So once again a friend of mine is *****ing to me about how he doesn't have a girlfriend, how Uni is too much for him, how he hates everyone, etc, etc...
Last week he said he was going to become a monk and give up woman. The week before it was online dating. The week before that he was going to use his psychic abilities to aquire a female better half for himself. Whatever.
This week is something new all together - he wants to go to prison. He's somehow got the idea that people in prison live better than he does, and even better than I do. He thinks that if he goes to prison, he'll get his own little room that he'll never have to leave, and he'll just stay there and surf the net. Yeah, because clearly all people in prison have their own computers with them, and internet access built in to the rooms. But lets not forget the 3 course meals and cable TV. I must have missed the memo when they decided to start rewarding criminals with a high quality of living.
But strangely enough, this is not the only stupid person I know. There's Bubbles, who has told some quite amazing tales of his $2000p/hr job, his super model girlfriend, 200x CD-ROM, and the "fact" that he's played every game ever made in the history of video games. And from a little test we did, he appears to have even played games that don't even exist. Apparently "Grandma Monkey's Banana Revenge 3" wasn't as good as the second one.
And then there's the idiot who knocked his girlfriend up when he was 17, who of all the people I know is probably the most full of ****. If he tries to tell me another of his bull**** stories of how he had sex with a TV actress (world famous, no less) I am going to kill him. And I'll just mention he has a list (as in, written in a book) of people he's seen naked. He thinks he's awesome because he's seen Shannon Elizabeth with her top off. Yeah, and so did the other thousands of people that saw American Pie.
What the hell is wrong with these people? I suppose my friend that thinks prison is a government paid holiday could just be really gullible, or thinks I'm really gullible (although I'm more inclined to think that he's just a complete idiot) and Bubbles... well, that kid just has issues. And don't get me started on the moron with the naked list. How a guy as downright ugly as him can be convince he's God's gift to woman is really quite pathetic. And pretty damn distrubing, too.
Are people really so insecure with what other people think of them that they somehow manage to miss the fact that the stories they fabricate are so ridiculous and unbeleivable that all they're doing is making a bad image for themselves? Here's a tip, shut the **** up and stop talking to me. Go see a therapist or something. At least they'll get paid to listen to your ****.
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Last week he said he was going to become a monk and give up woman. The week before it was online dating. The week before that he was going to use his psychic abilities to aquire a female better half for himself. Whatever.
This week is something new all together - he wants to go to prison. He's somehow got the idea that people in prison live better than he does, and even better than I do. He thinks that if he goes to prison, he'll get his own little room that he'll never have to leave, and he'll just stay there and surf the net. Yeah, because clearly all people in prison have their own computers with them, and internet access built in to the rooms. But lets not forget the 3 course meals and cable TV. I must have missed the memo when they decided to start rewarding criminals with a high quality of living.
But strangely enough, this is not the only stupid person I know. There's Bubbles, who has told some quite amazing tales of his $2000p/hr job, his super model girlfriend, 200x CD-ROM, and the "fact" that he's played every game ever made in the history of video games. And from a little test we did, he appears to have even played games that don't even exist. Apparently "Grandma Monkey's Banana Revenge 3" wasn't as good as the second one.
And then there's the idiot who knocked his girlfriend up when he was 17, who of all the people I know is probably the most full of ****. If he tries to tell me another of his bull**** stories of how he had sex with a TV actress (world famous, no less) I am going to kill him. And I'll just mention he has a list (as in, written in a book) of people he's seen naked. He thinks he's awesome because he's seen Shannon Elizabeth with her top off. Yeah, and so did the other thousands of people that saw American Pie.
What the hell is wrong with these people? I suppose my friend that thinks prison is a government paid holiday could just be really gullible, or thinks I'm really gullible (although I'm more inclined to think that he's just a complete idiot) and Bubbles... well, that kid just has issues. And don't get me started on the moron with the naked list. How a guy as downright ugly as him can be convince he's God's gift to woman is really quite pathetic. And pretty damn distrubing, too.
Are people really so insecure with what other people think of them that they somehow manage to miss the fact that the stories they fabricate are so ridiculous and unbeleivable that all they're doing is making a bad image for themselves? Here's a tip, shut the **** up and stop talking to me. Go see a therapist or something. At least they'll get paid to listen to your ****.
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-¬thoughts from beyond observance