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Strange Adult Film Titles (It's not what you might think)
2005-07-04, 10:28 PM #1
What is the strangest title of an adult movie that you've seen or have thought of? I'm not saying that I want you guys to admit that you partake in sins of the flesh. Just name strange titles. Also, DO NOT go beyond the title. And if the title contains any really vulgar content, leave it out. Thanks.

So, the title for an infamous adult film that I've thought of (which I'm pretty sure doesn't exist) is...

"Will He Wonk Her in the Chocolate Factory"
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2005-07-04, 10:40 PM #2
Google.com

Type in something along the lines of "100 Worst Porn Title"

See what you find ;)
2005-07-04, 10:44 PM #3
Peters Jackson: King Shlong.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-04, 10:45 PM #4
LOLITA MODE EIGHT: DAYCARE OF PLEASURE
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2005-07-04, 10:46 PM #5
Everytime I think of Metallica's Cunning Stunts, I think Stunning C***s. :o
2005-07-04, 10:46 PM #6
Titanic

...

What?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-04, 10:47 PM #7
Quote:
Everytime I think of Metallica's Cunning Stunts, I think of Stunning C***s.


Actually, that's the reason why they named it that.
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2005-07-04, 10:48 PM #8
Resident Evil: Apocalypse.
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2005-07-04, 10:49 PM #9
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Originally posted by SM_Trige
Actually, that's the reason why they named it that.

Yeah, I figured. :p
2005-07-04, 10:49 PM #10
I forsee great troubles ahead for this thread..

Ones I can make up off the top of my head right now..

"The Cunning-Linguists"
"Scratch my back" (think hard)
"Backside Story"
"Rumble in my box"
"C*ckadile Dundee"
"Dude! Where's my dil**?"
2005-07-04, 10:51 PM #11
In parody of "Saving Private Ryan," I propose "Shaving Ryan's Privates."

Unfortunately, it makes me think of Whose Line for some reason. :eek:
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2005-07-04, 10:53 PM #12
Well, since other people are censoring the bads...

Pippy Long T*****s
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2005-07-04, 10:54 PM #13
I thought of a way to twist around Men in Black, but I'd rather not get banned >.<
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-04, 10:56 PM #14
100 Worst Porn Titles search results. The first link had some really good ones.
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2005-07-04, 10:58 PM #15
Yar, that be the one I meant captain.
2005-07-04, 11:02 PM #16
Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot of them...

Including Star Wars
2005-07-04, 11:12 PM #17
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Originally posted by SAJN_Master
I thought of a way to twist around Men in Black, but I'd rather not get banned >.<

Men in Back?
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2005-07-04, 11:19 PM #18
It's spending time talking about things like this that makes you wonder where our society has gone wrong.
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2005-07-04, 11:19 PM #19
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Men in Back?


No, but that's a good one :)


(Brian is going to flip when he sees this thread >.<, Heh)
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2005-07-05, 12:00 AM #20
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Originally posted by Veger
It's spending time talking about things like this that makes you wonder where our society has gone wrong.

TERRORISM ruined society, and you know it.
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2005-07-05, 12:05 AM #21
You're talking about porn titles? On this board? How dense are you guys?

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