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You know you play too many MMORPGs when...
2005-07-06, 8:37 AM #1
...You start considering the cost of a new PC in terms of zenny, gil, G, gold, etc.

Yup, true story.

Anyways, post some "You know you're ____ when you ____." jokes.
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2005-07-06, 8:53 AM #2
You know you're a redneck when your self-depreciating humor refers to your uncouth manners, propensity for alcohol or varied collection of firearms.
2005-07-06, 10:24 PM #3
You know when you've been playing WoW too long when...

1) You go to pet co and ask "Is this dog bone good for a level 35? I don't want to have to make a second trip because my stupid pet didn't gain enough happiness."

2) You think the ultimate insult is to spit on someone.

3) You hesitate to buy a dinner at McDonalds because you are unsure how much HP/Mana you'll restore from the meal.

4) You randomly flirt and tell jokes with people to kill time.

5) You hate having to do shoping and house chore "quests" with your wife in order to raise your faction standing with her in hopes of reaching a reputation over "hostile" and gaining a "[Night of Sex]" as a quest reward.

6) You grumble about having a mount when walking to school.

7) You often sneak into the girl's locker room, thinking you current respec in subtlety is enough to prevent them from seeing you.

8) You often have to leave the computer because your wife's aggro is strong and she's using seduce spell on you.

9) You're too lazy to go to the store so you wonder if there is a warlock there that can do you a favor.
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2005-07-07, 11:00 AM #4
You know you have no life when you go to your last day of school even though you don't have to. :o
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2005-07-07, 11:10 AM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by SavageX378

4) You randomly flirt and tell jokes with people to kill time.


Weird, I don't even have WoW...
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2005-07-07, 11:22 AM #6
You know you spend too much time in #massassi if:
Quote:
<Seb> 1 - you ask your partner to "bigsex" you when you want to make love
<Seb> 2 - You get an odd joy out of being kicked repeatedly
<Seb> 3 - you start high fiving everyone that you meet
<Seb> 4 - you can read 1337 speak with no problem
<Seb> 5 - you start censoring yourself, and tell people to fork off
<Seb> 6 - you actually say outloud what you purposefully mistype
<Seb> 7 - you placed an ad in the journal saying "looking for a Wolvie17"
<Seb> 8 - when someone speaks to you normally, you don't understand.
<Seb> 9 - you forgot how to make sense
<Seb> 10 - you randomly replace words with kak
<Seb> 11 - you've downloaded every single mp3 listed in the room
<Seb> 12 - you have a nick for every situation
<Seb> 13 - you have the name of other chatters graffitied on your wall and school furnitures
<Seb> 14 - you develop a hate for any word that has the letters tacc, or command chamber, or any variance
<Seb> 15 - you can say your name in 10 different ways, all in english
<Seb> 16 - you have a misspel dictionary
<Seb> 17 - you're in the top 10 in the stats
<Seb> 18 - you know everyone's hostmask
<Seb> 19 - you forgot that massassi has forums
<Seb> 20 - you forgot what massassi is.

2005-07-07, 11:27 AM #7
Your monthly subscription fees add up to more than your (car payment; college tuition; house payments; utility bills.)
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