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Let us discuss Dilbert.
2005-07-01, 12:49 PM #1
[http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2005020928701.gif]
Any other Dilbert fans on Massassi?
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2005-07-01, 12:53 PM #2
Yes.
2005-07-01, 12:58 PM #3
I like the one that says:
Quote:
Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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2005-07-01, 1:56 PM #4
[http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2005061174392.jpg]
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The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2005-07-01, 2:06 PM #5
Anyone here read God's Debris? I read Religion Wars and now I just have to read God's Debris. Scott Adams is a renaissance man. Admitedly, a very scary renaissance. Like, the Second Renaissance.

-My favorite would have to be the pointy-haired boss on a crashing plane with his laptop on asking "How do I land this thing in Excel?"
2005-07-01, 2:08 PM #6
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2005-07-01, 2:41 PM #7
Ive got every Dilbert strip since mid-2001 sitting on my server. :D
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2005-07-01, 3:29 PM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
Ive got every Dilbert strip since mid-2001 sitting on my server. :D


share the wealth!
gbk is 50 probably

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2005-07-01, 3:37 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by NoESC
Share the lest ye be eaten by hordes of Dilbert fans!
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2005-07-01, 3:39 PM #10
I love Dilbert. Its amazing how it can explain some of my work life!

[http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/DMC87/dilbert2004101104600.jpg]
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2005-07-01, 5:07 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by NoESC
share the wealth!

PM me for access.

[include your IP address]
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2005-07-01, 7:27 PM #12
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2005-07-02, 11:48 AM #13
1. Dilbert: *whistles*

Wally: So... you're using binders to illegally increase the size of your cubicle and your value?

Boss: *to Dilbert* Here's a raise. I don't know why.

Wally: Grr...


2. *At the executives meeting*

Boss: Last week, our consultants warned us about a serious threat. They said our competitors would "eat our lunch".

Exec #1: I always thought that was just a figure of speech...

Exec #2: Fool! Give me your department!

Exec #1: Ahhh! Let go of my hair! *slaps #2*

Exec #2: Ouch!

Boss: . o O (This is going better than usual.)
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 12:01 PM #14
I am a huge dilbert fan, I have all the books. Teeheehee...

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2005-07-02, 12:04 PM #15
[http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/Matterialize/dilbert-20050627.gif]
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 12:54 PM #16
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/ :D

2005-07-02, 12:57 PM #17
What the heck do Indians have to do with this thread! :mad:
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2005-07-02, 12:58 PM #18
Wahh? That looks like a Google ad! I think you potsed in the wrong thread...
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 1:01 PM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Matterialize
Wahh? That looks like a Google ad! I think you potsed in the wrong thread...

Did you even read the post?
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2005-07-02, 1:03 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Did you even read the post?


Uh... yeeaah.... I don't get it. What did I so foolishly miss?
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 1:54 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/archive/ :D

Their "archive" only goes back a month...
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2005-07-02, 2:13 PM #22
What is sad is how true Dilbert really is to life.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-07-03, 12:45 AM #23
[http://dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2005070149483.jpg]

Best Dilbert in a while, except maybe the patents one.
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2005-07-03, 7:57 AM #24
hmm
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2005-07-03, 8:03 AM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by bearded_jarl
Anyone here read God's Debris? I read Religion Wars and now I just have to read God's Debris. Scott Adams is a renaissance man. Admitedly, a very scary renaissance. Like, the Second Renaissance.


*raises hand*

I picked up God's Debris last week for $4.00 over at Half Price Books. It was one of the few books I had trouble putting down, and I finished it the day after I got it. (Yeah, it's only 132 pages long, but I have quite a short attention span.) I just got done with The Religion War the night before last. I'm hoping he does another book of that type.
2005-07-03, 5:45 PM #26
I understand that God's Debris included varoius hypnotic elements in it's design and implementation.

-Sounds like a product from Dilbert's company.

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