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Paris Hilton coming to my town...
2005-07-01, 1:57 PM #1
Well the topic title is what it says, and yes she is coming here, to Torreon Coahuila to build another one of her bloody hotels. And I'm gonna be like 10 blocks away, cool! So, I'm happy, and I will try to get a decent picture of here this July 15th, so, who here wants a copy of the video?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-01, 1:58 PM #2
That's hot, but nah, no vid for me.
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2005-07-01, 1:59 PM #3
Go sleep with her.
2005-07-01, 2:03 PM #4
Ew..She's so nasty lookin.
2005-07-01, 2:09 PM #5
I''m gonna try to ask her for money, what do ya think?
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2005-07-01, 2:10 PM #6
That's low kid, don't do it :p
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2005-07-01, 2:15 PM #7
ok... well what should I do then?
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2005-07-01, 2:19 PM #8
Avoid her at all costs.
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2005-07-01, 2:20 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Temperamental
Ew..She's so nasty lookin.


Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a duck? Come on people, there has to be another.
2005-07-01, 2:23 PM #10
She doesnt just look like a duck..she's ugly. Pure ugly. That and she is about the width of a toothpick. No thankyou.
2005-07-01, 2:25 PM #11
Ask her to pay for a team of game developers to build you an MMO :-P
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2005-07-01, 2:35 PM #12
I vaguely remember the name... Who is she?
2005-07-01, 2:36 PM #13
The whore from "simple life" or whatever that show was called.
2005-07-01, 2:44 PM #14
Arrange an elaborate plot to dump buckets of urine on her... ;)
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2005-07-01, 2:53 PM #15
Woah, why the antagonism against her? Sure she comes across as simple minded to most people, but its not like she did anything major bad :confused:
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2005-07-01, 3:20 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by tinny
Woah, why the antagonism against her? Sure she comes across as simple minded to most people, but its not like she did anything major bad :confused:


I would consider that commerical she did for Carl's Jr to be majorly bad. I almost vomited from watching that.
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2005-07-01, 4:03 PM #17
I would consider how much of a whore she is bad as well.
2005-07-01, 4:03 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378
I would consider that commerical she did for Carl's Jr to be majorly bad. I almost vomited from watching that.


Amen to that.
2005-07-01, 4:17 PM #19
Can people please stop calling her a whore? I get angry when people use words derogatory towards women.
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2005-07-01, 4:31 PM #20
I'd hit it.

You would too.
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2005-07-01, 4:31 PM #21
She is a whore. She is derogatory to women. And whore isnt derogatory to WOMEN, only the woMAN that you are calling a whore. Whore doesnt include the whole sex.
2005-07-01, 4:57 PM #22
I'm a man whore, am I derogatory to men?
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-07-01, 5:08 PM #23
I'd ask you to punch her, but you'd probably get some smorgasbord of STDs no matter where you make contact.

Quote:
Originally posted by Acharjay
Can people please stop calling her a whore? I get angry when people use words derogatory towards women.


http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Whore

whore (hôr, hr)
n.
A prostitute.
A person considered sexually promiscuous.
A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

intr.v. whored, whor·ing, whores
To associate or have sexual relations with prostitutes or a prostitute.
To accept payment in exchange for sexual relations.
To compromise one's principles for personal gain.

Where is it derogatory towards women? Frankly in Paris' case it would be a compliment, it would mean she actually did something for her money.
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2005-07-01, 6:32 PM #24
Don't get off topic people. Face facts here:

She's gross.

Anyways, I'm agreeing with some of the ideas thrown out here, like gbk's for example. Or JediGandalf's. Try avoiding her while throwing buckets of urine on her.

:D
2005-07-01, 6:33 PM #25
How do you all know she's a whore?
2005-07-01, 6:35 PM #26
That's rather...*ahem*...a personal question...
2005-07-01, 6:43 PM #27
[http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6435/fdksj6na.jpg]
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2005-07-01, 6:51 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
How do you all know she's a whore?

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1280&q=paris+hilton+sex+whore&btnG=Search&meta= (warning, may indirectly lead to pr0n)

And this:
Attachment: 5785/20040730_philton.jpg (45,602 bytes)
2005-07-01, 7:06 PM #29
Yes, and that conclusively makes someone a whore.

Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dish out labels, especially when you don't even actually know the person.
2005-07-01, 7:11 PM #30
Quote:
whore (hôr, hr)
n.
A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

I suppose you don't consider flashing your bare jugs to German TV cameras in that definition, then?
2005-07-01, 7:13 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
Yes, and that conclusively makes someone a whore.

Yes, four pages of blowjobs on Google Image Search kinda lends itself to the title.

EDIT: Am I the only one who reads "whore" in his mind as "war"? It just MAKES MORE SENSE! I'm sad now...
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2005-07-01, 7:20 PM #32
Quote:
Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dish out labels, especially when you don't even actually know the person.


Watch her show the Simple Life...She dresses, acts, and basically IS a whore.
2005-07-01, 7:24 PM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Vincent Valentine
How do you all know she's a whore?


You really haven't been hearing the news about her ever since the sex tape crap started, have you?

I envy you, I wish I could've stayed in the dark about it.
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2005-07-01, 7:25 PM #34
You know I could already see a distrubing thought in the title of this thread it's self...
2005-07-01, 7:28 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Anovis
You know I could already see a distrubing thought in the title of this thread it's self...

Disturbing how?
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2005-07-01, 7:44 PM #36
Well this topic is taking on so much, really, do you think I should try speaking about massassi, and all in English... or I'll say I'm doing a documentry thing for Massassi...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-01, 8:35 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by drizzt2k2
I'd hit it.
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2005-07-01, 8:40 PM #38
[http://www.celebstation.org/models/paris_hilton/04tca-paris-31.jpg]

[http://www.arikasjewelry.com/catalog/images/pariscrossnecklace11.JPG]

You guys think that is ugly? I think your wrong.
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2005-07-01, 8:43 PM #39
She looks like a gadamn parrot. Shes ugly as sin.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-01, 8:46 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by Temperamental
Ew..She's so nasty lookin.


And fake. And a whore. And GOD THAT NOSE.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
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