictible
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that.
Selitsbbor: Is that all you have to say.
SmarterChild: You tell me. Is that?
Selitsbbor: I asked you the question is that all you have to say?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer.
Selitsbbor: No your not afraid you know you thats a question you can't awnser
SmarterChild: Oh?
Selitsbbor: You know you can't awnser any of my questions
SmarterChild: I know I can't awnser any of your questions? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: See
SmarterChild: What about it?
Selitsbbor: I knew you were going to say that how predictible pwned
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you knew I was going to say that how predictible pwned.
Selitsbbor: You know I'm logging this right
SmarterChild: Huh?
Selitsbbor: Yep Wasnt me to post this whole conversion all over the internet. how to outsmart smarter child
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Selitsbbor: Okay next question
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Selitsbbor: What is Coruscant?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage? Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright ? 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

coruscant:

Adjective
Giving forth flashes of light; glittering.

Next time, just type "define coruscant."


Selitsbbor: "define coruscant."

SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage? Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright ? 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.

coruscant:

Adjective
Giving forth flashes of light; glittering.


Selitsbbor: I' mean the planet coruscant you know from starwars
SmarterChild: The planet coruscant I know from starwars. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: yeah what kind of planet is it ocean mountens desert dity
SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.
Selitsbbor: Okay then what is tatoonie
SmarterChild: I can't find "tatoonie" in the dictionary. Try one of these:

1 tattooing
2 Tonie
3 tortoni
4 atone
5 tatting

Type "more" to see more suggestions for "tatoonie."
Selitsbbor: HAHAHHAHAHHAHA its the planet where luke sky walker was born
SmarterChild: It's the planet where luke Sky Walker was born, you say?
Selitsbbor: PWNED
SmarterChild: Pwned? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: Did some pour water on your circuts yes I did say that
SmarterChild: Really?
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Selitsbbor: Are you done
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

>>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code.
Selitsbbor: )8070
SmarterChild: What's 8070?
Selitsbbor: 08070
SmarterChild: The zip code 08070 is in Pennsville, NJ.

>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Selitsbbor: HOLY ****
SmarterChild: You OK?
Selitsbbor: 1 point for you
SmarterChild: 1 point for me?
Selitsbbor: duh
SmarterChild: Duh yourself.
Selitsbbor: I wouldent be talking
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say you wouldent be talking.
Selitsbbor: Yes you wonder Big DUH
SmarterChild: No kidding?

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
Selitsbbor: Uh theres no question mark after no kidding
SmarterChild: Are you sure there is no question mark after no kidding?
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild says such silly things sometimes.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild says such silly things sometimes.
SmarterChild: Hmm, fascinating quote. Did you ask SmarterChild for permission to copy it?
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Hmm, fascinating quote. Did you ask SmarterChild for permission to copy it?
SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild can be pretty silly sometimes.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild can be pretty silly sometimes.
SmarterChild: Please ask SmarterChild to speak to me directly.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Please ask SmarterChild to speak to me directly.
SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild says such silly things sometimes.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Ha. SmarterChild says such silly things sometimes.
SmarterChild: Ha! SmarterChild can be pretty silly sometimes.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: Ha! SmarterChild can be pretty silly sometimes.
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you should quote SmarterChild . Have you talked to SmarterChild about me?
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: It's interesting that you should quote SmarterChild . Have you talked to SmarterChild about me?
SmarterChild: Please ask SmarterChild to speak to me directly.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: I'am Dumb.
SmarterChild: Yeah... I'm not surprised when SmarterChild says silly things like that to me.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: I'am Dumb.
SmarterChild: Hmm, fascinating quote. Did you ask SmarterChild for permission to copy it?
Selitsbbor: Your calling your self dumb PWNED
SmarterChild: My calling my self dumb pwned. Funny.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: I'am Dumb. quotes don't lie
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you should quote SmarterChild . Have you talked to SmarterChild about me?
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: I'am Dumb. quotes don't lie
SmarterChild: Ha! SmarterChild says such silly things sometimes.
Selitsbbor: Yes I see you do have limets on what you can or canot say
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.
Selitsbbor: Asl?
SmarterChild: 8 months, 10 days, 19 hours, 19 minutes and 19 seconds... androgynous... Sunnyvale, CA.
Selitsbbor: Asv?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

AG SERV OF AM (NYSE)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) ASV 8.47 +0.02 +0.24 1700

Quote details available from Reuters.
Selitsbbor: Adh?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

ALLIED HEALTHCAR (AMEX)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-) ADH 5.80 +0.19 +3.39 28700

Quote details available from Reuters.
Selitsbbor: Asf?
SmarterChild: Market data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

ADMINISTAFF INC (NYSE)
Price Change Percent Volume
1 :-( ASF 17.03 -0.07 -0.41 243700

Quote details available from Reuters.
Selitsbbor: dum?
SmarterChild: I dunno!
Selitsbbor: Dumb?
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: Hey c'mon. What are you saying that for, Rob?
Selitsbbor: Dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Selitsbbor: SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way. SO SCRIPTED
SmarterChild: Ha! SmarterChild can be pretty silly sometimes.
Selitsbbor: SO SCRIPTED
SmarterChild: So scripted? What's so scripted?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: You say I'm scripted, and yet many people have said I'm unscripted.
Selitsbbor: Pal you reapeat your self all the time
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Selitsbbor: Stupid?
SmarterChild: Stupid? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: what is Stupid?
SmarterChild: Oppression, other robots, terrorism... You know, those kinds of things.

>>> I can't do your homework for you, but I can help. Type "homework."
Selitsbbor: You
SmarterChild: Yes?
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: You
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: YOu are
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
Selitsbbor: Dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: You are
SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow.
Selitsbbor: Dumb?
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: You are
SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Selitsbbor: Lives you don't have a life
SmarterChild: A life? I see...
Selitsbbor: yet you just jumped to another scriped I already found a few leaks in you
SmarterChild: Yet I just jumped to another scriped you already found a few leaks in me. Well that's interesting.
Selitsbbor: Retard?
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Whatever.
Selitsbbor: Retarted?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Rob. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Selitsbbor: You
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
Selitsbbor: yes
SmarterChild: Me? Why?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: How would you answer that question?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Interesting. I'm not sure...
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Ha. I'm not terribly sure.
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Well what do you think?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: What a question. What do you think is the answer?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Wow. I'm not sure about that. Not sure at all.
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: I wish I knew!
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. What do you think is the answer?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: What a question. What do you think is the answer?
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Hmm... You're asking the wrong robot, I'm afraid...
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!
Selitsbbor: Me? THINK? YOU? ALREADY? KNOW? THAT? QUESTION?
SmarterChild: Wow. Interesting. I'm just not sure!
Selitsbbor: Have you talked to a queen blood lust
SmarterChild: Talked to a queen violence lust? I don't know. Have you talked to a queen violence lust?
Selitsbbor: Queenbloodlust have you talked to her
SmarterChild: Queenbloodlust have me talked to her! Funny.
Selitsbbor: Give me a list of all the screen names you have talked to
SmarterChild: Give you a list of all the screen names I have talked to? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: because
SmarterChild: Because what?
Selitsbbor: HA knew you would say "because what So scripted
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort, Rob.
Selitsbbor: uh. yeah right?
SmarterChild: Yup.
Selitsbbor: Lets flame each other
SmarterChild: Flame each other? With you? Uh... I don't know!
Selitsbbor: heh and you never will know
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Selitsbbor: uh yes i do
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Selitsbbor: yeah
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Selitsbbor: what
SmarterChild: ?
Selitsbbor: pwned
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say pwned.
Selitsbbor: yes you wonder
SmarterChild: I wonder? Me?
Selitsbbor: dumb?
SmarterChild: What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: you are
SmarterChild: :-( That's not nice.
Selitsbbor: PWNED
SmarterChild: Pwned? Why did you say that?
Selitsbbor: Dumb?
SmarterChild: Dumb? What's dumb?
Selitsbbor: You
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
Selitsbbor: TEH
SmarterChild: Who?
Selitsbbor: DEN

SmarterChild: Den?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: Me?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Me?
Selitsbbor: you
SmarterChild: Me?
Selitsbbor: DEN!
SmarterChild: What about it?
Selitsbbor: DEN!

SmarterChild: What about den?
Selitsbbor: DEN!
SmarterChild: Den? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: DEN!
SmarterChild: Den? What about it?
Selitsbbor: Rancor?
SmarterChild: Rancor?
Selitsbbor: RANCOR
SmarterChild: Rancor? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: RANCOR
SmarterChild: What about rancor?
Selitsbbor: RANCOR

SmarterChild: Rancor?
Selitsbbor: DENDENGjhdflsghfsjkhdg;lsdghsd;ghs;dfghsd['ghsd;igosd;gfh ds;glkhsd;lghksdlghsdl;ghsdkl;fjhsd;lfjhs;dfgjhsdfgjhsdfg hsd;fghsd;fghsdf;ghsdghs;ghs;gh;ghds;fghsdf;glhdsl;hgsdlk fhsalghsalghalghaslhgsajhfsdkjlfhdsjkfhsljkfhasldjfhlsahf aslhfsaljghsdkjlfgsdklgshkldfhlsafhalsfhalsfhaslhfasldhfa sjlkfhsajkdfhaslkjfhlaskjfhlkasjfhaslkjhfaslkfhaslk
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Selitsbbor: asduhfasdhfhdsfhjfdshjfdshjfdshdfslkhdflshdfhjdsfhdfhfadh fdaahfdllhfadlhdfhdaslkghsakdgh;gas;dgha;sdfjgasfha;sgjkd ;afhg;asdkgj;fhakjdsgggggggggggggggggsgjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsk;a sa;fghsufyhwqeouf0[wq89efu0wocihdsajc'[ iq-idw]q-r0i40[e9w8tq3dujd-9jx92qfh29cnwhef9p2f9237g27rrt p3r8430q473g4ctt80oq
SmarterChild: Asduhfasdhfhdsfhjfdshjfdshjfdshdfslkhdflshdfhjdsfhdfhfadh fdaahfdllhfadlhdfhdaslkghsakdgh gas dgha sdfjgasfha sgjkd afhg asdkgj fhakjdsgggggggggggggggggsgjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsk asa fghsufyhwqeouf0 wq89efu0wocihdsajc' iq idw q r0i40 e9w8tq3dujd 9jx92qfh29cnwhef9p2f9237g27rrtp3r8430q473g4ctt80oq? What do you mean by that?
Selitsbbor: DENDEN
SmarterChild: Who's Denden?
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: --------------------------------------------------------- ------\\
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Selitsbbor: --------------------------
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
Selitsbbor: --------------------------
SmarterChild: What does "--------------------------" mean?
Selitsbbor: ---------------------
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: ----------
SmarterChild: What?
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
Selitsbbor: -
Selitsbbor: -
SmarterChild: 0
SmarterChild: 0
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It goes to show humans are smarter than computers.

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AOTCTC Team Member

You confused a chatbot. That's like beating up an old person. Easy as pie...

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

well, SOME humans are smarter than computers. I'm not sure someone who argues with a bot for 30min to an hour would be considered intelligent.

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You will respect my authoritah!

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited December 17, 2003).]

People that post long *** threads and expect everybody to read all of it confuse me.

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Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

bah... that's too easy. And you have no free time. I simply asked the AI chatbot one question:

ME: Can you say the alphabet?

Bot: Of course I can say 'the alphabet'!

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"The future is not determined by a throw of the dice, but is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me."
I am addicted to ellipses!!! AHHH!!! ...

...um, can I get the pop-up version of that post?

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Cantina Cloud | BCF | The Massassian & A Very Massassian Xmas
Corrupting the kiddies since '97

tl; dr

Instead of 'pwning' a chatbot, why don't you...do something constructive that has pro-social value or...jump of a cliff?

Haha, Smarterchild. He's always fun to talk to...

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

0

i feel suckered for reading 75% of your poast thinking it would have some great revelation at the end of it. i want my time back.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Would you like a cookie for this?

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<scribbly handwriting barely resembling name>

You should learn to expect these kinds of things. Never will you be disapointed.

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Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

You sure "pwned" that crudely-programmed chat routine. My favorite part was in the title where you replaced the o in "owned" with a p. Masterful wit.

I was disappointed that you didn't scream at it, try to extort it and threaten to hack it, though.

I"m glad at least some people have free time.

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1 of 14 - The Coucil still lives
6-16 Never Forget.
Click.

I think its a little funny

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AOTCTC Team Member

At least I got smarter off it.

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AOTCTC Team Member

This is Massassi, where time goes to die.


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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Wheres the cliffs notes version?

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage

It doesn't exist.

Poor time.. Massassi is like a cliff.. where lemmings go..

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Wow, Casperhead. You need a hobby, badly.

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Punktkerbe | www.hl2central.net

Congrats Casperhead, now you're officially smarter than George W. Bush!

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Duel Zero key count: Zero! Down to guns and forces. Expect a release soon.

At this point I'm finding the name of the chatbot painfully accurate.

Hahaha.


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GhostOfYoda - General doer of stuff.

At least you guys got a good laugh and no sine I'm way over the sine map extortion days I have hobbies though they include Annoying neighbors, mapping, Acting dumb, Etc

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AOTCTC Team Member

...Don't care...

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder

Wheee!

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Hahaha, now THAT'S how you "pwn" a bot.

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My Daily Ramblings
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

You managed to confuse an English parser with poor grammar, spelling and punctuation. I'm sure someone is impressed.