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Crap movie. Awesome cast. Mediocre origins.
2005-07-02, 7:12 AM #1
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/news/comments/?entryid=213168

If it wasn't for the cast, I'd dismiss it as something as bad as House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.
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2005-07-02, 7:17 AM #2
It's Uwe Boll.
2005-07-02, 7:24 AM #3
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Originally posted by Jon`C
It's Uwe Boll.
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2005-07-02, 8:12 AM #4
How does a director so universally slated attract such an acclaimed cast?
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2005-07-02, 8:26 AM #5
Who in this list of people is really all that acclaimed?

  • Jason Statham - I guess I could look him up
  • Ron Perlman - Well, he's been in some big budget movies if that's all it takes
  • Matthew Lillard - I could look him up too
  • Burt Reynolds - Smokey and the Bandit was great. The first one.
  • John Rhys-Davies - Probably the closest on here to acclaimed
  • Leelee Sobieski - Another trip to IMDB here too, I guess
  • Kristanna Loken - Well, I would acclaim her naked scenes in T3
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2005-07-02, 9:02 AM #6
Jason Statham = Turkish from Snatch
2005-07-02, 9:14 AM #7
Matthew Lillard = Maniac from Wing Commander.

Oh wait

Matthew Lillard = Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

Wait, no.

Nevermind.
2005-07-02, 10:21 AM #8
I'm amazed that they're still letting this hack direct.
2005-07-02, 11:27 AM #9
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Originally posted by Wookie06
  • Jason Statham - Snatch, The Italian Job, The Transporter
  • Ron Perlman - Hellboy, Blade 2, among many other roles
  • Matthew Lillard - I could look him up too
  • Burt Reynolds - Don't need to say anything
  • John Rhys-Davies - Raiders of the Lost Arc, Last Crusade, Lord of the Rings
  • Leelee Sobieski - Joan of Arc (TV), Uprising (TV), handful of movie roles
  • Kristanna Loken - T3
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It's definitely an ensamble cast.
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2005-07-02, 5:26 PM #10
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Originally posted by Avenger
It's definitely an ensamble cast.


Yeah, an ensamble of b-list actors. I'm not saying any of them are bad. Hell, I like many of them. Just that I don't see the cast as anything too spectacular.
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2005-07-02, 5:32 PM #11
This is the guy that did Alone in the Dark and House of the Dead? Why do they keep letting him make these movies?!
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2005-07-02, 5:36 PM #12
BEN MOTHER F'ING KINGSLEY!!!!
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2005-07-02, 8:45 PM #13
Matthew Lillard = Cereal Killer (As in Fruit Loops)
2005-07-02, 8:51 PM #14
Wow this director really must suck. I can't a single comment on that website that doesn't completely trash him. It seems weird that he was allowed to do this movie. I mean, all his other movies were complete flops and they let him do another one that sounds just as bad as the others?? Why is this guy a famous movie director? It makes no sense.
2005-07-02, 10:05 PM #15
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Originally posted by Raoul Duke
Wow this director really must suck. I can't a single comment on that website that doesn't completely trash him. It seems weird that he was allowed to do this movie. I mean, all his other movies were complete flops and they let him do another one that sounds just as bad as the others?? Why is this guy a famous movie director? It makes no sense.

Have you seen the crap in movie theaters these days?
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2005-07-02, 10:11 PM #16
They should've gotten Gary Busey.
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2005-07-02, 10:19 PM #17
my question isn't "why is uwe boll able to get people to be in his movies" my question is... HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO GET THE RIGHTS TO MAKE ANOTHER GAME MOVIE

i mean it's fairly obvious he can't do it right (alone in the dark is probably his best which isn't saying too much)

i could make a better movie with the money in my wallet
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2005-07-03, 2:07 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Wookie06
Who in this list of people is really all that acclaimed?

  • Jason Statham - I guess I could look him up
  • Ron Perlman - Well, he's been in some big budget movies if that's all it takes
  • Matthew Lillard - I could look him up too
  • Burt Reynolds - Smokey and the Bandit was great. The first one.
  • John Rhys-Davies - Probably the closest on here to acclaimed
  • Leelee Sobieski - Another trip to IMDB here too, I guess
  • Kristanna Loken - Well, I would acclaim her naked scenes in T3
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Statham is a great actor and has been in a lot of big movies. Blockbusters at the Box Office too.

Ron Perlman's an oldschool actor and has been around forever.

Matthew Lillard is a big time teen-film actor. He was also in Hackers ffs.

Burt Reynolds...yeah I really don't have to say anything there.

The others I don't know off hand.
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