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I'm an evil overlord...
2005-07-09, 11:46 PM #1
...and here are the top 100 things I shall do:

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

:D
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2005-07-10, 12:09 AM #2
Quote:
Originally posted by article
My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.


well obviously :p
Code:
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  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-07-10, 3:30 AM #3
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35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

:(
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-07-10, 6:49 AM #4
142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-07-10, 7:05 AM #5
This has been out for a really long time, I've had it saved as a txt file on my computer for probably over a year. Still a great read though.
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2005-07-10, 7:10 AM #6
Whilst this has been around a while, I must second the fact that it is one of the most awesome lists of all time.
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2005-07-10, 7:11 AM #7
I'm really liking these..

178. If I have the hero cornered and am about to finish him off and he says "Look out behind you!!" I will not laugh and say "You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?" Instead I will take a step to the side and half turn. That way I can still keep my weapon trained on the hero, I can scan the area behind me, and if anything was heading for me it will now be heading for him.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-07-10, 9:42 AM #8
Good read :)
2005-07-10, 10:21 AM #9
hah
2005-07-10, 2:09 PM #10
Yeppa got all of them saved to an text file, theyre great.
Echoman: If I can create energy from stupidity, the world's power supply will never end...
2005-07-10, 2:12 PM #11
Quote:
Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

:D
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2005-07-11, 12:39 PM #12
Ha ha. Awesome. Forwarded. :D
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