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Y'all got me sayin' "I'd hit it!"
2005-07-06, 5:18 PM #1
Yea I keep using that phrase around my friends whenever a topic about an attractive female arises. Its actually a fun thing to say. Anyway, post funny "I'd hit it!" pics:

[http://www.boomspeed.com/kop_snake/id_hit_it_clinton6.jpg]
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-07-06, 5:21 PM #2
[http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/image-17288.jpg]
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Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-06, 5:21 PM #3
[http://www.fivebuckstofriday.com/museum/hit/kirk.jpg]
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2005-07-06, 5:26 PM #4
Gosh!
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Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-06, 5:33 PM #5
[http://jim7.home.insightbb.com/random/hitit.jpg]
[http://necropimp.home.insightbb.com/hitit.jpg]
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2005-07-06, 5:35 PM #6
In a heart beat.
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2005-07-06, 5:38 PM #7
That's some good hittin we've seen,
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2005-07-06, 5:49 PM #8
Yes, when I see a particulary attractive female walking by, I think to myself... I'd hit it...
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2005-07-06, 6:07 PM #9
I can't stop laughing XD

Eh...I know it's bad, I just made it from KOTOR:
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2005-07-06, 6:07 PM #10
Clinton's legacy!
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-07-06, 6:15 PM #11
[http://webpages.charter.net/wookie06/images/untitled.jpg]
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-07-06, 6:26 PM #12
[http://home.austin.rr.com/depti/hitit-phasers.jpg]
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2005-07-06, 6:44 PM #13
I saw this here.. Love it so much.
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2005-07-06, 6:53 PM #14
These pics are great. I've been saying 'I'd hit it' for quite a while as most of my friends say it as a matter of course.
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2005-07-06, 7:05 PM #15
[http://home.hccnet.nl/peeters.vdbrule/forumpics/hitit14.jpg]
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2005-07-06, 7:13 PM #16
thats cold...
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2005-07-06, 7:16 PM #17
Umm...yeah not a fan of that one. :(
2005-07-06, 7:56 PM #18
Yeah Monkey you suck.
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2005-07-06, 8:03 PM #19
Monkey Man, take yours down and I'll take this one down:

[http://webpages.charter.net/wookie06/images/070205jb.jpg]
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-07-06, 8:05 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Dale Earnhardt pic


That's not funny whatsoever. :(
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2005-07-06, 8:17 PM #21
Thanks Wookie06, I used to be afraid of that pic. No longer!

(And WTF? After half a page of painfully unfunny posts, I post one of the three actually amusing "I'd Hit It" pictures and people hate me now. Phht.)

Edit: YES, IT'S COLD THE WHOLE POINT IS IT BEING COLD THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT ARGH

[Please be patient as we're having technical difficulties. Exploding heads and the like.]

Edit2: Really though, somebody needs to kill that dog. Or make a horror movie about it. Either way.

Edit3: Wookie06, I don't get it. Are you trying to bribe me into taking my picture down because I'm embarrassed/offended/slightly frightened by yours? Or was it simply a humorous tie-in with my shift-key-abusing post in the ugly dogs thread? Confusion...
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2005-07-06, 8:20 PM #22
Monkey-Man, you're not being amusing, you're being disrespectful. Now STFU and leave.
2005-07-06, 8:23 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Monkey-Man, you're not being amusing, you're being disrespectful. Now STFU and leave.

Because the Clinton pics weren't disrespectful, and the Star Trek pic wasn't disrespectful (runing Roddenberry's masterpiece and such)? "I'd Hit It" images are almost exclusively about disrespect.

Edit: Seriously, who'd keep a dog like that around their house? Imagine waking up with that thing sitting on your chest wagging its tail and glaring at you.
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2005-07-06, 8:25 PM #24
Mocking someones death is just in bad taste. But it appears you'd know nothing about that.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-07-06, 8:27 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by KOP_Snake
Mocking someones death is just in bad taste.

"Bad taste"? This whole thread is bad taste.

Quote:
But it appears you'd know nothing about that.

Wow, you managed to mangle an insult in as well! Clever! Excuse me while I crawl into a dark corner to cut myself and write poetry about my decrepid taste. It depresses me so.

Edit: Wookie's implications of me being involved with beastiality is in good taste?
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2005-07-06, 8:32 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Because the Clinton pics weren't disrespectful, and the Star Trek pic wasn't disrespectful (runing Roddenberry's masterpiece and such)? "I'd Hit It" images are almost exclusively about disrespect.

Edit: Seriously, who'd keep a dog like that around their house? Imagine waking up with that thing sitting on your chest wagging its tail and glaring at you.


Poking fun at someone who's ALIVE is a little different than disrespecting someone who's not.

Quit trying to justify your stupid behavior.
Because frankly noones cares what you say.
2005-07-06, 8:33 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Poking fun at someone who's ALIVE is a little different than disrespecting someone who's not.

Howso? Dead people can't get offended.

Edit: And if people "don't care what say", why do they insist on responding to my every point?
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2005-07-06, 8:34 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
[http://home.hccnet.nl/peeters.vdbrule/forumpics/hitit14.jpg]


[http://www.boomspeed.com/redwingjs/icon_puke.gif]
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2005-07-06, 8:35 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
Wookie's implications of me being involved with beastiality is in good taste?


It seems to be to be in much better taste than to not only make a jest involving a man who died, and also poking fun at the specific way in which he died. I know some people here in the area I live in that would severely beat you for even thinking something like that. Not being a fan of the "sport" i don't share their desire to injure a person who would poke fun in such a way that you have, but I still respect those who have lived honoralbe lives, and in death they should continue to be respected.
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2005-07-06, 8:36 PM #30
I thought it was funny, 'cause I knew it was a car racer. I assumed it was just somebody who had a bad crash.



Then I Googled Dale Earnhardt. It stopped being funny after I realized he was dead.

You just need to have respect for those that are dead. It's respectful. I'm not going to start calling you stupid or anything like the other people, I'm just saying that next time you probably should think before you post something like that, and just how these people will react to it.
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2005-07-06, 8:39 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by MFalse3
I know some people here in the area I live in that would severely beat you for even thinking something like that.

So, "the people in the area" have problems. And they're probably totalitarian too, since they beat people up for thinking certain things.
Quote:
honoralbe lives

I fail to see how driving around in circles for three hours every week is an "honoralbe" life.
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2005-07-06, 8:39 PM #32
Quote:
Howso? Dead people can't get offended.


ain't that the truth. TBH, i liked Monkey_Man's pics a LOT. and that dog thing was just... sick. sick and out. don't insult someone just because your sense of humour is a bit on the "correct" side please. cheers.

ANYWAYS.

[http://www.giveupalready.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10056/normal_hitit4.jpg]
幻術
2005-07-06, 8:40 PM #33
What Final Hope said.
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2005-07-06, 8:45 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Koobie
don't insult someone just because your sense of humour is a bit on the "correct" side please.


A beam of glorious sensibility in a madhouse!

"Hey guys, I don't agree with this fellow's sense of humor (however disgusting it may be, come on people, this is the internet, getting on without expecting ever to find somebody doing something offensive is inane and insane), so I and a few other people are gonna flame him! And use the word "honorable"! WOO!"

(See my above comment about totalitarianism. Big Brother is watching you.)
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2005-07-06, 8:47 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
(See my above comment about totalitarianism. Big Brother is watching you.)


Whether or not Big Brother is watching you ... we are.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2005-07-06, 8:49 PM #36
Just made this one.
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2005-07-06, 8:49 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by Monkey_Man
I fail to see how driving around in circles for three hours every week is an "honoralbe" life.


OH NO!! I made a typo. That makes my argument null and void!. Based on what I found in the first result of googling him, hmmm . . . he did (and his foundation continues to do) kind and honorable things.
"It sounds like an epidemic."
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2005-07-06, 8:53 PM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Wookie06
Whether or not Big Brother is watching you ... we are.

...what's your point?
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guys I think my snail is stuck
2005-07-06, 8:55 PM #39
I'm not a racing fan, but I do know that he didn't hit a wall when he died.
2005-07-06, 8:56 PM #40
Wow... I can't believe Monkey Man actually thinks his picture is no different from the others.
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