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Undead dogs!
2005-07-01, 11:09 PM #1
Haha, fooled you! This thread is actually about what an 18 year old girl wants on her birthday. Suggestions?
2005-07-01, 11:10 PM #2
[EDIT:] Read below suggestions. Yoshi hit the target what I think you should get ;)
2005-07-01, 11:18 PM #3
Obliterate her hymen.
You will die alone.
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2005-07-01, 11:18 PM #4
Hot hot sex. I guarantee she'll like it. As long as she's drunk.

CDs are really probably the best thing to get her, depending on how well you know her.
D E A T H
2005-07-01, 11:19 PM #5
Yoshi, you have to have experianced it to put that as a valid awnser.

So again, hot hot sex.
2005-07-01, 11:36 PM #6
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Yoshi, you have to have experianced it to put that as a valid awnser.

So again, hot hot sex.


Oh trust me... I do. Domo will tell you the truth.
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D E A T H
2005-07-01, 11:37 PM #7
That...poor rice krispy treat...


I can hear the "Snap, Crackle, Pop" right now :(
2005-07-02, 9:38 AM #8
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Obliterate her hymen.


<3
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2005-07-02, 9:46 AM #9
Screw the sex..


Give her orgasm after orgasm after orgasm orally until she can't take no more.

Trust me, in the future, the rewards will be WELL worth it. Especially when your birthday comes around.


;)
2005-07-02, 9:48 AM #10
I can see this thread violating the rules.


Gee, I just remembered my custom title.


Oh snap. :p
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2005-07-02, 9:49 AM #11
You will never hide the truth!
2005-07-02, 9:53 AM #12
I don't think this thread will survive, but still one of the best threads I've read in a while, made me and my girlfriend smile...

she agrees with Yoshi & Temperamental btw...
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2005-07-02, 10:32 AM #13
Step aside, guys.. I got this one.

Mail her a dead raccoon with a note attached, saying: Unlike this raccoon, my love for you will never die. Works every time.:D
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 11:21 AM #14
You know, usually I'm smart enough to realize posting threads like this on massassi are a bad idea.
2005-07-02, 11:23 AM #15
Little more info on the girl might be useful. Is she you're GF or just a friend? What is she into?
Pissed Off?
2005-07-02, 11:23 AM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by tofu
You know, usually I'm smart enough to realize posting threads like this on massassi are a bad idea.


Bingo. :D
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-07-02, 11:32 AM #17
Dang, you guys.

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