Had to use my custom tag for this thread title.

So last night I am hanging out with my friend Chris and his girlfriend Bree. We are at her house, its like 2 am and the mom is plastered. She is an alcoholic and gets plastered nightly. Anyway, Bree's sister text messaged her saying their cousin got arrested on the way to pick her up from work (She lives in Arkansas) and not sure why. Forgot to pay a ticket or something. Bree calls her and they get into a friendly discussion about her sister, Dee, to come home.

See, her sister lives with a boyfriend who is a total loser. The guy does drugs and goes to jail alot, real tool, idiot, etc. When Chris met him the first time, the guy had just gotten out of jail like an hour earlier and saw Chris wearing his SWAT hat (not in swat but he hopes to be someday). Anyway, the guy said to Chris "I don't like cops" in this tough wannabe voice and Chris replied with "Well judging by that attitude they don't like you much either."

Anyway, the mom began talking to her daughter begging her to come home cause there are lots of hot guys here and someone would go get her. After about 15-20 minutes they finally hand me the telephone.

Within 10 minutes I got:

1.) Her address
2.) Directions to her house in Arkansas
3.) A date with her for tomorrow night
4.) Convinced her she needs to leave her boyfriend and come back to Texas.

Chris, Bree and I are gonna go out there tomorrow morning to see if we can get her to get back here. I told them I'm not covering gas but I'd be willing to take them if they want though. The mom, in her stupid drunken state of mind began yelling at me saying "OH she wont come back you freak, she is just saying that" and I said "I don't care. I'm not gonna lose anything if I go there."

You are now obligated to prove the mother wrong. You MUST succeed.

Actually I told the girl that too and she began laughing. Chris and Bree just stared at me amazed at the crap I was pulling out of my butt at a moment notice to say to her to keep her in a positive mood.

What?

I usually don't insert my hands into my butt, let alone pull crap out of it!

So I got 40 hk's in Warsong Gultch in one round, it was sweet. Never got that many at once before.

I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain, comin' down, on a sunny day?

p status

Use your powers for good, like asking her to leave her boyfriend and return home. Not for evil, like taking advantage of her. XD

Those who abuse their sexy powers will eventually lose it.

i honestly have, strangest thing ever

Sage advice. :p

Poor Cazor. :p

See, I'm not gonna use it to abuse it. Keep in mind this is my friend's gf sister. Last thing I wanna do is piss her off. I just want to get her back home.

So have I. It's freaky.

I've seen snow on a sunny day. That was freaky.

Why is it freaky? We get that here all the time in Missouri..(sux still)

Dood, I do that all the time! When the crusader chant on my AR procs imp. OP just cuts through squishies like crazy!

Woah, stop the train. You're in MO? This ****hole of a state? Where? Where?

Wolfy and I are in Columbia attending Mizzou. At least during the school year for Wolfy, I'm here all the time.

We got her.

We went all the way there, not even sure she would come home. We got there around 2:30 or so, went to IHOP where we called and got directions to her house. After arriving, we all went out to eat. Finally we went back to get her stuff and she wouldn't leave. Every time that abusive boyfriend of hers said no, she would come into the room saying "Im not going." Took all 3 of us like 2 hours of talking (and her smoking a joint) to get her to finally tlel him she is leaving. He finally freaked out and said to get all her stuff and get out. Finally another half hour of them arguing, along with Chris and I getting ready to jump this guy (Hell his own cousin was gonna beat his butt too) and threatening to call 911 if he wouldnt shut up. Finally we got the stuff in the car and left.

Every frigging 10 minutes to 30 minutes on the way home he was calling and we ignored it. He kept wanting to know when she'd be back. I told her I am never taking her back there. I got home finally at 4:30 am and my parents were awake waiting for me.

tfti.

wtf?

Thanks for the Info

tfti

lol if he treats her that bad shell definatly be back with him real soon

Not once she meets Conrad, she won't. Conrad is the walking complete opposite of everything this guy was. This dude was 350 lbs of fat, Conrad is like 220 lbs of muscle, he was abusive, Conrad is protective. She also has no way of getting out there and he has no way of getting here.

Forgot to mention, when I got home last night at 4:30 am my mom was waiting for me. She actually wasn't upset once I mentioned the fact he abused her. She then asked if I had been drinking cause my eyes were bloodshot red, and I had to breathe on her nose to prove it to her.