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2005-06-30, 2:10 PM #41

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

Did you guys know that it's a sin to take a bath?

Really. "Thou shalt not lye."

Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-06-30, 2:11 PM #42

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by BV
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.

Hehehe

2005-06-30, 2:14 PM #43

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-06-30, 2:45 PM #44

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

Quote:

Originally posted by DogSRoOL
So... Ghandi was a great guy. He fasted a lot, which caused him to have bad breath. He also tended to walk barefoot quite a lot. A number of people regarded him as a great spiritual leader. Eventually, he got old and brittle.

I guess that means that he was a super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.


er her her.

...hexed with halitosis. Otherwise it doesn't work.

2005-06-30, 3:40 PM #45

Monkey_Man

Haha! Look what that one is doing! Gross! How come I'm not allowed to do that in public?

Posts: 442

What did the horse say to the otter?

"Horses can't talk."

You will die alone.
Snail Racing: 500 Posts Per Line
@%
guys I think my snail is stuck

2005-06-30, 3:42 PM #46

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

WHat did the bird say to the billionaire???


"IM A BIRD lol------------
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