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Senior pranks?
2004-05-12, 4:51 PM #1
The end of the year is coming up fast, and though some friends and I have spend a good deal of time trying to come up with a truly great senior prank, we've drawn a big blank so far. I was wondering what, if any, senior pranks you guys have pulled in the past or are planning to pull in the future. Maybe I can take some inspiration from some of you.

My assets, by the way, are a couple of master keys, the code to the school alarm system, and a senior class of thirty-seven to choose the participants from.

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2004-05-12, 4:52 PM #2
*** loads of toilet paper and a packed school parking lot come to mind.

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2004-05-12, 4:56 PM #3
Pancake batter. Like in the Carey movie, only batter instead of blood. I haven't actually done that, but it would be cool.

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2004-05-12, 5:06 PM #4
Get five goats/sheep, and label them 1, 3, 4, 5, & 7. Let them loose in the school and see how long it takes for the administration to figure out there isn't a 2 or 6.
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2004-05-12, 5:09 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
My assets, by the way, are a couple of master keys, the code to the school alarm system, and a senior class of thirty-seven to choose the participants from.</font>


It's surprising that you lack the imagination to make use of this...

Anyways, you can blow everyone's minds by burning the school down. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
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2004-05-12, 5:11 PM #6
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Master Tonberry:
It's surprising that you lack the imagination to make use of this...</font>


Frustrating is more the word I would choose. It seems like everything's been done.

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2004-05-12, 5:13 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JASRCC_Uber0010:
Get five goats/sheep, and label them 1, 3, 4, 5, & 7. Let them loose in the school and see how long it takes for the administration to figure out there isn't a 2 or 6.</font>


Thats all kinds of wrong. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-05-12, 5:15 PM #8
Some people at my old high school flooded the gym during my senior year -- the whole floor had to be replaced. They were never caught.



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2004-05-12, 5:20 PM #9
page, was it funny? Pranks are supposed to be funny....

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2004-05-12, 5:22 PM #10
They actually did something like the goat thing at my school when I was a freshman, except with chickens. They had three of them, and they labeled them 1,2, and 4. It was funny as hell.

Another thing someone did it my school was to streak. He wore a French Legionnaire hat for some reason. He got identified because some girl recognized his endowment... well, thats enough about that.

Anyways, I've always thought it would be cool to dismantle a car, bring it into the school piece by piece, reassemble it inside, then slash the tires. It'll take them forever to get it out, and it'd be wicked funny. It would require the assistance of some profficient members of your school's automotive class, however.
2004-05-12, 5:25 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
page, was it funny? Pranks are supposed to be funny....

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no, but it was totally over the top and set a new standard.


People at my old HS seem to have an affinity for flooding things. Another famous prank from years before I attended was when someone turned on a convenient nearby fire hydrant and flooded a low area of the quad. They then released a bunch of those feeder goldfish into the puddle, which was about a foot deep.

Funny, but I would hate to be those fish when the water recedes...


The prank was repeated several times over the years before the faculty had the fire hydrant turned so it pointed the opposite direction from the low spot.




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2004-05-12, 6:36 PM #12
Lock someone into the sound booth during an assembly, and start playing the ALL YOUR BASE video on the main screen. Oh, and somehow escape. Just a thought, and terribly close to a prank I did last year. *grin*

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2004-05-12, 6:37 PM #13
We did ours the week before we got out and converted all of the teachers and administrators into students and gave all students teacher privlages on the network. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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2004-05-12, 6:41 PM #14
Last Year, somebody bought a llama, painted 'Class of '03' on it in pink spray paint and released it into the gym.

That was pretty dang cool.

Of course, they almost didn't walk at graduation, but when they did they got a standing ovation.

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2004-05-12, 6:42 PM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
Lock someone into the sound booth during an assembly, and start playing the ALL YOUR BASE video on the main screen. Oh, and somehow escape. Just a thought, and terribly close to a prank I did last year. *grin*

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That'd be good one.... Do you have any kind of statue that you could 'borrow' or lettering? I knew a few guys that stole some of the letters from my high school that were in my grade at the time... Although we weren't seniors i guess they just wanted a head start... Also we had some good ideas about filling up the entire parking lot. So that when everyone arrived there wouldn't be anyplace to park.

I guess there is a real flaw with the whole prank idea. If you do somehting that has to be dealt with by a janitor or something then its kind of mean to him... However if you do something thats not mean to anyone then its kinda pointless because it isn't as funny... Ah the conundrum.

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2004-05-12, 6:58 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
Some people at my old high school flooded the gym during my senior year -- the whole floor had to be replaced. They were never caught.

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At my dad's high school, they put a car in the middle of a courtyard. Took the administration a few days to figure out 1.) How it got there and 2.) How to get it out.

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2004-05-12, 8:14 PM #17
Another one that I've seen done is the entire senior class rides the bus on their last day. It causes pandamonium because you can't fit everybody onto the busses, and then the school is responsible for getting you home too... THe senior lot is completely empty and the school is pissed.

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2004-05-12, 8:19 PM #18
1. Saran Wrap under the lid of all the toilet seats in the school.

2. If you wanna be really evil, buy a whole bunch of mice/crickets and let em free in the school

3. Super glue all the door locks in school

4. Get a friend to borrow a dump truck by saying you need to fill a hole over the weekend then dump the payload of dirt/leaves all over someone's car that you don't like. (Happened to someone last year at my school)

5. Hide a piece of rotten meat in your principals office. It'll take forever for em to find it

6. Get a buncha cheap birds and let them free in your principals office wit a buncha bird feed. Have a cd player loop a buncha loud noises or somethin so they don't sleep. They'll be flying around all night leaving bird **** and feathers all over the place. Plus, they'll be hard as **** to catch

7. Put a buncha crushed viagra in a faculty member's coffee machine

8. Try to throw tires over the flag pole or football goal post, they'd be a ***** to get off

9. Dig holes in the football field and plant trees/bushes

10. Put laxatives in the school lunch supply

Meh, all I could think of for now... Most of these will really screw you over if you get caught, but considering you have the master keys and what not, I don't think you would as long as you be careful... Don't do it the very last day or anything either, cuz sometimes schools will beefen up security around those dates

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2004-05-12, 8:28 PM #19
1. Saran Wrap under the lid of all the toilet seats in the school.


>done to death. Be original


2. If you wanna be really evil, buy a whole bunch of mice/crickets and let em free in the school


>seal of approval


3. Super glue all the door locks in school


>Not recommended, could be too expensive to fix.

4. Get a friend to borrow a dump truck by saying you need to fill a whole over the weekend then dump the payload of dirt/leaves all over someone's car that you don't like. (Happened to someone last year at my school)


>messing w/ someones car is not cool, even if you hate them.

5. Hide a piece of rotten meat in your principals office. It'll take forever for em to find it


>nice. Put rancid milk near the air conditioner or heater intake... after a week, it'll smell like someone s*** everywhere in the building. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]


6. Get a buncha cheap birds and let them free in your principals office wit a buncha bird feed. Have a cd player loop a buncha loud noises or somethin so they don't sleep. They'll be flying around all night leaving bird **** and feathers all over the place. Plus, they'll be hard as **** to catch


>nice...


7. Put a buncha crushed viagra in a faculty member's coffee machine


>That could be dangerous, b/c perma-boners can really mess a guy up permanently. Not cool.

8. Try to throw tires over the flag pole or football goal post, they'd be a ***** to get off

>good luck getting it over a flagpole, but a goal post is do-able


9. Dig holes in the football field and plant trees/bushes

>Good idea


10. Put laxatives in the school lunch supply


>just remember not to eat it, and if you do this prank, don't tell anyone or everyone will want to f***ing kill you before the day is over.


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2004-05-13, 1:29 AM #20
And if you wanna be REAL evil, superglue the bathroom closed while doing 10

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2004-05-13, 1:31 AM #21
1000+ plastic forks in my AP Government teacher's front yard. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
2004-05-13, 1:36 AM #22
Hide dead fish everywhere.

Fill things with cement.

Murder.

JUst a few thoughts.

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2004-05-13, 1:48 AM #23
The fish and cement pranks you mentioned got a bunch of people in a hell of a lot of trouble last year.

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2004-05-13, 3:56 AM #24
but that murder one! Thats original!

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2004-05-13, 3:57 AM #25
Fill the swimming pool with Silica Gel.

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2004-05-13, 4:45 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
Fill the swimming pool with Silica Gel.

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where are you going to get enough silica gel for that? The average pool probably holds several hundred gallons.



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2004-05-13, 4:57 AM #27
true true... replace silica gel with something more commonplace... like sand, and beavers.

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2004-05-13, 5:11 AM #28
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yecti:
Another one that I've seen done is the entire senior class rides the bus on their last day. It causes pandamonium because you can't fit everybody onto the busses, and then the school is responsible for getting you home too... THe senior lot is completely empty and the school is pissed.

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I think thats the best idea I've ever heard of for a senior prank. Technically, the students cant get in trouble, but it causes quite a bit of commotion.

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2004-05-13, 5:21 AM #29
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
...The average pool probably holds several hundred thousand gallons.</font>


Fixed.

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2004-05-13, 5:38 AM #30
Also, theres eggs.

They're flexible, anybody can have hours of fun with eggs, doing anything you can imagine (as long as its egg-related of course :P).

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2004-05-13, 5:46 AM #31
Heres a thought; go to any farm, bacg up loads of hourse crap, and dump it all out on the gym floor...

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2004-05-13, 6:36 AM #32
The bus thing would be better if there were more than 37 of them... dang that's small, this year i'm graduating with 530 other people. (if you think your cermony is long and boring...)

traditional pranks at my school:

Thousand's of grass hoppers relieced.

Porta Podies randomly appearing at different placed atop of the school/breesway

Ok, but my class tryed to be special, and this never happoned, but we were gonna steel a cow. Then take the cow to our upper commons by walking it up the stairs. Then when the administration forund it thay would have to figure it out a way down, you see, cows will walk up stairs, but now down. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

It was that, or bouncy balls.



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2004-05-13, 6:43 AM #33
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2004-05-13, 7:31 AM #34
For one of my classes pranks, we all parked our cars in a mall nearby, and rode our bike the rest of the way to school. Then, we filled the upperclassman lot with bikes, and put guards out on their free periods, keeping juniors from moving the bikes. They were pissed.

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2004-05-13, 8:18 AM #35
What I wanted to do, but never did, was to get into the school's intercom system and play Pink Floyd's "We Don't Need No Education" over the PA in the middle of class. By the way, is that even the name of the song?

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2004-05-13, 8:26 AM #36
It's called The Wall (part I?)

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2004-05-13, 8:30 AM #37
When I graduated, the senior class did the numbered animal trick (we used pigs - classic). We also let out a bunch of feeder mice (they only cost 15 cents, we had several hundred). My friends and I did one on our own, though, without the class. It involved "Bandini" and some trash cans. If you don't know what Bandini is, google it. Cut out the bottom of a large trash can, then put in a piece of heavy black plastic on the bottom. It has to go high enough up the sides to hold fluid (the pressure of the water will hold it in place inside the can, it requires a little bit of experimentation). Then, insert one bag of Bandini, and fill the rest with water. When the janitors come to pick up the cans, the Bandini-water will flow out all over the halls due to the large hole in the bottom.

After we graduated, the school filed a court order to prevent us from stepping onto the school campus again. It didn't get sanctioned, though.
2004-05-13, 8:43 AM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Septic Yogurt:
true true... replace silica gel with something more commonplace... like sand, and beavers.

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A BEAVER!! That's the most hilarious thing I've heard in days!! I'll find three beavers, label them one, two and four and let them loose in the school's administration.

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2004-05-13, 8:46 AM #39
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JASRCC_Uber0010:
Get five goats/sheep, and label them 1, 3, 4, 5, & 7. Let them loose in the school and see how long it takes for the administration to figure out there isn't a 2 or 6.</font>


Darn, i was going to say that! except with greased pigs. much harder to catch.

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2004-05-13, 8:55 AM #40
Last years class used mice.

I have an idea, though I'm not sure whether or not to do it. I could just mention it to a few people and be satisfied that I came up with the idea, even when they claim they did.

You take a large thermos filled with boiling water and Jello mix (preferably lemon...heheh); you then pour that into a toilet bowl (school toilets don't have a lot of water volume to fill; urinals might work too). In an hour or so it should be solidified even without direct refrigeration. If you want to go the extra mile, you can leave a little #2 in there too.

Repeat as necessary.

The best part is that it isn't destructive, that vandalous, and must be scooped out. I mean missing mice could mate defecate and so on. This is fairly harmless, and when the kid gets caught -you just know he will- he'll have to clean it, not the janitor.

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