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This is a must see for all Counter-Strike fans.
2005-07-04, 10:49 PM #1
This video is very comedic. In order to get some of the funny parts (fiddling with hostages, anyone?), you have to have played counterstrike for a notable amount of time.

It had me laughing uncontrollably... it's pure gold.
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2005-07-04, 10:56 PM #2
yar I saw this a while ago. The door and the lag are the best parts. (Yarg, and the hostages :p)
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2005-07-04, 10:56 PM #3
SO true.
2005-07-04, 10:57 PM #4
Awesome. :D
2005-07-04, 10:59 PM #5
Did anyone notice that one of the hostages looks just like Sarn? It scared me at first because the resemblance is uncanny.
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2005-07-04, 11:01 PM #6
FANTASTIC
2005-07-05, 12:43 AM #7
That was great! You really must've played CS to understand the jokes, but if you have it's funny as hell
2005-07-05, 4:53 AM #8
I've only played CS: S (in which, I think so at least, you don't have the hostage pathing problem) but that was hilarious.
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2005-07-05, 5:35 AM #9
Moderately funny. More cool than anything--they accurately represented 1.5. Except they used an AWP as a nubcannon.
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2005-07-05, 6:35 AM #10
Very nice. I've been waiting for someone to do a film like this.
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2005-07-05, 8:16 AM #11
I thought the connection problem part was funniest... but all of it was good though.
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2005-07-05, 8:22 AM #12
That was hilarious! The doors, the lag, the disappearing bodies. They recapture the feel, annoyances, and the laughs of CS!
2005-07-05, 8:34 AM #13
Heheh, well that was my chuckle for the day. I've actually had dreams that are much like that. Scary:confused:
2005-07-05, 11:24 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
I've only played CS: S (in which, I think so at least, you don't have the hostage pathing problem) but that was hilarious.


Are you kidding me? The hostages are dumber than ever in source.
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2005-07-05, 11:43 AM #15
Fricken hilarious.
2005-07-05, 11:49 AM #16
Yeah, the source hostages are pretty much only a tiny bit better than the original cs hoe's.
2005-07-05, 11:59 AM #17
Source hosties aren't nearly as bad. But who rescues the hostages, anyways?
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2005-07-05, 12:01 PM #18
I actually find that the original CS hosties had better bot paths.

I think the lag part was amazing at how accurate it was. I found their incertion of sounds very on par too. Not as funny as it is clever.

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2005-07-05, 12:04 PM #19
The door and lag had me cracking up.
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2005-07-05, 12:15 PM #20
They actually used an M3 (airsoft) shotgun, that's better than most CS parodies can accomplish.
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2005-07-05, 12:26 PM #21
Did anyone think the computer area looked like Cazor's house/room? I got ready for the video to suck, then it didn't.

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2005-07-05, 2:37 PM #22
Hahah that was awesome.

2005-07-05, 3:14 PM #23
Best thing ever
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2005-07-06, 5:14 AM #24
Lol. Nice vid.
2005-07-06, 5:58 AM #25
I want that guy's desk. Guess why...

Clever, not exactly funny though. Loved the lag part.
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