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Forming Complete Thoughts
2005-07-02, 11:34 AM #1
Please, if you have any intentions of PMing me online, go through this list of helpful hints before you hit enter on your "r u thur" sentence:

1. Speak English
2. Form complete thoughts.
3. Keep on topic.
4. State your name, and your relationship to me.
5. Don't be a dumbass.

This morning I wake up and 2 people are continously PMing me with absolutelly nothing to say.

Quote:
temax_lion: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
temax_lion: hftsdlshsv kjudlkijhf[pk
temax_lion: <ding>
temax_lion: pls
temax_lion: pls
donny_d345: Who's this?
temax_lion: what
donny_d345: Who. Is. This?
temax_lion: nam
donny_d345: nam?
donny_d345: WTF are you talking about?
temax_lion: andag
temax_lion: mhomed
temax_lion: <ding>
donny_d345: hello
temax_lion: hello
donny_d345: How do I know you?
temax_lion: nam
donny_d345: SPEAK COMPLETE SENTANCES
donny_d345: Nam is not an answer; it's a single word response
temax_lion: NAM
donny_d345: What. The hell. Do you mean!?
donny_d345: A full sentence would help
donny_d345: "NAM" is not a full sentence
temax_lion: OK
donny_d345: It's pretty easy, say something like "We fought back in nam"
donny_d345: At least that'd make more sense
donny_d345: Instead, like some dumb ****ing 4 year old
donny_d345: You blurt out words
donny_d345: What context is the word "Nam" used in?
donny_d345: is it an acronym?
donny_d345: Negro Association Muddfighting
donny_d345: I mean, what am I supposed to gather from 3 letters?
temax_lion: instead ,like some dumb
donny_d345: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY!?
donny_d345: I wait 10 minutes and THAT'S your response?
temax_lion: what
donny_d345: I'm sorry, you may not speak English, but WHY PM someone who you don't even know if you don't even speak their language!?
donny_d345: Do me a favor; get some schooling, learn to form complete thoughts, THEN PM me. Until then, **** off.
donny_d345: As I pass, I ask a question of etiquette: Do I give you the *** or the crotch?
[temax_lion: tenax jfud jsewm gdtebax jiklo pls temax kholbmv jygrd][ewmaxqjhugtrvedsw][lkiongftdremax


WTF WAS THAT!?

Quote:
donny_d345: Hello
donny_d345: Who's this?
dede00_2005: hi

donny_d345: Hello
donny_d345: Who is this?
dede00_2005: Iam ahmed
dede00_2005: and u
dede00_2005: <ding>
donny_d345: This is Brandon
donny_d345: How'd you get this name?
dede00_2005: from brofil
dede00_2005: : How'd you get this name? dede00_2005: from brofil
donny_d345: yeah... ok
donny_d345: From profile?
donny_d345: Well dude, I don't even know you
donny_d345: How WOULD I know you?
dede00_2005: yes
donny_d345: Like, what profile?
dede00_2005: profile?
donny_d345: OK, dude, I need to know where I know you from
donny_d345: Speak ENGLISH and tell me where I'd know you
donny_d345: And who you are
donny_d345: I go by TheBSG, JediKirby, and Brandon
donny_d345: Do you know any of those names?
dede00_2005: In Egypt
donny_d345: No, you dumb ****er, where would I know you from!?
donny_d345: What website?
donny_d345: What forum?
dede00_2005: ahmed
dede00_2005: and u
donny_d345: What in the hell does that mean?
donny_d345: Speak COMPLETE SENTANCES
dede00_2005: u have amick
donny_d345: amick?
donny_d345: What the hell is Amick?
dede00_2005: yes
donny_d345: dude
donny_d345: Don't PM me unless you can speak complete sentences of English
donny_d345: Goodbye


Does ANYONE have a clue what the hell these people are saying!?

JediKirby
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2005-07-02, 11:38 AM #2
o_O wow... that's very disappointing.
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2005-07-02, 11:44 AM #3
Block
Pissed Off?
2005-07-02, 12:02 PM #4
Oh please. They are obviously just trying to mess with you, and it looks like they did a bang up job. How could you get so worked up about this? Just ignore people like that. They are just trying to get a reaction out of you and they really did.
2005-07-02, 12:48 PM #5
I don't like NOT knowing. That's what pisses me off.
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2005-07-02, 12:57 PM #6
Yeah, I have a lot of experience with those people.


In which I pretend to be a Swedish immigrant... (no offense to Swedes, it was just the first country that popped into my head and I ran with it).

Language warning on all of the above links.
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2005-07-02, 2:41 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I don't like NOT knowing. That's what pisses me off.


Not knowing what? You act like they were actually trying to communicate with you, when clearly they were just screwing with you to make you mad. It worked.
2005-07-02, 2:58 PM #8
WHO it is. Not knowing WHO is screwing with me.
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2005-07-02, 3:36 PM #9
Block is so much fun. I made it a rule of mine that if you say "hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" with excessive "i"'s or "!"'s, I will say, "Welcome to ignore." and block them.
2005-07-02, 4:25 PM #10
Quote:
donny_d345: It's pretty easy, say something like "We fought back in nam"
donny_d345: At least that'd make more sense
donny_d345: Instead, like some dumb ****ing 4 year old
donny_d345: You blurt out words
donny_d345: What context is the word "Nam" used in?
donny_d345: is it an acronym?
donny_d345: Negro Association Muddfighting
donny_d345: I mean, what am I supposed to gather from 3 letters?


Hehe! That was funny!:D

You shouldn't waste your time talking to them if they type nonsense.
2005-07-02, 4:39 PM #11
What's more depressing is how quickly you got to the stage of being quite offensive.
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2005-07-02, 4:55 PM #12
Cut out all worthless crap and block them as soon as they start talking.

Problem solved.
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2005-07-02, 6:08 PM #13
Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
What's more depressing is how quickly you got to the stage of being quite offensive.


Why? He kind of has a right to be offensive if they are going to purposely try to annoy him.
2005-07-02, 6:13 PM #14
Send them naked pictures of ugly people. They'll be too blind to type anymore.
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2005-07-02, 6:22 PM #15
Quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Duke
Why? He kind of has a right to be offensive if they are going to purposely try to annoy him.


maybe they're not purposely trying to annoying him? maybe they're just confused, stupid or both.
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2005-07-02, 6:25 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
maybe they're not purposely trying to annoying him? maybe they're just confused, stupid or both.


Oh please...its quite obviously an attempt to annoy him. The guy repeatly said "NAM" to all of his questions.
2005-07-02, 6:55 PM #17
Yeah, there was this mexican kid who couldn't speak english tha contacted me on IM once. I thought he was this spanish speaking guy my sister knows, so I got on google translator and started rambling to him in german. I wasn't mean at all, just a little weird. He posted lots of little crying faces and left.
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2005-07-02, 9:16 PM #18
I don't think I attacked him quickly AT all. You have to realize that there are 10 minutes in between my responses and his. I attempted to be nice, it's obvious. Once I figured they were just being ignorant or trying to annoy me, I became an *** right back. I fail to see how I'm being a depressingly mean person.

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2005-07-02, 10:22 PM #19
I can't believe Kirby mad about this. It's such a simple problem to solve...I'm sorry if you're paranoid and want to know who's screwing with you, but if you're too paranoid to block them, don't come mad towards us. If you want to complete your life knowing everyone who messed with you, you'll never die. Block them, and get over it. Not a big deal
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2005-07-03, 5:31 PM #20
this was friggin hilarious. haha.
幻術
2005-07-04, 8:31 AM #21
Ya its quite obvious they were just messing with you, just block 'em next time straight away.
/fluffle
2005-07-04, 8:41 AM #22
Quote:
temax_lion: instead ,like some dumb


Ha, ha! What does that mean?
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2005-07-04, 12:48 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by Sats
Ya its quite obvious they were just messing with you, just block 'em next time straight away.

Why? It's a prime opportunity to mess with them. Some guy wanted me to download "Cotton Eye Joe" for him last night ("I'm in China and Limewire won't connect!" "Limewire sucks. Use something else.") and used "gay" as an insult (synonymous with "stupid"), so I blocked him. He got on one of his alts and called me an ******* about thirty times before he realized I wasn't even reading his window.

Good times.
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2005-07-04, 2:47 PM #24
Well yea could do that, anything other than getting annoyed i mean.
/fluffle
2005-07-04, 3:01 PM #25
if it hadn't been for cotton eyed joe, i'd have been married a long time ago!

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