Stormtrooper: Put your hands up, rebel scum!
The four terrified rebels throw their arms randomly upward.
Stormtrooper: Behind your HEADS.
The rebels glance to each other, confused, as they throw their arms into even more awkward positions, attempting to fold their arms behind themselves.
Second rebel: Ow, I think I pulled a muscle!
The stormtrooper sighs impatiently and throws his helmet off. Some imperials to the left are visibly discomforted, and begin whispering among themselves.
Stormtrooper: Look, you twits. Put your arms up behind your head, like this.
The stormtrooper demonstrates the position he wants the rebels to assume.
The concerned imperials to the left are talking to each other.
Concerned stormtrooper: He took his helmet off... Is he allowed to do that? He looks so naked! I'm worried, officer.
Officer: Don't worry, soldier. I'll be sure to report this act of indecency to the captain.
Meanwhile, three of the rebels have correctly assumed the position.
Fourth rebel: But, now I can't see! I don't understand!
The stormtrooper turns around.
Stormtrooper: BEHIND your head! Like THIS, you idiot!
The imperials to the left become even more discomforted.
Concerned stormtrooper: Oh dear! I can see the BACK of his head now! Officer, can't you do something about this?
Officer: Just... Just look away. Look, over there, a cute little animal behind that camera!
All the imperials to the left turn to watch the adorable little creature behind the camera.
Imperials to the left, in unison: Awwwwww!
I'm just a little boy.