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Oh, Google
2005-07-01, 12:00 PM #1
[http://members.cox.net/gkvw/bushsith.gif]

Post your favorite Google Ads.
2005-07-01, 12:02 PM #2
Meet Atheist Women & Men
A site devoted exclusively to Atheist/Agnostic Singles

Atheists Dating Online
Seeking brains as well as beauty? Hot single atheists on the web!
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2005-07-01, 12:07 PM #3
I like how the title and description of this ad don't even go together. Still, it's funny when you first start reading it.
Attachment: 5776/ad.jpg (26,221 bytes)
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2005-07-01, 12:11 PM #4
This one just sounds like a porn invite.
Attachment: 5777/ad.jpg (19,392 bytes)
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2005-07-01, 1:07 PM #5
"New Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Trailer. Watch now!"

OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT
2005-07-01, 1:21 PM #6
We sure get a lot of personal sites advertised on these... maybe their trying to tell us something. ;)
2005-07-01, 1:41 PM #7
Darth Bush?
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Matt
2005-07-01, 2:00 PM #8
this google stuff is now goofy stuff... or maybe its brian, trying to manipulate google now...... who knows?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-01, 3:27 PM #9
Great. Now the google ads on the bottom of this page are for HOT SINGLE WOMEN. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-07-01, 4:08 PM #10
[http://members.cox.net/gkvw/googlead.gif]

So relevant.
2005-07-01, 6:40 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
Great. Now the google ads on the bottom of this page are for HOT SINGLE WOMEN. :p


hot single LATIN women!
2005-07-01, 6:44 PM #12
Now it has Bulletin board ads from Vinny's post.

<3 Google ads
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-07-01, 8:03 PM #13
hmm, here's an idea:

"Where can I get monoply?"

EDIT: Testing googles functions...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-01, 8:10 PM #14
monopoly money parker brothers board game go directly to jail
2005-07-01, 8:10 PM #15
Apparently it works when it wants too... or post an image...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-01, 8:53 PM #16
Monopoly is a pretty fun board game.
2005-07-01, 8:53 PM #17
Whoa, well, I finally provoked a monopoly ad but also got ads about Latin women. Monopoly + Latinos = Woot!
2005-07-01, 8:56 PM #18
Strip Monopoly. :P
2005-07-01, 9:06 PM #19
Need more Monopoly!
2005-07-01, 9:19 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
Great. Now the google ads on the bottom of this page are for HOT SINGLE WOMEN. :p
Actually, I got the ads from this page, as well as the following. Although I'm not sure why this one showed up.
Attachment: 5789/ad.jpg (28,025 bytes)
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2005-07-01, 9:20 PM #21
It also occurs to me that Google may be interpreting "Bush" in an inapropriate way, which would explain all the "hot single women" ads. Either that, or Google knows something about Bush that we don't.
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2005-07-01, 9:33 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
I'm not sure why this one showed up.

Sure you aren't.
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2005-07-01, 9:36 PM #23
homer simpson hawaian pizza boards.

(seeing if google has an ad for my lunch)
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2005-07-01, 9:42 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Sure you aren't.
It showed up on this page. Must be the excess of sexiness from my posts.
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2005-07-02, 3:21 AM #25
Now, how did this happen?
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2005-07-02, 5:24 AM #26
Telephone marketing call phone dial mobile cheap plan credit card credit money save cheap meds

Right that should throw it out a bit :D
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2005-07-02, 5:49 AM #27
Date sexy latin singles eh?
nope.
2005-07-02, 11:14 AM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedi Legend
Monopoly is a pretty fun board game.


Collector's Edition Star Wars Monopoly, right here! I always buy the Massassi Temple places and Dagobah.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 11:35 AM #29
i sure do love MUFFINS. MUFFINS are great. do you know the MUFFIN man? I like strawberry MUFFINS, maple MUFFINS, apple cinammon MUFFINS chocolate MUFFINS, heck, i like all MUFFINS! MUFFINS are good. if you have a MUFFIN, you had better put it on a leash, because i will eat that MUFFIN! i want all the MUFFINS in the world! because MUFFINS are so fabulous!



[http://hin.nhlbi.nih.gov/portion/images/muffin.jpg]

*watches google ads*
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-07-02, 11:39 AM #30
I seriously doubt that Google has any muffin ads to throw at us.
2005-07-02, 11:42 AM #31
"Honest politcians."

Give it your best shot, Google.
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2005-07-02, 11:46 AM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Da_Roosta
"Honest politcians."

Give it your best shot, Google.


stop it! you'll crash the mainframe!
"I'm interested in the fact that the less secure a person is, the more likely it is for that person to have extreme prejudices." -Clint Eastwood
2005-07-02, 12:12 PM #33
bomb allah president bush muslim hindu george washington apple tree cracker barrel homosexual tony blair hitler spain mexico guam russia seward's folly alaska oil bears klondike bar silver dwarves hindus vikings pickaxe snow white black hair fro undercover brother eddie griffin family guy wheelchair theresa mizzou drinking mike room hallway TV movie dawn of the dead mouse fick beer computer apartment mold squirrel mouse cockroach lesbian

That's my stream of thoughts for the past 30 seconds. Let the fun begin.
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2005-07-02, 12:15 PM #34
They're ALL about 'meet single women' now..

Perhaps Google knows you're all losers.
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2005-07-02, 12:43 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
bomb allah president bush muslim hindu george washington apple tree cracker barrel homosexual tony blair hitler spain mexico guam russia seward's folly alaska oil bears klondike bar silver dwarves hindus vikings pickaxe snow white black hair fro undercover brother eddie griffin family guy wheelchair theresa mizzou drinking mike room hallway TV movie dawn of the dead mouse fick beer computer apartment mold squirrel mouse cockroach lesbian

That's my stream of thoughts for the past 30 seconds. Let the fun begin.


x2
2005-07-02, 3:04 PM #36
we aussies even have a singles hotline for rural australia.
:D
:(
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2005-07-02, 3:07 PM #37
pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie bacon and pie

i demand pie
2005-07-02, 4:08 PM #38
Haha, it's back to hot singles again. It decided we were a bunch of losers after all. :p
2005-07-02, 4:16 PM #39
Maybe a higher order is trying to tell us something.
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2005-07-02, 5:54 PM #40
I refreshed the page over 5 times now, and the ads haven't changed. :(

[Until I posted this.]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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