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Hey, I'm on Google!
2005-07-05, 5:13 PM #1
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 5:14 PM #2
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-07-05, 5:15 PM #3
Freelancer got 1.25 million hits. The top ones are for the game of the same name, then there's some freelance writing websites followed by freelance web design and programming, then the rest are back to the PC game.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-07-05, 5:21 PM #4
644 results for "kyle90", 8 out of 10 on the first page were me.

1,060 results for "Kyle Buchanan", none on the first page were me.... in fact, nothing in the first 20 pages is (still looking)
Stuff
2005-07-05, 5:22 PM #5
Real name: 10 hits. 3 of them actually refer to me,
Massassi nickname: 47,900 hits. Ranged from graphics design to dog breeding (wtf?).
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed...
2005-07-05, 5:29 PM #6
783,000 for my real name.
Detty. Professional Expert.
Flickr Twitter
2005-07-05, 5:30 PM #7
Score! It's me on page 27!

And again on page 34!

And again on page 35!
Stuff
2005-07-05, 5:37 PM #8
About 1,350 hits for "DogSRoOL."

And they're actually me. :o
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-07-05, 5:39 PM #9
I get like, the ONLY hits for "Zhirrzh" on Image Search.

I'm just that awesome.
2005-07-05, 5:41 PM #10
I only get hits if I use my real name and hit "Results from Canada"
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-07-05, 5:57 PM #11
"Alpha1-Antitrypsin Deficiency of Inherited Emphysema" and other related disorders are major things i get that are not just alpha versions of software. there is also the webhost alpha1.

my real name gives me lots of staff lists, geneology reports and other lists of names.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-07-05, 5:57 PM #12
All of the 60 results that come back for my user name are actually me.

Of the 49 results that come back from searching for my name (Jim VanDieren) 4 are actually about me, and over half the results are about my sister with her career as a professor of mathematics (Carnegie Melon University, Stanford, and The University of Michigan), or about my mother and her recent political career (she's on our villiage board ), and there was one result about my sister and her missionary work in Africa.
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2005-07-05, 6:07 PM #13
i feel left out, i search for my family name, and my mothers maiden name, and i find nothing about my family or relitives.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-07-05, 6:13 PM #14
Yay, I get my own Wiki page.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-07-05, 6:20 PM #15
2 of 10 for Da_Roosta were me.

Err...one of the results.

And there's a general who had dealings in the Battle of the Alamo named Ben Milam who had a bajillion hits.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought our "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."
2005-07-05, 6:25 PM #16
647,000 for Genki.
655,000 for my name
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-07-05, 6:26 PM #17
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,320,000 for Avenger
Pissed Off?
2005-07-05, 6:27 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Genki
647,000 for Genki.
655,000 for my name


IAN DOKI
2005-07-05, 6:37 PM #19
I dont know who did it, but this is great :D
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-07-05, 6:38 PM #20
There are many ewoklover out there:cool:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-05, 6:40 PM #21
Luke Williams got 1,870,000 results. :D I'm about 99% sure that none of them are for me, and I'm not willing to look for hours.
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener."
"Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it."
2005-07-05, 6:47 PM #22
35 for my actual name..and the first link was actually me..thats scary...as for Arianrhod: 32,000
2005-07-05, 7:04 PM #23
A search for Jennifer Wrubleski yielded 273 results, and 3 from the first page were actually me. I looked a few pages farther back until my attention span putted out, and all the stuff my name came up for was just honor roll listings and Governor's School for the Arts listings.

I didn't even bother searching for my Massassi username. It's just the name of a minor Greek goddess.
"Art is a lie that makes us to realize the truth."
- Pablo Picasso

blog thingamajig
2005-07-05, 7:34 PM #24
about 1,730 results for "Koobie" - 80% of them are probably me, old ezBOARD posts.

however, on the first page of the search, there was a link called Group Therapy - Koobie the Cat, clicking on which produced a photo of someone's cat with a caption to it saying "I'm so metrosexual."

i wish i was making this up.
幻術
2005-07-05, 7:35 PM #25
My real name has 19 results, none of which are me. I didn't bother searching Vincent Valentine.
2005-07-05, 7:36 PM #26
154,000 for my full name, one of which, on the first page, was about how some guy that had the same name and two other people died in a car accident due to not wearing their seatbelts. Kinda of wierd seeing your name like that.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2005-07-05, 7:38 PM #27
Wow. I also found the site where I bought a bunch of raffle tickets for some cause, and won a 2nd place prize. My name was listed in the news post. That was like a year ago.
<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee
2005-07-05, 7:39 PM #28
Wolfy had some kinda Google Versus thing going on.

[EDIT] Here it is:

GoogleFight

[EDIT:] What's up with the google ads?
2005-07-05, 7:51 PM #29
One result for my real name, from my website.

1,100 for The_Mega_ZZTer, likely all me. :D First result is my site, 2nd is my neglected spreadfirefox blog, 3rd is a dll I recently posted on a mIRC script site, 4th is my member page on mIRC's message board.

11 for The_MAZZTer: My profile on the mIRC scripts site, a chat room tracker for an IRC chat, my webhost's blog I posted on, a listing of #massassi ops in a massassi forum thread, my website.

235 for "The MAZZTer": Some random stats from some OP4 server I must've joined once, my website, more stats, some forum post which surprisingly refers to someone else with my name.

576 for "The Mega-ZZTer": My website, googlisms about me, my old sucky site that I redirected, TACC news page, df-21.net news archives, massassi.net downloads by me.

2005-07-06, 1:11 PM #30
Bleh. Too many results for either. Curse my genericness!
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-07-06, 1:36 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Ewoklover
There are many ewoklover out there:cool:


*shudder*
2005-07-06, 1:55 PM #32
405 for Fishstickz
82,300 for my real name
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-07-06, 2:53 PM #33
135 for my massassi name, about 99% probably being me.

They were located on Massassi threads, #massassi chat record, LucasForums threads, and once at a map reviewer place that had an article about upcoming JO SP mods, one of mine being in the list. Click here to glance at the past.
2005-07-06, 3:17 PM #34
319. All of them mine.
2005-07-06, 5:04 PM #35
Real name gets 471 results, all about some surfing world champion and some cryogenics project. Spooky.

Nick has 131,000. All japanese or something to do with final fantasy or a character in thomas the tank engine :confused: .
nope.
2005-07-06, 6:15 PM #36
I get a bunch of happydud-impersonators on dating sites...

Hrmm..
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